There’s more than one way to peel an orange.
Swearing like a racehorse - I actually had someone say that to me once lol
You won’t melt in the rain but your cake with the green icing will.
“No sweat off the back of my nose.”
The squeaky weasel gets greased.
Alternatively, there is: “That’s no skin off the back of my nose.”
The road to hell is paved with the bones of the damned and tar.
Uneasy lies the head that wears the explosive device.
Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Judge not, lest you be arrested for impersonating a judge.
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese 
(Mr. T voice: ) “A fool and his teeth are soon parted!”
You deserve a break tomorrow.
Never give a sucker an even lick.
The original saying: Don’t judge a book by its cover.
My Aunt used to say: You know how they say, “After they made him, they broke the mold?” Well, you were made with one of those broken molds.
I think it was her own invention.
“No skin off my Ashtabula” - Ernie Capadino, A Leauge of Their Own
When the going gets tough, the tough turn the other cheek.
Actually, I was cracking-wise on this part…
Curiosity killed the nosey nanny.
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you nothing at all.