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Are you male or female? Country Girl -
Describe yourself. Long Time Gone -
What do people feel when they’re around you? King Midas in Reverse -
How would you describe your previous relationship? Love the One You're With -
Describe your current relationship. Helplessly Hoping -
Where would you want to be now? Ohio -
How do you feel about love? Carry On -
What’s your life like? Wasted on the Way -
What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Just a Song Before I Go - Say something wise. Teach Your Children
CSNY
Hey Ro0sh (or anyone else for that matter), please feel free to use a second (or third, fourth or fifth even!) go with someone else that you wanna. These are a hoot to read!
Are you male or female?
Iron Man
Describe yourself.
Lord of This World
What do people feel when they’re around you?
Paranoid
How would you describe your previous relationship?
Into the Void
Describe your current relationship.
Solitude
Where would you want to be now?
Planet Caravan
How do you feel about love?
Tomorrow’s Dream
What’s your life like?
Hole in the Sky
What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Sweet Leaf
Say something wise.
Fairies Wear Boots
That was kinda tough. Armchair psychoanalysts may not find as much information in this list as they might think.
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Are you male or female?
The Space Cowboy
2. Describe yourself.
The Joker
3. What do people feel when they’re around you?
True Fine Love
4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
Blue Odyssey
5. Describe your current relationship.
The Window
6. Where would you want to be now?
Jet Airliner
7. How do you feel about love?
Wild Mountain Honey
8. What’s your life like?
Winter Time
9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
I want to make the World Turn Around
10. Say something wise.
Take the Joker and Run*
*Yes, I know there is a Song called Take the Money and Run. There’s ALSO a song called Take the Joker and Run too for you SMB Fanatics out there- it was a demo song out there, and I’m a fan of both versions, but this one I feel applies more to me and life.
My man Prince.
Are you male or female?
Nasty Girl
Describe yourself.
Soft and Wet
What do people feel when they’re around you?
Feel Better, Feel Good, Feel Wonderful
How would you describe your previous relationship?
I Can’t Make You Love Me
Describe your current relationship.
Free
Where would you want to be now?
Leaving For New York
How do you feel about love?
So Blue
What’s your life like?
Emancipation
What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Love or Money
Say something wise.
Sometimes It Snows In April
- Are you male or female? The Old Boat Guy
- Describe yourself. Ragged Ass
- What do people feel when they’re around you? That Claim-Jumping Swine, O’Bannon
- How would you describe your previous relationship? 1988 Was a Million Years Ago
- Describe your current relationship. Voyage to Manhood
- Where would you want to be now? Machupicchu
- How do you feel about love? umm, We’ll Be Right Back
- What’s your life like? I, Drum-Running, Am Clapboard Bound
- What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Four Slices of Toast
- Say something wise. We’re Rockin’All Night With the Tangy Flavor of Cheddar
Mike Keneally, virtually unknown but Allmusic’s “leading progressive rock genius of the post-Zappa era”
Well all righty then.
- Are you male or female? Son
- Describe yourself. Wounded, Old and Treacherous
- What do people feel when they’re around you? Nothing to Say
- How would you describe your previous relationship? Sweet Dream
- Describe your current relationship. Fallen on Hard Times
- Where would you want to be now? Lap of Luxury
- How do you feel about love? Rare and Precious Chain
- What’s your life like? Life’s a Long Song
- What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Living in the Past
- Say something wise. Nothing Is Easy
Jethro Tull.
“Weird Al” Yankovic
- Are you male or female? Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
- Describe yourself. White and Nerdy
- What do people feel when they’re around you? Do I Creep You Out?
- How would you describe your previous relationship? I Was Only Kidding
- Describe your current relationship. Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
- Where would you want to be now? Genius in France
- How do you feel about love? You’re Pitiful
- What’s your life like? Generic Blues
- What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Cable TV
- Say something wise. Everything You Know Is Wrong
Roots and Branches really was an overlooked album, wasn’t it? #4 or #5 could have been Dangerous Veils for someone.
Okay, then!
Band is moe. and some of the answers are just silly.
- Are you male or female? “Captain America”
- Describe yourself. “Meat”
- What do people feel when they’re around you? “Okayalright”
- How would you describe your previous relationship? “Plane Crash”
- Describe your current relationship. “Akimbo”
- Where would you want to be now? “Big World” or maybe “Dr. Grafenberg”
- How do you feel about love? “Can’t Seem To Find”
- What’s your life like? “Stranger Than Fiction”
- What would you ask for if you had only one wish? “Recreational Chemistry”
- Say something wise. “Don’t Fuck With Flo” or maybe “Shoot First”
This is mildly addictive, you know.
Great thread- this is really fun!
Mary J. Blige
Are you male or female?
Feel Like A Woman
Describe yourself.
Work In Progress
What do people feel when they’re around you?
Just Fine
How would you describe your previous relationship?
Hurt Again
Describe your current relationship.
Not Gon’ Cry
Where would you want to be now?
Christmas In The City
How do you feel about love?
You Gotta Believe
What’s your life like?
No More Drama
What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
The Love I Never Had
Say something wise.
Be Happy
Mannfred Mann’s Earth Band
- Are you male or female? “Quinn The Eskimo”
- Describe yourself. “Martha’s Madman”
- What do people feel when they’re around you? “Blinded By The Light”
- How would you describe your previous relationship? “Drowning On Dry Land”
- Describe your current relationship. “Waiter, There’s A Yawn In My Ear”
- Where would you want to be now? “Davy’s On The Road Again”
- How do you feel about love? “Joybringer”
- What’s your life like? “Circles”
- What would you ask for if you had only one wish? “You Angel You”
- Say something wise. “Give Me The Good Earth”
Okay, I’m walking away from the computer, now.
Hehe. I’m glad everyone is having fun! Now to a possibly more interesting take on this… anyone game for picking an artist(s) they absolutely hate? Just in the name of science, ya see, to tell if they can explain the innermost workings of our braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. 
I’ll have to work on it a bit to figure out who I’d pick. Hmmm.
Can Do!
As much as I love SMB, I loathe DMB. So here ya go:
- Are you male or female?
Jimi Thing - Describe yourself.
Best of What’s Around - What do people feel when they’re around you?
#41 - How would you describe your previous relationship?
Stay (Wasting Time) OR When the World Ends - Describe your current relationship.
Grace is Gone - Where would you want to be now?
You Never Know - How do you feel about love?
Crash into Me - What’s your life like?
Typical Situation - What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Help Myself - Say something wise.
Say Goodbye (Yeah yeah, “Don’t drink the water” shoulda gone here, but it’s too obvious)
I’ll take the Everly Brothers
- Are you male or female?
The Girl Can’t Help It - Describe yourself.
My Elusive Dreams - What do people feel when they’re around you?
What’s the Use - How would you describe your previous relationship?
Turned Down - Describe your current relationship.
Devoted to You - Where would you want to be now?
Carolina in My Mind - How do you feel about love?
That’s Old Fashioned - What’s your life like?
I Can’t Recall - What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Man with Money - Say something wise.
When It’s Night-Time in Italy, It’s Wednesday Over Here
Are you male or female? Man, I Feel Like A Woman
Describe yourself She’s Not Just A Pretty Face
What do people feel when they’re around you? Wild And Wicked
How would you describe your previous relationship? Home Ain’t Where His Heart Is (Anymore)
Describe your current relationship? No One Needs To Know
Where would you want to be now? Honey, I’m Home
How do you feel about love? If You’re Not In It For Love (I’m Outta Here)
What’s your life like? Ain’t No Particular Way
What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Ka-Ching!
Say something wise God Ain’t Gonna Getcha For That
Shania Twain.
That was far, far harder and the results are a lot less satisfying. And now I have shitty Shania Twain songs stuck in my head, argh!
This is hard.
- Are you male or female? “Arnold Layne”
- Describe yourself. “Brain Damage”
- What do people feel when they’re around you? “Careful With That Axe, Eugene”
- How would you describe your previous relationship? “Marooned”
- Describe your current relationship. “Obscured by Clouds”
- Where would you want to be now? “Lost for Words”
- How do you feel about love? “Young Lust”
- What’s your life like? “Biding my Time”
- What would you ask for if you had only one wish? “Outside the Wall”
- Say something wise. “Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict”
Pink Floyd
From the hate side:
- Are you male or female? She Can’t Say No
- Describe yourself. Angel Angel
- What do people feel when they’re around you? Ain’t It Strange
- How would you describe your previous relationship? Summerlove Sensation
- Describe your current relationship. You Made me Believe in Magic
- Where would you want to be now? Saturday Night
- How do you feel about love? It’s a Game
- What’s your life like? Another Rainy Day in New York City
- What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Love Me Like I Love You
- Say something wise. Keep On Dancing
It’s the @#()!$* Bay City Rollers
- Are you male or female? Part Man, Part Monkey
- Describe yourself. Born in the USA
- What do people feel when they’re around you? Cautious Man
- How would you describe your previous relationship? I’m Goin’ Down or Brilliant Disguise
- Describe your current relationship. Crush On You
- Where would you want to be now? New York City Serenade
- How do you feel about love? Tougher Than The Rest
- What’s your life like? Glory Days
- What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Mansion On The Hill
- Say something wise. It’s Hard To Be A Saint In The City
(Springsteen)
- Are you male or female?
Hey Joe - Describe yourself.
Foxy Lady - What do people feel when they’re around you?
Manic Depression - How would you describe your previous relationship?
Are You Experienced? - Describe your current relationship.
Freedom - Where would you want to be now?
Red House - How do you feel about love?
Castles Made of Sand - What’s your life like?
Purple Haze - What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Machine Gun - Say something wise.
The Wind Cries Mary
Sir Jimi.