Summarize Yourself (or Another Doper) Through Your Favorite Musical Entity

The Game Room
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King Crimson was fun, so now I’ll try Emerson, Lake & Palmer

  1. Are you male or female?    **Fanfare for the Common Man**

  2. Describe yourself.      ** Iconoclast **

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you?       **The Endless Enigma**

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship?    ** Bitches Crystal**, or maybe **Battlefield**

  5. Describe your current relationship.       **Nobody Loves You Like I Do**

  6. Where would you want to be now?     **  Love Beach**, or barring that, **Jerusalem**

  7. How do you feel about love?     ** Food For Your Soul**

  8. What’s your life like?         ** Lucky Man**

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? ** Show Me the Way to Go Home**

  10. Say something wise ** C’est La Vie**

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Yes

  1. Are you male or female?  Harold Land

  2. Describe yourself.  Going For The One

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you?  Mind Drive

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship?  To Be Over

  5. Describe your current relationship.  And You And I

  6. Where would you want to be now?  South Side of the Sky

  7. How do you feel about love?  The Gates of Delirium

  8. What’s your life like?  Perpetual Change

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?  Astral Traveler
  10. Say something wise. Don’t Kill The Whale
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Doing love as well - Muse:

  1. Are you male or female? Ruled by secrecy :wink:
  2. Describe yourself. Invincible
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Ashamed
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Citizen Erased
  5. Describe your current relationship. Interlude (I’m single)
  6. Where would you want to be now? Stockholm Syndrome
  7. How do you feel about love? Supermassive black hole
  8. What’s your life like? Feeling good
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Bliss
  10. Say something wise. Butterflies and hurricanes
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I <heart> the Allman Brothers Band!

  1. Are you male or female? “Ramblin’ Man”
  2. Describe yourself. “From The Madness Of The West”
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? “*High Cost Of Low Livin’ *”
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? “Can’t Lose What You Never Had”
  5. Describe your current relationship. “No One To Run With”
  6. Where would you want to be now? “Back Where It All Began”
  7. How do you feel about love? “Come And Go Blues”
  8. What’s your life like? “Sailin’ 'Cross TheDevil’s Sea”
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? “Trouble No More”
  10. Say something wise. “Ain’t Wastin’ Time No More”
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Tom Waits:

  1. Are you male or female? Little Boy Blue
  2. Describe yourself. Gin Soaked Boy
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? The Heart of Saturday Night
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Watch Her Disappear
  5. Describe your current relationship. When You Ain’t Got Nobody
  6. Where would you want to be now? Anywhere I Lay My Head
  7. How do you feel about love? Everything You Can Think of is True
  8. What’s your life like? Looks Like I’m Up Shit Creek Again
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? I Don’t Want to Grow Up
  10. Say something wise. You Can’t Unring a Bell
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I tried, I really tried! I even went so far as to look up track lists on wikipedia but…

sobs I can’t do it! I just can’t do it! :frowning:

I just… LOATHE Britney too much…

I feel dirty just looking up the tracks. I’m gonna go take a shower and wipe my browser history…

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Alice the Goon does Prince and Mary J. That’s some excellent music, right there. Plus I love his cover of “I Can’t Make You Love Me.” Have you heard his version of “A Case of You?” So good.

I will, of course, use Tori Amos.
1. Are you male or female? Cornflake Girl
2. Describe yourself. Strange Little Girl
3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Twinkle
4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Sugar
5. Describe your current relationship. Bachelorette
6. Where would you want to be now? Snow Cherries from France
7. How do you feel about love? Sweet the Sting
8. What’s your life like? A Sorta Fairytale
9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Pretty Good Year
**10. Say something wise. ** Thank You

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Gotta get some more rock in here. Guns N’ Roses

  1. Are you male or female?  **Mr. Brownstone**

  2. Describe yourself.   **So Fine**

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you?   **Live and Let Die**

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship?   **Anything Goes**

  5. Describe your current relationship.   **It's So Easy**

  6. Where would you want to be now?   **Paradise City**

  7. How do you feel about love?   **Estranged**

  8. What’s your life like?   **Welcome to the Jungle**

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?   **Patience**
  10. Say something wise. Don’t Damn Me
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Just for fun, here’s Clutch.

Are you male or female?
Burning Beard

Describe yourself.
A Shogun Named Marcus

What do people feel when they’re around you?
Electric Worry

How would you describe your previous relationship?
Worm Drink

Describe your current relationship.
WYSIWYG

Where would you want to be now?
Land of Pleasant Living

How do you feel about love?
Pure Rock Fury

What’s your life like?
American Sleep

What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Milk of Human Kindness

Say something wise.
You Can’t Stop Progress

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And some hellbilly: Hank Williams III

  1. Are you male or female?  **Workin' Man**

  2. Describe yourself.   **Dick in Dixie**

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you?   **Broke, Lovesick, and Driftin'**

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship?   **Not Everybody Likes Us**

  5. Describe your current relationship.   **On My Own**

  6. Where would you want to be now?   **One Horse Town**

  7. How do you feel about love?   **Lonesome For You**

  8. What’s your life like?   **Life of Sin**

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?   **Thunderstorms and Neon Signs**
  10. Say something wise. The Grand Old Opry (Ain’t so Grand)
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Rush

  1. Are you male or female? **Digital Man**

  2. Describe yourself. **Double Agent**

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? **Chemistry**

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? **Malignant Narcissism**

  5. Describe your current relationship. **Need Some Love**

  6. Where would you want to be now? **Rivendell**

  7. How do you feel about love? **Sweet Miracle**

  8. What’s your life like? **The Twilight Zone**

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? **Red Barchetta**

  10. Say something wise. (you can’t get) Something for Nothing

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I choose Al Stewart

  1. Are you male or female? A Man for All Seasons
  2. Describe yourself. Class of '58
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Life After Death
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Mixed Blessing
  5. Describe your current relationship. Indian Summer
  6. Where would you want to be now? Under a Winestained Moon
  7. How do you feel about love? Feels Like
  8. What’s your life like? Real and Unreal
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Timeless Skies
  10. Say something wise. If It Doesn’t Come Naturally, Leave It
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I should be working on exams now. Here’s Napalm Death:

Are you male or female?
Hung

Describe yourself.
Next of Kin to Chaos

What do people feel when they’re around you?
Mentally Murdered

How would you describe your previous relationship?
Retching on the Dirt

Describe your current relationship.
You Suffer

Where would you want to be now?
Face Down in the Dirt

How do you feel about love?
A Means to an End

What’s your life like?
Hate, Fear and Power

What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
A Safe Place

Say something wise.
Nazi Punks Fuck Off

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Are you male or female?
Mother Nature

Describe yourself.
Burdundian Carol

What do people feel when they’re around you?
One in a Row

How would you describe your previous relationship?
And I Love You So

Describe your current relationship.
Empty Chairs

Where would you want to be now?
On The Amazon

How do you feel about love?
Left for Dead on the Side of the Road

What’s your life like?
Orphans of Wealth

What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
It’s A Beautiful Life

Say Something wise.
American Pie

Don McLean

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  1. Are you male or female? “Mule”
  2. Describe yourself. “Temporary Saint”
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? “No Need To Suffer”
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? “Bad Little Doggie”
  5. Describe your current relationship. “Raven Black Night”
  6. Where would you want to be now? “Banks Of The Deep End”
  7. How do you feel about love? “Blind Man In The Dark”
  8. What’s your life like? “Life Before Insanity”
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? “Painted Silver Light” or “Greasy Granny’s Gopher Gravy”
  10. Say something wise. “Lay Your Burden Down”

Gov+t Mule

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Let’s try Tori.

  1. Are you male or female? Bells for Her
  2. Describe yourself. She’s Your Cocaine
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Tear in Your Hand
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Crucify
  5. Describe your current relationship. Winter
  6. Where would you want to be now?** In the Springtime of His Voodoo**
  7. How do you feel about love? Little Earthquakes
  8. What’s your life like? Putting the Damage On
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? 1000 Oceans
  10. Say something wise. **Sweet the Sting **
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They Might Be Giants

  1. Are you male or female? **She's an Angel**

  2. Describe yourself. **S-E-X-X-Y**

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? **You'll Miss Me**

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? **Why Did You Grow a Beard?**

  5. Describe your current relationship. **I'm Impressed**

  6. Where would you want to be now? **New York City**

  7. How do you feel about love? **Damn Good Times**

  8. What’s your life like? **Seven Days of the Week (I Never Go to Work)**

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? **Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love**
  10. Say something wise. The Sun is a Mass of Incandescent Gas
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Wilco.

  1. Are you male or female? **I'm the man who loves you.**

  2. Describe yourself. **A Magazine Called Sunset.**

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? **A Shot in the Arm.**

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? **I Must Be High. **

  5. Describe your current relationship.** I am Trying to Break Your Heart.** 

  6. Where would you want to be now? **Hotel Arizona**

  7. How do you feel about love? **I'm Always In Love.** 

  8. What’s your life like? **How to Fight Loneliness**

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? **Say You Miss Me. **
  10. Say something wise. Nothing’severgonnastandinmyway(again)
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Bob Dylan (second appearance)

  1. Are you male or female? Man On The Street
  2. Describe yourself. Mixed-Up Confusion
  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? What Was It You Wanted
  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Abandoned Love
  5. Describe your current relationship. Long Time Gone
  6. Where would you want to be now? In The Garden
  7. How do you feel about love? Love Is Just A Four-Letter Word
  8. What’s your life like? Blowin’ In The Wind
  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? One More Cup Of Coffee (Valley Below)
  10. Say something wise. The Times They Are A-Changin’
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James Brown!

  1. Are you male or female? **It's a Man's Man's Man's World**

  2. Describe yourself.   **Super Bad**

  3. What do people feel when they’re around you? **Shout and Shimmy**

  4. How would you describe your previous relationship? **Have Mercy, Baby**

  5. Describe your current relationship. **I Got You (I Feel Good)**

  6. Where would you want to be now? **Living in America**

  7. How do you feel about love?  **It's Magic**

  8. What’s your life like?  **My Thang**

  9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? **Soul Power**
  10. Say something wise. Get on the Good Foot