Ah, shit. I accidentally had an opinion again. And I went and posted it in the pit. I’m a fucking degenerate.
Warmest apologies for not cumming all over the OP. Party on.
As bad as that would have been (an admittedly that would have been horrific), at least I could have sent it to therapy and hopefully regained some of its life back. No, she put it on my gas grill, dumped BBQ sauce all over it…
::shudder::
Sorry. Just. Too. Painful. 
Ack! If somebody had done that to my bass, he would have gotten killed by… “accident”. Yeah, accident.
“Allow me to introduce you to Accident, my Great Dane/Pitbull cross.”
Maybe you should try seeing her side of it. Maybe it was all a silly mistake. You’ll both look back and laugh one day. 
Seriously, the only rant I’ve seen that even comes close to this one was Dick D’s psycho girlfriend rant on Consumption Junction (she tried to run him over… just for starters). And this one wins.
I’m just amazed that didn’t ignite my monitor! :eek:
**Euthanasiast **, you truely have a way with words that I can only hope to mimick like a mangy parrot someday. How do you do it? Did you go to school for this kind of thing? Are you a writer? There’s no way you’re new to this…
Great rant, but I am confused as to your relationship with the woman, is this your sister?
Gak! :eek:
Sorry, I had to go scrape my frontal lobes with a railroad spike. I can see after reading back over the OP that I wasn’t entirely clear about her in that respect.
Ex-girlfriend.
I would really like to hear these stories.
Guilty as charged, your honor, but not of this ‘genre’.
Thank you, for the compliments.
Euth
:eek: Whut Da FUCK ?!? :eek:
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
I can tell there’s been a little friction, but I say forgive and forget.
This woman sounds as though she needs help. Since you’re married now there’s probably not room in the house for her, but I’m sure your wife would support you in your efforts to help get your ex-girlfriend back on her feet.
Right?
I am extremely impressed. Only someone who cared deeply could hate with such enthusiam!!
I am tempted to go out and buy a hat just so I can take it off to you.
There are rants, rants and RANTS. This…is a RAN*T.
Well I wasn’t one, that’s for damn sure.
[sub]And since my confidence with the ladies is pretty low right now, couldja send along that phone number? Thanks.[/Sub]
How are her daughters? Are they away from her?
As much as I would like to see future confrontations between you and this hellbitch, I think for your future sanity you should screen your calls and contact the DA if she continues harassing you.
Now, as to the details of how she almost got you fired and embarrassed you in front of your co-workers, in the immortal words of Frasier Crane:
I’m listening.
Thats’ where I’m at with this.
Her brain is clearly broken if the OP is even merely a parody of the truth. In that light, the only real course of action becomes clear–lock her up in a maximum security rehab facility til she dries out and then see what it’s gonna take to fix her. OP says he’s got it all in his past–I don’t think so. He’s been tossed on the grenade and got to experience her departure first hand–he’ll never get over that. You can’t watch a total stranger go there and ever be the same, let alone someone you love.
I like being human because it means I get to impose a lot of emotions on what is really a hard indifferent universe. Love makes things so much more rich, but then equal measures of pain become possible.
That said, rather an effective piece of writing.
You guys rate this a 10 out of 10?
No way, this one goes to 11.