Summarize your life with movie titles

Shamelessly stolen from this thread by faithfool from a couple of years ago:

Step one: Choose an actor or director

Step two: Answer the following using ONLY titles of movies by said actor or director.

  1. Are you male or female?
  2. Describe yourself.
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you?
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
  5. Describe your current relationship.
  6. Where would you want to be now?
  7. How do you feel about love?
  8. What’s your life like?
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
  10. Say something wise.

NM.

Be back with real answers shortly.

I think MOL doesn’t need this now, but in case anyone else is confused (and I definitely didn’t do much to dispel confusion, did I?):

You’re describing yourself. So if I picked Tom Cruise, for example:

  1. Are you male or female? Valkyrie
  1. Are you male or female? Half a Wife
  2. Describe yourself. Alice in Wonderland
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Souls at Sea
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Unconquered
  5. Describe your current relationship. It’s a Big Country
  6. Where would you want to be now? Return to Paradise
  7. How do you feel about love? The Real Glory
  8. What’s your life like? Thundering Speed
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Man of the West
  10. Say something wise. Today We Live
    My life brought to you by Gary Cooper.

Robert Downey Jr.

  1. Are you male or female? How to Talk to Girls. Okay, this is only “rumored” and is in post-production, but I couldn’t think of anything, and went to imdb.
  2. Describe yourself. Natural Born Killer[s]
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? That’s Adequate
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  5. Describe your current relationship. Friends and Lovers
  6. Where would you want to be now? In Dreams*
  7. How do you feel about love? Lucky You
  8. What’s your life like? The Soloist
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Wonder Boys!
  10. Say something wise. Good Night, and Good Luck

*A better answer would be “Home for the Holidays,” but it wouldn’t be true. I’m goddamn exhausted, and can’t sleep.

There was something like this floating around Facebook a while back, except it was song titles by an artist/band. Anyway, here goes

  1. Are you male or female? Jimmy The Gent
  2. Describe yourself. God’s Gift To Women
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Captive Souls
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? A Breath Of Scandal
  5. Describe your current relationship. The Desired Woman
  6. Where would you want to be now? The Matrimonial Bed
  7. How do you feel about love? Gold Is Where You Find It
  8. What’s your life like? Good Time Charley
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Spring In Winter
  10. Say something wise. I’ll See You In My Dreams

A Michael Curtiz production.

  1. Are you male or female? – Rain Man
  2. Describe yourself. – Marathon Man
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? The Point
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? –** Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events**
  5. Describe your current relationship. – Straight Time
  6. Where would you want to be now? – Finding Neverland
  7. How do you feel about love? – Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium
  8. What’s your life like? – Stranger Than Fiction
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Confidence
  10. Say something wise. – Wag the Dog
    (Dustin Hoffman, of course)
    mmm
  1. Are you male or female? John Q.
  2. Describe yourself He Got Game.
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Deja Vu
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Much Ado About Nothing
  5. Describe your current relationship. Man On Fire
  6. Where would you want to be now? Philadelphia (why not? I’ve never been.)
  7. How do you feel about love? Glory
  8. What’s your life like? The Hurricane
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Courage Under Fire
  10. Say something wise. Cry Freedom
  1. Are you male or female? King of the Hill
  2. Describe yourself. Out of Sight
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Far from Heaven
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? The Big Empty
  5. Describe your current relationship. Unscripted
  6. Where would you want to be now? Pleasantville
  7. How do you feel about love? Playground
  8. What’s your life like? And Everything is Going Fine
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Tribute
  10. Say something wise. Good Night, and Good Luck

Steven Soderbergh

Let’s try Jimmy Stewart:

  1. Are you male or female?

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

  1. Describe yourself.

The Man Who Knew Too Much

  1. What do people feel when they’re around you?

Vertigo

  1. How would you describe your previous relationship?

The Big Sleep

  1. Describe your current relationship.

You Gotta Stay Happy

  1. Where would you want to be now?

Seventh Heaven***

  1. How do you feel about love?

The Greatest Show on Earth

  1. What’s your life like?

It’s a Wonderful Life

  1. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?

Pot o’ Gold

  1. Say something wise.

You Can’t Take It With You

  1. Are you male or female? Shaolin Wooden Men
  2. Describe yourself. Heart of Dragon
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Mr. Nice Guy
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Hot War
  5. Describe your current relationship. The Love Eterne
  6. Where would you want to be now? Rumble in the Bronx
  7. How do you feel about love? Winners and Sinners
  8. What’s your life like? Gorgeous
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Miracles
  10. Say something wise. Come Drink With Me
  1. Are you male or female?
    Meet Joe Black

  2. Describe yourself.
    Too Young to Die?

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you?
    Happy Together

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
    Burn After Reading

  5. Describe your current relationship.
    A River Runs Through It

  6. Where would you want to be now?
    Kalifornia

  7. How do you feel about love?
    Spy Game

  8. What’s your life like?
    Running with Scissors

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
    The Tree of Life

  10. Say something wise.
    God Grew Tired of Us

A Brad Pitt joint.

  1. Are you male or female? The Soul of a Man

  2. Describe yourself. The American Friend

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Faraway, So Close!

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Same Player Shoots Again

  5. Describe your current relationship. Wings of Desire

  6. Where would you want to be now? Land of Plenty

  7. How do you feel about love? The Goalie’s Anxiety at the Penalty Kick

  8. What’s your life like? Don’t Come Knocking

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? The End of Violence

  10. Say something wise. Reverse Angle

Directed by Wim Wenders.

1. Are you male or female?
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

2. Describe yourself.
Superbad

3. What do people feel when they’re around you?
Funny People

4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
Forgetting Sarah Marshal

5. Describe your current relationship.
Knocked Up

6. Where would you want to be now?
Get Him To The Greek

7. How do you feel about love?
Kicking and Screaming

8. What’s your life like?
Pineapple Express

9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
40 Year Old Virgin

10. Say something wise.
Walk Hard: The Dewy Cox Story
*
Produced by Judd Apatow*

Directed by Alfred Hitchcock:

  1. Are you male or female?
    The Manxman

  2. Describe yourself.
    Young and Innocent (once upon a time)
    Number 17(ditto)
    Rich and Strange (relatively)
    Foreign Correspondent (when I spent 2 years on the Mediterranean)
    Vertigo (when I stand up quickly)
    Family Plot (one of these days)

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you?
    Suspicion
    Stage Fright
    The Wrong Man
    The Man Who Knew Too Much
    (1934)

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
    The Farmer’s Wife
    Downhill
    Sabotage
    The Lady Vanishes

  5. Describe your current relationship.
    The Birds
    The Skin Game
    Frenzy

  6. Where would you want to be now?
    North By Northwest
    Strangers on a Train
    Under Capricorn
    Jamaica Inn

  7. How do you feel about love?
    Easy Virtue
    The Pleasure Garden

  8. What’s your life like?
    The Birds
    Frenzy
    Spellbound
    Psycho
    Notorious
    I Confess
    Murder!
    (just kidding!)

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
    Topaz

  10. Say something wise.
    Shadow of a Doubt
    The Man Who Knew Too Much

  1. Are you male or female?
    Man of the House

  2. Describe yourself.
    The Fugitive

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you?
    Blown Away

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
    Smash-Up on Interstate 5

  5. Describe your current relationship.
    Blue Sky

  6. Where would you want to be now?
    In the Mist

  7. How do you feel about love?
    Stormy Monday

  8. What’s your life like?
    Under Siege

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
    The Package

  10. Say something wise.

  • The Park is Mine

Tommy Lee Jones

  1. Are you male or female? Inside Man
  2. Describe yourself. Freak
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Bamboozled
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? She’s Gotta Have It
  5. Describe your current relationship. She Hate Me
  6. Where would you want to be now? School Daze
  7. How do you feel about love? Jungle Fever
  8. What’s your life like? Get on the Bus
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Mo’ Better Blues
  10. Say something wise. Do the Right Thing

Spike Lee

  1. Are you male or female? Tokyo Joe
  2. Describe yourself. A Holy Terror
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Men Are Such Fools
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Dead End
  5. Describe your current relationship. Love Affair
  6. Where would you want to be now? Key Largo
  7. How do you feel about love? Body and Soul
  8. What’s your life like? To Have and Have Not
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
  10. Say something wise. You Can’t Get Away with Murder

I decided to Bogart this thread

  1. Are you male or female? My Fair Lady
  2. Describe yourself.** Funny Face**
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? They All Laughed.
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? The Nun’s Story
  5. Describe your current relationship. Young Wives’ Tale
  6. Where would you want to be now? Paris When it Sizzles
  7. How do you feel about love? Charade
  8. What’s your life like?** War & Peace**
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Laughter in Paradise
  10. Say something wise. We Will All Go to Monte Carlo

Audrey Hepburn!

this is fun!

  1. Are you male or female? Zelig
  2. Describe yourself. Sleeper
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Bananas
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Picking Up the Pieces
  5. Describe your current relationship. Play it again, Sam
  6. Where would you want to be now? Manhattan
  7. How do you feel about love? Shadows and Fog
  8. What’s your life like? Whatever Works
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Hollywood Ending
  10. Say something wise. Take the Money and Run

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