My new sig has caused some emails. It is a line taken way out of context from a conversation. But in response to the emails, I thought I would finally post about my teste buddies.
I like my balls quite a lot. I’m especially fond of the left one. Not so much because he’s better than the one on the right, but because the phrase “my left nut” or “my left ball” just sounds better than the phrase “my right ball/nut.” That latter phrase seems to sound as if one testicle is more correct than the other, which is simply not the case. So I tend to include my left testicle in conversation more often than the one on the right. I favor my left teste as a simple matter of aural pleasure and how well it rolls off the tongue.
And that would be my right-hand side, not your right facing me.
However, don’t tell my right nut that the left is my favorite, as I don’t want to cause any animosity or jealousy between my balls. A rivalry would not be beneficial. It would be especially hard on my dick, who always gets caught in the middle of testicular disputes.
I also prefer my left nut, and after this, plan to use the phrase more often. Soon I shall have mobs of people lusting after my blood. And not in the good, blood-making-tissue-erect kind of way, either.
[bad Jamaican accent]
Whoo, dat Crunchy will tell de Traight Dope about his sack. See I pull de two of pentacles and dat’s the card of talkin about yer teabags!
[/bad Jamaican accent]
I’ll just go somewhere and try NOT to think about Crunchy’s balls.
well, this is weird as hell. an lemmee tell you hell is definatly weird, what with the flames and screaming and whips anbd “breaks over” and the anbd’s and the turning inside out and " Throw Feces at Dante Day" tee shirts and all. . i was gonna respond to a totally another thread, I dunno even what this one is about, but then when i did log in all a sudden i am at this one. So what is this one about? Can i add to it? Or does my mere presence subtract from the subject at hand, or at least two fingers? So, how are ya? What’s the buzz? bye.
ALBATROSS!
Rather than worry about the implications of the port nut, you might want to call it your larboard nut. To my mind that sounds even better than the starboard nut. Of course, then we’re right back where we started, playing favorites to the left. Of course, if you’re willing to embrace the whole nautical theme, you could always refer to your leeward nut, thus leaving it up to the wind direction and giving each nut equal time. However, I find most people, when concerning themselves with testicles, are loathe to let wind break into the matter.
I’m sorry, must be the beer but I’m still confused here. Should I bring my usual righty glove or invest in a lefty glove? I’ll be able to remeber this because my nipple on my right breast, affectionatley called Chesty, is something of a reminder for me
