My take on that one…
They broke the mold before they made you.
I don’t get to use it often though.
A hand in the bush is worth a whole flock of birds.
I had a boss years ago who used to say this all the time, as well as:
“We’ll cross that bridge when we burn it”
My contribution:
We’ll burn that cross when we get to it.
Those who fail history are doomed to repeat it.
Give a man a fish and you’re short a fish. Teach a man to fish and you can charge him $10.00 for bait, charge him for a fishing license, sell him a rod and reel, and rent him a boat, charge him docking fees and maintenance for said boat.
A book and its cover are soon parted.
When it rains, everything gets wet.
We’ll jump off that bridge when we come to it.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Little things come in small packages.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
A stitch in time makes you a Time Lord that can stitch time
Break a leg…of the guy you’re competing against
Blood is thicker than slurpees
Don’t put all your nitroglycerin in one basket
Great minds taste the same as regular minds to zombies
I before E except after mc^2.
An apple a day is no substitute for Obamacare.
Build a man a fire, and he’s warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
Be there or…don’t.
How many roads must a man walk down before he stops and asks for directions?
The evening breeze uproots the trees tenderly
Hindsight is bootylicious.
Wherever you go, don’t step on a crack.
A penny saved just sits in your car’s ashtray forever.
An apple a day can get pretty expensive after awhile.
There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s sex.
Money can’t buy you love, but it can rent it.
You can’t make an omelet so don’t even try a soufflé.