Similarly:
“I robbed a convenience store for $50 and a package of Huggies.”
“Questioning the validity of the public debt.”
“I shot the sheriff; but the deputy, I swear that was some other guy.”
“Cattle rustling.”
“Selling counterfeit Taylor Swift tickets.”
I wore a tan suit.
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’, all cool
And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood…
Gross moral turpitude in a public place.
“Unsportsmanlike conduct.”
“Wearing white shoes after Labor Day.”
Damn your ninja skills!
My take was going to be “I killed an ant just to watch it die.”
“Mopery”
“Stabbing a guy who was a little too nosy for his own good.”
“A good time.”
“It’s not a sentence; it’s a prescription.”
“I forgot to take my hat off indoors”
“Well, sir, I guess there’s just a meanness in this world.”
Where is that from? For the record, I am West Philly born and raised.
I think it’s from Fresh Prince in Bel Air.
It is indeed.
“She looked 18.”
“Misdemeanor environmental consciousness.”
I don’t know if that would get you shown the door, but it would probably get you escorted to the Gaetz.