A plea from Crunchy Frog to all Dopers

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#1

Hello friends.

You know I love you all, right?
Except that one guy. I hate that guy. Fuck him.
But I love the rest of you!

Now I don’t ask much – at least I haven’t in the past 48 hours or so. But I have a very important favor to ask everyone here:

PLEASE DO NOT POST WHO WINS THE SUPERBOWL TOMORROW IN THE SUBJECT LINE!

I work 4-midnight and I’ll be working tomorrow when the SuperBowl is played and so I have to tape it. I would like to not know the outcome of the game when I watch it, so PLEASE if you discuss the game, don’t post the winning team’s name in the subject line.

::on knees::

Please please please PLEASE don’t spoil the game for me.

Thank you and don’t forget I love you all*.

*Except that guy.

#2

Weeelllll…

I never could refuse a man on his knees. :slight_smile:

I promise not to post anything about the Super Bowl.

#3

Arden Ranger - you know, as long as I’m down here, and we seem to be alone… :wink:

Superbowl to flirting in one post. I think that’s a new record for one of my own threads. I usually stay on topic for at least 3 posts.

#4

Go me!

Seeing as you’re down there…

:wink:

#5

Guess you set a new record, eh? And where’s my damn wooing?

#6

Just to rub it in, the weekend manager is arranging for the Super Bowl to be tubed in and ran on all 4 big screen TV’s here in the control room…

hehehehehhe

#7

I got your damn wooing.

Should I start another thread, or seeing as that thread will only draw a very slim percentage of posters who are interested, should I just send you emails?

#8

Hrm…decisions, decisions. Shall I go for the ego feed, or the nasty sex-talk? Difficult choice. Guess I’ll leave it up to you, Froggy.

#9

Let me rephrase something from the OP:

“You know I love you all, right?
Except those two guys. I hate those two guys. Fuck them.
But I love the rest of you!”

I work for AT&T, we’re allowed to watch CNN and that’s it. I’ll be working with my back to the TVs and sound speakers off all night. Do it’s going to be a long boring night.

Any volunteers to email me or call me (toll free number) so I don’t get the urge to look up who won the game during work hours?

#10

Or we could let the anticipation build and I’ll woo the hell out of you during the Springfield Dopefest. :wink:

#11

Nononononono. I need wooing. I need it NOW!

#12

Don’t post anything about the SuperBowl because some Frog is working? Get real, man.

Jim

#13

So what’s gonna happen if I post it in the thread title?

Like I’m gonna get toad away or something… sheesh!

#14

That’s not what I’m asking. I’m just asking that the winner isn’t named in the subject line, so I don’t see it while just browing through the different forums. If I open a football related thread or something and see it, it’s my own damn fault.

I’d just prefer not to stop by MPSIMS at 11:00 or whatever, an hour before I get to go home, and see the thread title at the top of the screen Ravens are the Champs or Giants WIN!!! Is that so much to ask?

#15

Who’s the guy? It’s not me is it? I hope it’s not me…it would feel as if I was stabbed in the back by a fellow Python fan if it was me? Is it me? I bet it’s me…it’s always me. I can’t take the suspense! Is it me?!?

It’s not me, is it.

Good.

#16

No, Monster104, it’s me. He tricked you all into thinking it was a “he”.

Ever since that divorce…

#17

Just giving you a hard time, Froggy. Trying to be #3, is that too much to ask?

Actually, I have a suggestion. If it’s REALLY important to NOT know the outcome of the game, maybe you should just not read the board Sunday night. Never mind, bad idea.

Still trying for #3.
Jim

#18

As long as you’re down there…how 'bout servicing me sexually? Oh, right. Corruption of a minor. Sigh. :o

Don’t worry, Crunchy, I wouldn’t tell you. I probably won’t even know. I’m out of it. I don’t watch football or the Superbowl, except maybe for the commercials. And I would do you this favor, even if I did. Rest safely. :slight_smile:

The idea of someone taping the Superbowl. Ah, the day and age in which we live…

#19

Any idea how dull my job is from 4-midnight on a Sunday? Imagine twice a month, your job is to watch TV. Not a bad job, but the only channel you get is the Great Lawns of America network and they’re having a marathon showing of the time Farmer Ted re-sod his lawn with soysia.

Now imagine something 10 times more boring than that and you’ve almost got it.

How do you know you weren’t #1? :wink:

#20

Okay, Crunchy, but I’m telling ya, it’s the Ravens all the way. There’s no question about it; Baltimore kicks ass, and the Ravens will undoubtedly benefit from our high level of kick-ass-edness.

12-3, my man. Ravens take it home!