::wakes up and remembers what she dreamed about::
Why oh why did I ever make that comment? I’ve created a monster.
Go back to discussing Crunchy’s balls.
Well ya know…‘sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t’
Not Tom Green?
Tom Green isn’t Oscar material.
Once again, I’d like to quote Elaine from Seinfeld:
I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things
I like being a girl, all neat and tidy, tucked in and smooth. Better wind resistance.
jarbaby
jarbabyj - if a guy is wearing boxers, and it is hot and sweaty…you just have to swing your hips, just so…the balls start to swing “to an’fro” creating nice breeze in the groin area. Voila, instant air conditioning!!
Q. What do you have when you have two little green balls in your hand?
A. Kermit the frog’s undivided attention
For all you wondering, here you can find examples of Frog Balls.
And at this site if you scroll down a bit, you’ll find you can buy frog balls for $3.00 per dozen.
The following is one of my favories. It’s a posting of a school’s curriculum for PE class. Guess what’s listed under the header “Object Manipulation.” Yep. Frog Balls.
And what’s really cool, is just this morning, due to all the attention ol’ Lefty Teste’s been getting, he was offed a part in the upcoming remake of Rollerball!
So does that mean I have to pay you $3.00 to eat your balls a dozen times?
Man, Crunchy, I never knew you were so cheap! It better be worth the three bucks, though. I like to make sure every dollar is well spent! 
Look out, Crunchy, I’ve heard she really likes Rocky Mountain Oysters…
Yep. I know that’s the first thing I always look for in a woman. Aerodynamics.
I just had this most alluring image. jarbaby, in repose. Tool belt around hips, various cocksockets, titwrenches and assmunches dangling from said belt. Black sleeveless ribbed t-shirt with a faded white lettering on back that says " theatre people do it in the footlights ". And…from the belly button down, she’s…smooth. Like a Barbie Doll smooth.
Oh, the horror. 
Cartooniverse, who doesn’t sweat wind resistance. All depends on what you’re using as a windshield, my dear.
…and may I just add, DAMN YOU EUTY !!! 
<sniffle> I took 5 minutes LONGER to compose mine ! She likes me BETTER !!! Bwahahahahahaaaaaaa
Pisces - I never claimed these would be my balls available. Just generic frog balls.
And lurker’s comment scared me sufficiantly that it’ll be a long damn time before you can get near either Lefty or Righty Teste. :eek:
But… but… but… He’s just trying to keep all the goods for himself! That’s it! I’m really not into that. I promise! Just a little taste, please??? I won’t bite
[sub]too hard[/sub]
Yeah…put THAT on your people pages!
Can I get near righty or lefty?
::d&r::
In honor of my balls, I’m declaring July 10th to be El Dia de los Cojones del Rana (loosely translated - Frog Ball Day). I’ve chosen that day, because July 10th, 1985 is the glorious day when Mr. Righty and Lefty Teste descended, making their presence known to the world.
It shall be a day of worldwide celebration. There will be parades and feasts. The All-Star Game will be held on that day every year from this year forth. Hallmark will print up Frog Ball Cards and there will be animated specials about the true meaning of my balls. People will decorate their homes with strings of Frog Ball lights and wish each other a Merry Frog Ball as they shop for Frog Ball presents during the Frog Ball sales at the malls.
My God, it will be a beautiful time of the year.
you seriously remeber the day your balls dropped? maybe i’m not paying enough attention to my balls…
All the more reason we need a day dedicated to my balls. By making people aware of my testicles, they may become more aware of their own.
Now, if you’ll please excuse me, I’m busy composing the first Frog Ball Carol.
[singing]
O, Froggy Balls
O, Froggy Balls
How lovely is your scrotum.
How closely shorn your ball-sack is:
It’s baby smooth with no dried jizz.
O, Froggy Balls
O, Froggy Balls
How lovely is your scrotum!
[/singing]