A poor workman blames the economy.
If at first you don’t succeed, throw in the towel.
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t.
It’s a long way to Tipperary so don’t go.
Tippecanoe and swim back.
Once a cheater, always a winner.
I’ll burn that bridge when I get to it.
A penny saved is a penny unspent
A whistling girl gathers no moss.
Sleepers never prosper.
If at first you don’t succeed, missile-targeting is probably a bad fit for you.
There never was a good war or a bad pizza.
A fool and his gold weigh more than just the gold.
This game is as easy as shooting fish in self defense.
If you can’t beat 'em, give 'em up for adoption.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man late for work when the alarm fails to go off.
Success has a thousand fathers, failure has but one – therefore, the mother of failure is a model of chastity, while the mother of success is the biggest fuckin whore you ever saw.
Necessity is the mother of desperation.
If you don’t anything nice to say, then you must be a terrible person.
Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free.
Early to bed, early to rise makes you a piss poor drinking buddy.