Yes, I’m feeling pretty bored today, so I’ve decided to become a troll! Here goes…
Hey, everybody! YOU STINK!?!! Here me? And all your posts are D-U-M dum and don’t post like you use to do anymore, cuz it makes me mad!
(Hmmm. Pretty boring so far. Thus, I shall wait expectantly to see the results of my bombardment.)
Do entertain with lively and clever witticisms!
Greatest thanks,
A girl AKA Supah-troll!
Gee. Girl, I’m trying real hard to be offended. Really. Let’s see.
Learn to spell “dumb” and “because”, you worthless, uhm, uh.
Sorry. Guess I’m not very good at this.
God is my co-pilot. Blame Him.
[Troll feeding hat: ON]No no no no NO! If you wanted to troll maybe your subject line should be “All <racist slur of your choice>'s are <expletive of your choice> STUPID!”. [Troll feeding hat: OFF]
“Through twilight, darkness and moonrise
My scarlet tears will run
As stolen blood and whispered love
Of fantasies undone”
A Girl!! Why you I oughta…oopss bedtime sorry maybe tomorrow.
Yours truly,
aha
I’ve HAD it! That’s ENOUGH! All right, “a girl”, you asked for it and you’re gonna get it with BOTH BARRELS -
“a girl”, you’re…you’re…MILDLY ANNOYING!!!
Phew! Glad I got that off my chest. I feel much better now.
For business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity. - Mark Twain
LOL, when I read your subject the first thing that came into my head was that Catholic schoolgirl character from SNL who would throw her arms up and say “Supastar!”
NOw I will attempt to be as dumb as a troll…(what the heck, looks fun!)
(In the style of “sublime1300” and the “THESE BANDS KIK ASS” dude)
anyone know where I can find out about a band called beetles? I herd them ont he radio and their tha BOMB! do they have an album coming out soon? what are there shoe sizes? where can I get info on the dope shit beetlez?
(sorry, that’s the best I can do, lol)
“Mrs. Krabappel, are you trying to seduce me?”
a-hem…
Your ma ma
Hey, I’m getting good at this or what!! I didn’t even put the punctuation in! YeAh!
You’re talking to
A girl, AKA Supah-troll
As a relative newbie, do I have the right to call someone else a troll?
That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.
A girl, I think that this–
might a bit more troll-like if you did it this way…
There! How’s that?
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
THIS AREA IS TO BE ADVISED THAT TROLLING IS UNADVISED AS I SIT IN MY SUPER SECRET DOD TRACTOR WITH MY SATELITE MODEM COMPUTER WITH NO CAPS LOCK.
TIME TO FEED THE SHEEP.
FARMER AGENT
Hey, A girl–
You related to Just_A_Girl_26? Just curious.
Love,
Bean
p.s. You make a crappy troll. Go back to saying things that anger and inflame all of us in the world of academia. You are much better at that. (insert smilie here)
Hey, A Girl, it doesn’t count as trolling unless you do one or all of the following:
[list=a][li]say something mean about Wally.[/li][li]complain loudly that you are being censored by the moderators.[/li][li]whine that nobody understands you.[/li][li]start obnoxious threads on topics like “Princess Di was a cks*ing whore!”[/li][li]start threads on controversial hot-button topics, like “The Holocaust didn’t really happen”, but then never come back to defend your position after your original posting.[/list=a][/li]
But keep working on it, you’re getting there. 
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen
Notthemama, you forgot:
F. Complain that the regs are cliquish and bash newbies.
G. Brag about how studly you are in Real Life.
H. Use ‘u’ instead of ‘you’ and other such irritating abbreviations.
TMR
If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes
in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley
right around the corner.
Green,
Nah, no relation to Just_A_Girl, but I feel like dragging her to da pit for trying to steel my name!! (That’ll help my trolliness, a pit trip!) And yah, where are all the loucy moderaters?? They stink as bad as God! And I’m going to say something nasty about Wally, only because I think it’s cute when he calls people a putz!
You know, I am getting better at this, I can feel it. Hmmmm. A little more practice, and I should have it. I shall use my troll powers for good, not evil. When a real troll shows up, I shall rip off my glasses, become Supah-troll, and take care of the invader. Since I will have learned the ways of the troll, I feel the defeat will be an easy one.
A girl (Secretly known as Supah-troll)
And you also forgot to ask an annoying question, then pop in every five minutes and say “no no no you morons this isn’t what I asked for”, and/or “keep the responses coming lol”.
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
I: Have, as your first post, an incoherent ramble about your love life.
“His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard,
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”
Dagnabit, Supah-troll. People like you just get me irked. We’re all here on these boards confining ourselves to rational debate about important and weighty subjects, and you show up here being somewhat irritating.
If I were a moderator, I’d make the board crash periodically so that you couldn’t post doing those periods. (Oh, wait, that happens anyway. Never mind. :))
You don’t have a thing to worry about. I’ll have the jury eating out of my hand. Meanwhile, try to escape.
Sig by Wally M7, master signature architect to the SDMB