Crunchy, for all these threads, and your posts, I salute you. You have made me laugh until I cried more than once. I’d throw you a post party with nubile, naked Charlize Theron lookalikes wearing only skimpy Cardinal’s t-shirts…but you don’t like post parties.
And on a personal note, thank you for making me laugh until I cry or snapping me out of my moods. Only two Dopers can do that. Amazing with all your posting and talking on the phone with me that you get ANY work done.
**Crunchy Frog, ** you rock.[sub]For a Cardinal’s fan.[/sub]
I don’t get to hang around in here much, but you’ve put a smile on my face more than enough times for the number of posts i read. You’re appreciated by me… you whore.
[sub]“WUMP!”
AHHHH! someone just kicked me in the groin! [/sub]
Crunchy Frog, you definitely rock, sir. You were one of the main reasons I got interested in reading the SDMB. Your humor and style are beyond compare.
I’d make this post a bit longer, but I have to go to work in a few minutes (freakin’ inventory!!) and am running late.
You know ah love ya more than mah luggage, darlin’!
Damn, hardy, is he gonna pretend to be mad at you!
[sub]But we both know he’s secretly been waiting for something like this for a long time. All those threats on our lives if we tried it were just ways to try to get us to actually do it![/sub]
Ron, my friend, thank you for late night phone conversations, making me laugh, helping me cry, and being the perfect male slut. (Oh, and finally agreeing to try to come to NY to see me! :D) Youse onea da best! And here’s to 4000 more!
I’ve only recently truly made the acquaintance of Sir Crunchy, but I must say I like what I see so far. He selflessly offered to help get me to Chick Dope even though he wouldn’t be able to take us up on the other part of the offer, to make him an honorary chick for the weekend. Whatta guy!
You’re so right. I mentioned to him about doing this and he said “Oh no, don’t that. Seriously, don’t do it.” About two and and half hours later, I get an email about how he’s been checking the SDMB and not seen the thread. Typical Ron with the reverse psychology.
And after all, he’d the only person I’d consider wearing a Cardinals hat for…of course it’s because I lost the bet, a fact he makes sure is fresh in my head at all times. And I won’t weasel out of it, Ron, I promise.
And the Welcome Wagon link is actually the 2nd Welcome Wagon, but there’s a link to the first one in the OP. I’m always glad to see these, they have some of my favorite lines, but very few saw them since the threads got so long (excuse me whilst I indulge in some ego-stroking of my own):
And hardygrrl:
It’s all part of my master plan to keep those around me off balance. Seriously, would it be as much fun talking to me if you knew what the hell I was thinking?
Anyway, thanks again. I really don’t know how to respond to this. Although looking at the Welcome Wagon threads, I kinda want to start up a new one.
Having said that, now I can move on to the real reason I posted. Crunchy, you are indeed a delight to read, to ponder over, to laugh at and with, and you always make me smile, sometimes even through tears. I am proud to count you a friend [sub]<even though you never email me anymore. sniff>[/sub], and I hope to see many, many more of your posts. Thanks, hardygrrl, for starting this thread.
Well, you were a bit… busy for a while there and I thought you were pretty much unavailable for online communication. I’ve also noticed my inbox has been conspicuously free from your emails.
