Sorta inspired by this thread. Well, not so much inspired as knocked from the shelf my subconscious to fall on the forum floor and splatter in a big mess.
Have you ever been walking through a store like Great Indoors or Expo and seen toilets on display in the middle of the showroom floor and had the sudden urge to drop trou and pinch one off right there?
No?
Oh.
Well, surely at least once you’ve been struck by some sort of inappropriate urge upon encountering something in a place where you don’t ususally find it. Right?
No?
Oh. Okay.
(slinks off)