Subway, over-priced food, pseudo sandwich artists, and you.

Yes, I occasionally patron Subway, and yes, I actually do enjoy the food there (I’ll get into why it’s “occasional” in a moment). Their chicken sandwiches are exquisite. Nothing beats the classic cold cut. And the amount of meat you get on the B.M.T.? Simply opulent.

BUT, despite the undying love I have for their sandwiches, I absolutely loathe everything else. Where to begin? Let’s start with something simple - the construction of the sandwich. The first thing they have to do is cut the bread (it’s made fresh).

They used to cut the bread in such a way that it formed a canoe-like shape, except that it was open on each end. At first, I thought it was a little weird (why not just make it easy and cut a slit down the middle?), but it proved to be rather functional. Nothing ever fell out.

Now, however, they’re cutting the bread in some half-ass idiotic asinine fucked up kinda way. They just cut a slit down the side, leaving the bread hinged at the other side, like a book. The problem with this is - all the contents get squeezed out through the open side!

Initially, I thought this was just an isolated incident. Maybe I got a vindictive worker who is now making his sandwiches inconsistent from Subway’s standard, in an attempt to piss off customers, thus curtaling Subway’s profits. So I just went to another one. Easy enough, right?

Nope. They were doing it there too! I go to another and get the same result. So, in an attempt to boycott Subway, I try out Subway’s competition like Quizno’s and Togo’s. Sure, they get the job done, but still, I’m just uncontrollably drawn to that B.M.T…

So I just bite the bullet and deal with the fucked up bread. I’ve tried telling them to cut the bread in that canoe-like manner, but I just get a blank dumbfounded stare. I’d tell them “the old way” but most of the employees weren’t employed during that wonderful era.

That brings me to part 2 - the prices.

Your basic combo meal, which includes the sandwich, a bag of chips, and a beverage runs at $6.69. That’s for the footlong version. $6.69!? This is for fast food here. Tack on the 8% sales tax, and the meal runs over 7 bucks!

Subway’s whole marketing campaign glorifies their food as being healthy and nutritious. “Jared, who was once 500lbs sustained a diet of cold cuts, and lost 300lbs!” Well, shit, Jared must be one rich mother fucker.

Subway is saying we’re all fat and we should eat there to lose weight and be healthy? Well lower the fucking prices, and I’ll call the place my second home, complete with door mat.

You’re getting a foot-long sandwich, chips and a drink for seven bucks, and you’re complaining? Try the six-inch version; that same combo meal will run you about $5.50. About what you’d pay for a hamburger-chain combo meal.

I kinda like the “book-cut” for the bread. It seems to allow the Subway drones to pile more stuff on the sandwich. The “canoe-cut” that you mention always seemed to force them to skimp on the toppings.

I dunno, I like Subway. I think their ad campaign is misleading, though. To eat healthily, you need to leave off the cheese and flavor sauces, and stay away from any of the mayonnaise-laden sandwich fillings. The chips, even the WOW chips, also pack on extra, unnecessary calories. You should also only have diet soda; sugary soda is just bad, bad, bad. The breads are also made of bleached, processed flour; the whole-wheat bread is more nutritious.
A Subway sandwich is definitely a better choice than eating at Mickey D’s, but it ain’t health food. I also suspect that the folks in the ads were exercising; it’s really difficult to lose bodyfat through diet alone.

You must have really high taxes. I can get a 6-inch Subway sandwich for under $4.00, or under $5 if I get WOW chips and diet Coke.

I’m with ya, man. Yeah, the prices could be better. But, a LOT of people’s prices could be better for that matter. Even so, Subway’s Southwest Steak Sammich comes with about 500 lbs of meat on it. Oh lord, I am in heaven.

BTW, here in Northern Cali, they were doing that retarded “book-cut” for a while, but it seems they have switched back to the old style. Ahh yeah! I hated that shit too. Don’t fuck with a good thing, right?
I pity you, though, vandal, in just a few minutes, you’re going to have a hundred New Yorkers and Chi-Towners in here bitching about “THAT’S NOT A REAL SUB!” Fucking pathetic losers.

Hell yeah, the ads even said it stragihtfoward with Jared. "Subway sandwhiches and lots of walking. Subway wasn’t claiming any miracle diet, it was merely an alternative to greasy burgers & Pizza.

Subway prices vary, even within the same town. I’ve found a 6" deal runs me just over $4 with taxes. 12" Sub is quote a lot of food and you won’t it cheap anywhere.

Add to that, Subway is the only place around here that knows how to slice meat in Central California. Slice it thin dammit! I want a sandwich, not Pot Roast!

My usual meal at Subway:

Turkey sub, wheat bread, 6 inch.
Baked Lays potato chips.
Water.

Cost: $4.85
Grams of fat: under ten

This was my supper every weekday from this March until almost graduation. Because I was eating so little fat and I was exercising (I was in a musical and had rehearsals almost every day), I lost about 20 pounds.

I hate to be the lone dissenting voice here (actually, no I don’t) but Subway sandwiches are among the most miserable that I have ever had in my entire life. Many of the roach coaches I’ve eaten from make a better sandwich. The surest and quickest indictment of Subway (not to mention Togo’s) is the fact that a sandwich not made with Best Foods Mayonnaise is simply not worth eating.

I’d also have to see the correction factor of the glasses you folks wear before I’d ever believe all of the praise you are heaping upon Subway for the quantity of meat used in their product. The sandwiches I’ve bought from them have always been exceedng miniscule and wholly unsatisfying in their meat content. In short, Subway is to sandwiches what Domino’s is to pizza.

'Nuff said.

I’ve been on that Subwy diet, like Jared, and it’s all bullshit. I was eating, like, ten sandwiches from there a day and if anything, I was gaining weight. Fucking liars.

Zenster… hmm… is it possible you’re a bit of a food snob? Just a bit? :wink: (I wonder if there’s a 12-step program) Think starving college students! Subway is a really easy and filling lunch when you’re working on stuff over lunch hour. (at least it was until I discovered the Pita Pit, where they fry up the ham and bacon for their clubs while you wait.) and it won’t make you feel sickish like fried food does. I wish there was one near my place of work.

My fiance likes blimpies better than subway… I have to admit I’m not taken with them.

Of course, the absolute best subs are the ones you make yourself with fresh sub buns and fresh meat and veggies… but you have to have enough different kinds of meat… and enough garnish… and eat it all up before it goes bad… which if you live on your own, can make you sick of cold cuts rather quickly.

(I love the recipe thread. I made the Salsa Casera. I think I didn’t quite do it right, however, it’s a bit watery and doesn’t ‘taste’ enough. sigh. and I can’t find any good yellow corn tortilla chips. Can you post a recipe for those? :smiley: )

I’m going to disagree with Zenster here. I like Subway. I used to hate it, back a few years ago when they only had one or two kinds of bread and it was baked hard. Now they give you a wide variety and are continually expanding their menu options.

Is it good? Without ever tasting Zenster’s own concoctions, I’m going to say Subway pales in comparison to his. But it’s still one of the best Sub shops out there and I’m comparing it to Mr. Goodcents with their watered down meats and Yello Sub, a local chain as well as a few others.

Anyway, I think the prices are reasonable but I never get the combo meal anyway. Also, you can ask them to cut the bread the old school way and they’re comply.

I used to hate Subway’s bread, so I stopped eating there and started going to Mr. Subb. However it’s been a couple years and there doesn’t seem to be Mr Subbs down here in Mispi, while there IS a Subway in the student union food court here on campus, so I tried a sandwich and they’re good; the bread tastes different and better now. I hate the book cut though for the reasons previously cited.

Prices are about the same there as everywhere else in the food court, it runs about $5 for a meal.

Notice that Subway is owned by Doctor’s Associates Inc. according to their commercials and their website:

http://www.subway.com

Now, that sandwich in the photo “looks” like it might have been split down the middle like a canoe, but I can’t be absolutely sure.

I’ve written an email to Customer Service but I won’t be checking again until Monday.

Ask them to cut it the old way. If they’ve worked there long enough they’ll know how. If they haven’t you get something that resembles it. They will do it, at least at the subways i go to.

Subway kicks ass, and it’s not really expensive as it seems. First, there’s no need to get the combo, because it’s just a little freakin bag of chips you could get cheaper anywhere else, and footlong and a medium drink make a sufficient meal. Then of course the price of each footlong practically gets lowered by 25% if you are in an area where you can collect and redeem their stamps.

Why the fuck does this not surprise me?

It must be awful hard being the Lord High God of Food all the time. Lighten the load, Atlas and go eat at McDonalds or something.

Ferchrissakes!

WOW chips? Don’t they have Olean in them? Ick. Why not just pour them right into the toilet? Try the Baked Lays-they’re really good-crispy, but not at all greasy.

I too, though, love Subway. Nothing beats a roast chicken breast on whole wheat with provolone cheese, lettuce and Asiago Caesar sauce.

Yummy!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love you, sir.

I love you Demoman!

Fuckin-A, it’s not a shock that you, myself and the Manservant feel the same way, is it?

Sam

Hey Manservant Cockubus and GeLdInG, why don’t you two get off my jock and take your man-pit-love elsewhere. We’re talking about fucking sammiches heah!

Christ!

This, from the guy who’s username is an anagram of “Do Me”