Yeah, WHOSE, fuck you, grammarboy.
Bastid
[sub]grumblefuck, I’ll give you a fuckin sammich…right up your ass![/sub]
Accept their love! Or are you denying your not-so-secret gayness?
Bastid
[sub]grumblefuck, I’ll give you a fuckin sammich…right up your ass![/sub]
Demo has a boyfriend…Demo has a boyfriend!
I like Subway, but I haven’t been there since they stopped doing the “canoe” cut. Is that everywhere?? A chain-wide change?
Zette
Demo has TWO boyfriends.
Thanks. Please try a little more salt next time. More peppers and ripe tomatoes help a lot too. I’ll see about posting a tortilla chip recipe for you real soon. Thanks for trying the recipe, it’s one of my faves.
Actually, it’s not all that hard being the LHGoF. At least I eat really well. As to McDonald’s, you’ll really go ballistic when I tell you that I haven’t bought their food in almost 20 (count them, twenty) years.
Now you and your boyfriends go get a room and get sandwiched. Unless you really were talking about fucking sammiches that is…
(Remind me to antognize people in the Pit more often. This whole exchange is absolutely hysterical!)
I don’t know who this Cockubus character is, but you wanna throw hands? 
Wanna hear something scary?
I’ve been known to eat at…[sub]Taco Bell[/sub]
[Hindenberg crash announcer]
Oh, the humanity!
[/Hindenberg crash announcer]
[sup]Actually, I had eight of their tacos for lunch on Wednesday.[/sup]
I can get that gutbomb in 9 tacos.
What the fuck are you people talking about? A canoe is split down the middle. So is a fucking book. What the hell is the difference? If you don’t want the shit to fall out, don’t eat it while hanging upside-down and violently masturbating to the musical styles of Rob Zombie.
And don’t fucking touch my 12-inch Subway Club with lettucetomatoescucumbersLOTSofonionsandmayo.
Yeah, but a canoe ain’t open on both ends like a fucking book, and a canoe will hold meatballs so they don’t fall out on your lap but a fucking book won’t. And meatball subs make life worth living.
Subway has cucumbers?
You’re not dissing the bell, are you?
“Can I have two 69 cent tacos?”
“We don’t have 69 cent tacos”
“why not?”
“They-ey-ey-ey-ey’re 49 cents!!!”
Yeah, and you’d be surprised (or maybe not) where they fit!
Due to American Imperialism[sup]TM[/sup] the “book” cut was forced upon Subway in Australia.
What intrigues me is why did they change the way the bread was cut? What corporate advantage was there? Less accidents? Faster sub preparation? What? Surely there was some logical reason.
I eat them pretty regularly for lunch with workmates. You get a card with stamps and after 6 visits get a free 12" if you buy a drink. The prices are roughly the same in Australia but our dollar is only worth half one of yours.
Over the summer, I would go to Subway and get subs for my entire family (FTR, there are five of us and it would cost somewhere around $20). I am an expert at ordering five sandwiches at a time. It’s some sort of gift, I swear. Whenever I go to Subway to get a sandwich just for myself, it feels weird to only order one.
I gotta ask them to do the old cut. The lettuce always falls out of my book cut; it never occured to me to ask for the old cut, though.
That’s Mister American Imperialism[sup]TM[/sup] to you!
Mmmmm, Subway…
Count me as another vote for the Old Way of Slicing[sup]TM[/sup].
And we’re not alone!