Suggest me a calendar

So for the last few years, I’ve been getting the Women in Waders calendar (www.womeninwaders.com) calendar. It’s a funny subject, has attractive women, is a little offbeat.

But I’m tired of it. Any suggestions for a new calendar that:

  1. has attractive women,
  2. has women that are real, not some airbrushed, overtanned silicone Bimbo (I’m not interested in Playboy or the SI swimsuit type calendar),
  3. Won’t make female guests blush.
  4. is a little offbeat.

Extra points for moon phases.

Thanks,

Whistlepig

Despair. com has a lovely calendar of sarcastic humor about the working life. No babes, sorry. On the subject of Meetings: “None of us is as dumb as all of us.”

Beautiful women and guns, plus they will send you a free catalog every month with a different babe.

Thanks for the despair link, I need to order one of those for the office. And then place bets on whether Lumberg comes by and says,

“Mmmm, We really appreciate your work on the TPS reports, Whistlepig, but, mmmm, is that calendar really appropriate for an office environment?”

But for home, I want a calendar with babes. And babes and tools, like herman_and_bill suggested is more what I’m looking for.

Whistlepig

…ummm?

:wink:

Not bad, esotoric subject, but not quite . . . cheesy enough.

But definitely a contender.

Thanks