Hey, I’d ask a few questions. Go for it.
I could probably answer questions about one of these.
I was actually asked to run away with the carnival once.
I could definitely do this thread:
Pentecostal
As for my current career: I’d have to have the “Ask the girl who sells hydraulic seals” or “Ask the girl going to school online.” Both really boring threads, I assure you. 
Finally, I have something of interest to offer!
Seriously though, I’l like to see an ask the…
Social Worker
Stripper
Self-Professed Psychic
Former Child Bully
Unashamed Liar (actually, that one might be fun over in MPSIMS…hmmmmmm)
Hey, that’s me! I’m a Straight White Male, a WASP, in fact, age 18-45. I’m middle America!
Once the weather warms up again I’ll re-open my “Ask the Nudist Who is Wearing Clothes Right Now” thread.
Full of insights about what you do with your keys when you have no pockets.
I suppose I could do an “Ask the totally exhausted woman who has no prospects for how she’s going to pay her bills in summer and has killed an awful lot of mosquitoes in the last 24 hours, even though it’s mid-winter” thread.
Somehow, I don’t think there’d be much to ask.
Threads that would be genuinely interesting, but are very, very improbable include the following:
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Ask the cannibal
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Ask the guy who escaped from a maximum security prison and is now living the high life in an undisclosed location with a beach.
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Ask the person with a severe phobia of message boards.
Ask the Amish Guy.
Ask the…
Fanfic Author
Test Pilot
Psychosurgery Patient
Astronaut (or Cosmonaut)
100+ YO Person
Satanist
Political Centrist
Does that mean that while the weather is cold, you’re a nudist who’s NOT wearing clothes? :eek: <—frozen blue guy
I’d really like to see a “ask the guy who has killed someone” thread.
Also, Ask The:
Pilot
Doctor
Author
Sociopath
Gary Larson
Douglas Adam’s ghost
in all seriousness, i’d be interested in hearing “ask the practicing misstress (or slave)”
hopefully female, but it’d be interesting either way