Summarize Yourself (or Another Doper) Through Your Favorite Musical Entity

The Game Room
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  1. Are you male or female? It makes no difference

  2. Describe yourself. The shape I'm in

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Stage fright

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? I shall be released

  5. Describe your current relationship. Loving you is sweeter than ever

  6. Where would you want to be now? Up on Cripple Creek

  7. How do you feel about love? Don't do it

  8. What’s your life like? Life is a carnival

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Endless highway
  10. Say something wise. Rag mama rag

The Band

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  1. Are you male or female? I’m A Bad, Bad Man
  2. Describe yourself. Lazy
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? You’re Laughing at Me
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? I Never Had A Chance
  5. Describe your current relationship. All By Myself
  6. Where would you want to be now? I Wanna Go Back to Michigan (Down on the Farm)
  7. How do you feel about love? Where Is the Song of Songs for Me?
  8. What’s your life like? Oh, How I Hate to Get Up in the Morning
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? I’d Rather Lead a Band
  10. Say something wise. After You Get What You Want, You Don’t Want It
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  1. Are you male or female? All American Girl
  2. Describe yourself. I’m the Only One
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Brave and Crazy
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Nowhere To Go
  5. Describe your current relationship. I Will Never Be the Same
  6. Where would you want to be now? Map of the Stars
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  1. How do you feel about love? Keep it Precious
  2. What’s your life like? Ain’t it Heavy
  3. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? This War is Over
  4. Say something wise. Testify

Melissa Etheridge

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Ya know, I just thought this would be fun, but it’s turned out to be quite a fascinating study of how we look at ourselves. So interesting everyone.

And for those following along at home, it appears that JustAnotherGeek’s favorite is the Blue Man Group. I had no idea that they actually even played music (I thought they were a comedy troupe – color me embarassed), so score one for ignorance fought.

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Let’s go with King Crimson

  1. Male or female?

** 21st Century Schizoid Man**
2. Describe yourself.

Neurotica
3. What do people feel when they’re around you?

Man With an Open Heart
4. How would you describe your previous relationship?

One More Red Nightmare or Lament
5. Describe your current relationship.

Happy Family
6. Where would you want to be now?

The Devil’s Triangle (I don’t believe in curses, and there are a lot of great beach resorts therein)
7. How do you feel about love?
**
Indoor Games**

  1. What’s your life like?

Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?

Easy Money
10. Say something wise.

Happy With What You Have to Be Happy With

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Let’s see what we get with Tool

  1. Male or female?
    Hooker with a Penis

  2. Describe yourself.
    Useful Idiot

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you?
    Disgustipated

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
    Schism

  5. Describe your current relationship.
    Jerk off

  6. Where would you want to be now?
    Jambi

  7. How do you feel about love?
    Prison Sex

  8. What’s your life like?
    10000 Days

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
    The Gaping Lotus Experience

  10. Say something wise.
    Third Eye

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  1. Are you male or female? Stickman

  2. Describe yourself. Stupidity Tries

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Crazy Fucker

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Abused

  5. Describe your current relationship. Say Yes

  6. Where would you want to be now? **Independence Day
    **

  7. How do you feel about love? A Passing Feeling

  8. What’s your life like? Let’s Get Lost

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Happiness

  10. Say something wise. A Distorted Reality Is Now A Necessity To Be Free
    Yep, it’s Elliott Smith. Looking back on my answers, I’m kinda getting depressed. :frowning:

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OK, so I finally settled on Nick Cave. The result makes me sound even more miserable than I really am…

  1. Are you male or female?  **Long Time Man**

  2. Describe yourself.  **Darker With the Day**

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you?  **Cabin Fever!**

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship?  **No Pussy Blues**

  5. Describe your current relationship.  **Far From Me**

  6. Where would you want to be now?  **City of Refuge**

  7. How do you feel about love?  **Lie Down Here (& Be My Girl)**

  8. What’s your life like?  **Where Do We Go Now but Nowhere?**

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?   **Let The Bells Ring**

  10. Say something wise. Jesus Met the Woman at the Well

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For those following along at home, astorian’s choice is King Crimson.

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Ding Ding ding! We have a winner! (I left out the band to see if anyone recognized them!)

cough

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Round Two (This time with BandName**[sup]TM[/sup]**):
The Moody Blues

  1. Are you male or female? - **Melancholy Man**

  2. Describe yourself. **The Actor**

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? **Strange Times**

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship?  **Foolish Love**

  5. Describe your current relationship. **Departure**

  6. Where would you want to be now? **Under Moonshine**

  7. How do you feel about love? **Nights in White Satin**

  8. What’s your life like? **Talking Out of Turn**

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? **Vintage Wine**

  10. Say something wise. How Is It (We Are Here)

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Queen

  1. Are you male or female?

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy

  1. Describe yourself.

I Want It All

  1. What do people feel when they’re around you?

Good Company

  1. How would you describe your previous relationship?

Love of my Life or You’re My Best Friend

  1. Describe your current relationship.

Get Down Make love

  1. Where would you want to be now?

Now I’m Here

  1. How do you feel about love?

Stone Cold Crazy

  1. What’s your life like?

Misfire

  1. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?

Somebody to Love

  1. Say something wise
    Don’t Try Suicide
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  1. Are you male or female?  April, Come She Will

  2. Describe yourself.  Still Crazy After All These Years

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you?  The Dangling Conversation

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship?  One Trick Pony

  5. Describe your current relationship.  A Most Peculiar Man

  6. Where would you want to be now? America

  7. How do you feel about love? Bridge Over Troubled Water

  8. What’s your life like?  Fakin' It

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Homeward Bound
  10. Say something wise. Keep the Customer Satisfied
    Paul Simon/Simon and Garfunkel

My husband wanted to do one:

  1. Are you male or female?  Hard Time Losin' Man

  2. Describe yourself.  Bad, Bad Leroy Brown

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you?  Don't Mess Around with Jim

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship?  Lover's Cross

  5. Describe your current relationship.  These Dreams

  6. Where would you want to be now? Workin' at the Car Wash Blues

  7. How do you feel about love? Photographs and Memories

  8. What’s your life like?  Photographs and Memories

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Roller Derby Queen
  10. Say something wise. It Doesn’t Have to Be That Way

Jim Croce

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The Killers

  1. Are you male or female? Spaceman

  2. Describe yourself. Human

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Andy, You’re A Star

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Somebody Told Me

  5. Describe your current relationship. Bones

  6. Where would you want to be now? Take Me To the Place Where the White Boys Dance

  7. How do you feel about love? Romeo and Juliet

  8. What’s your life like? Who Let You Go?

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? This River Is Wild

  10. Say something wise. Smile Like You Mean It

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The Songs of Andrew Lloyd Webber

  1. Are you male or female?
    The Lady’s got Potential

  2. Describe yourself.
    Nothing Like You’ve Ever Known

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you?
    The Actress Hasn’t Learned the Lines You’d Like to Hear

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
    The Last Man in My Life

  5. Describe your current relationship.
    Anything But Lonely

  6. Where would you want to be now?
    Any Dream Will Do

  7. How do you feel about love?
    Love Changes Everything

  8. What’s your life like?
    Whistle Down The Wind

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
    All I Ask of You

  10. Say something wise
    I’d Rather Die On My Feet Than Live On My Knees

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So, all ten answers must be from song titles from the SAME band/artist?

Oof. OK, let’s try it with The Rolling Stones.

  1. Are you male or female? - *Monkey Man*

  2. Describe yourself.  - *I Got The Blues*

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? - *Sympathy For The Devil*

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? - *Beast of Burden*

  5. Describe your current relationship. - *When The Whip Comes Down*

  6. Where would you want to be now? - *2000 Light Years From Home*

  7. How do you feel about love? - *Let's Spend The Night Together*

  8. What’s your life like? - *Rock And A Hard Place*

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? - *Gimme Shelter*
  10. Say something wise. - You Can’t Always Get What You Want
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I thought this would be really hard.

Band is Santana.

  1. Are you male or female? “Mr. Udo”
  2. Describe yourself. “Head Hands and Feet” or “Future Primitive”
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? “All The Love of the Universe” or maybe “Nowhere To Run”
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? “Evil Ways”
  5. Describe your current relationship. “She’s Not There”
  6. Where would you want to be now? “Guajira” or “Mother Africa”
  7. How do you feel about love? “All I Ever Wanted”
  8. What’s your life like? “Eternal Caravan of Reincarnation” or “Just Let The Music Speak”
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? *“Everybody’s Everything” * :smiley: or “Trancendence”
  10. Say something wise. “Make Somebody Happy” or “Let The Children Play” or “Life Is For Living”

This was fun. I wonder what the Black Sabbath version will look like. :eek:

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Whoops! Don’t know how I overlooked that on astorian. I blame too much egg nog. :smiley:

This one’s for the Other Half, using the solo career of Ms. Nicks. Otherwise, it’d take me all day to go through Fleetwood Mac’s discography.

  1. Are you male or female? The Highwayman
  2. Describe yourself. Doing The Best I Can
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Outside the Rain
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Cry Wolf
  5. Describe your current relationship. Two Kinds of Love
  6. Where would you want to be now? Imperial Hotel
  7. How do you feel about love? Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around
  8. What’s your life like? Trouble in Shangri-La
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Bombay Sapphires
  10. Say something wise. Fall from Grace
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  1. Are you male or female?

I’m a Boy.

  1. Describe yourself.

I Can’t Explain

  1. What do people feel when they’re around you?

The Real Me

  1. How would you describe your previous relationship?

Won’t Get Fooled Again

  1. Describe your current relationship.

Pictures of Lily

  1. Where would you want to be now?

**I Don’t Even Know Myself **

  1. How do you feel about love?

Love Reign O’er Me.

  1. What’s your life like?

I’m One. OR Young Man Blues

  1. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?

**Two Thousand Years
**
10. Say something wise.
Who Are You OR **Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere **
**
The Who ** Of Course…

Though I kinda want to do a Second One with my fav. band of all time to see the difference in results…