It has been proposed many times before, and it has been uniformly rejected. However, in the future who knows?
When the SDMB Shiva Server Supercluster goes into place with multiple T3 lines for bandwidth, I’m sure Cecil will spread his figurative wings to encompass all fields and specialties.
He may even decide to be hyper proactive, and use clusters of zombie refugees from the Church of Scientology to staff a “pre-emptive question monitoring center”, which scans all of the computers on the entire Net 24/7, looking for ignorance and destroying it.
And as ad revenues come rolling in like trained pigs, the Cecil Assassin Team (or “CAT”) will be on continuous dispatch through the world, organizing and carrying out selective killings of lunatics, ignorant dumbasses, and stalkers and hatemongers.
These will of course be directed by the shadowy Discordant Omega Group (or “DOG”), a circle of 9, or perhaps 11 ex-Moderators and Staff members (you don’t REALLY think they retire, do you? Does Bond retire? Please.) whose goal is to maintain Enlightened Discipline (“ED”) throughout the world. After all, we all need ED, don’t we?
And as the power of Cecil grows in the far distant future, say, 2005, your so-called “world leaders” will dance like puppets for Cecil, and under the direction of the Perfect Master we will soon be ushered into an age of glory and beauty, where we will all live like Goddesses and Gods forever in happiness and peace.
Except for you, of course, who on 24 October 2003 asked a question that had been asked before without using “Search”. I’m sorry, if you have a deity or belief system you follow, please make your peace with the universe and wait by the curb for the Processing Van to arrive. And buh-bye.