A copy of our SBS plans.
Anywhere that ‘Rob’ appears should be replaced with ‘John Dohhh’; anywhere that ‘Will’ appears should be replaced with
‘Sex God’:
Hey kids,
To get into the spirit of
SUPER!!! <<SUPER!!!>> BOWL!!! <<BOWL!!!>> SUNDAY!!! <<SUNDAY!!!>>
and the requisite drunken debauchery that needs to accompany this annual offering to the football gods, I was thinkin’ maybe we should have prizes and flags for various categories (since we don’t have a betting pool… yet)
First to arrive at Rob’s place (no Rob, you don’t count) - PRIZE!
Last to arrive at Rob’s place - FLAG!
First to spill/drop something on Rob’s floor - FLAG!
Opening kickoff beer chug winner - PRIZE!
Eater of the most wings/ribs/etc. - PRIZE!
Person to sit closest to Will post wing-rib consumption - PRIZE? (a lifetime supply of air freshener)
Ditto above for Rob - PRIZE?
Loudest/longest belch and/or belch the American Anthem - PRIZE!
Wardrobe malfunction - PRIZE?/FLAG? (conditional upon the goods offered)
Paying attention to the halftime show - FLAG!
Praying to the porcelain god (except during the halftime show) - FLAG!
Talking during the commercials - FLAG! (cuz the commercials is really what the Super Bowl is all about, isn’t it?)
Leaving before the end of the game - DOUBLE FLAG!
Prizes and Flags are TBD, but I’m assuming they will both involve alcohol in some way, shape or form.
Just an ideer… suggestions / additions are welcome (although criticisms will be noted and logged under the ‘Payback’ quadrant of my brain…)
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