You’re implying this crew was ever anything but unbalanced? BWAHAHAHA!
::wipes eyes; slowly coasts out of hysterical laughter::
Oh, okay now. Crunchy Frog is seriously demented but also posts some seriously good stuff.
Besides, I really love his name. It always reminds me of those frogs whose skins secrete hallucinogenic stuff so people go around surreptitiously LICKING them. (“Hey, man, wanna hit of quality FROG?”)
Gotta love 'im.
Veb
To quote the Guest of Honor…
Bite me Crunchy
And you would be the Beaver, wouldn’t you? 
Ya know, Halvsie was the reason I started lurking on this board. I thought, damn these people are cool, I wanna be just like them! Thanks Crunchy!
kiss
That’s really all I wanted to do here.
Bye now.
You know, if I got as much action IRL as I get on the boards, I’d have died from dehydration by now…
Poor Crunchy. My heart bleeds for you. Let’s see how we can fix this situation…
dumps a gallon of jello over Crunchy’s head
That should give you something to suck on for a little while, keep you from getting virtually dehydrated. 
You know, I really hate Jello. 
I’d have dumped Cello’s Chocolate-Covered Cherries over you, but they just don’t keep you hydrated quite as well as jello! 
Sure, you give him a gift and he complains…Typical
Sorry, no more complaining. BTW, since you’re a Cubs fan, next time you go to a game, thank them for beating the Astros again today. Cards are only one game out of first place thanks to that come-from-behind win. As a Cardinal fan, I appreciate that.
See? I can be gracious.
Yeah, well lick my tarp roller
:eek:
Just here to say congrats and look what I walk into!
Hey Crunch
Howsa 'bout dem balls, son?
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by iampunha *
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[sub]mmmmm… frooooogggg… yummmmmmmmm…[/sub] what? huh? oh, of COURSE not… we cats wouldn’t DREAM of eating FROG… [sup]hey, yo, kitty! yeah you! pass me the frog legs, willya?[/sup]
congrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[sup]AAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTSSSSSS[/sup]… sound fades away into distance as cougarfang is kicked out of thread
Relax Arden, it’s nothing sexual,[sub]for once[/sub].
Way back in the day, a Cardinals outfielder named Vince Coleman, who was the stolen base leader at the time and therefore could have outrun it, was caught in Busch Stadium’s automatic tarp roller. It’s one of the few things I can honestly mock theose red wearing bastards for.
And thanks Euty.
It was the second clause of the thread title that got me rushing in here.
Ya know, I’d seen you tease him about that before but I had no idea what it was about.
[sub]snicker[/sub]
How the hell do you get caught in a tarp roller? I mean, really. That’s just embarrassing.
Dear God, Ruby! Nooooo!
I love Crunchy Frog more than numpty. Even though he was mean to me in the Welcome Wagon thread.
Of course he was mean to EVERYBODY in the Welcome Wagon. But it IS the reason I wear a “BITE ME” shirt as my official DoperFest Casual Wear[sup]TM[/sup].
Which, if I remember correctly (and the pictures should be ready now, so I can prove it) was dirty when you came to the Sarasota DopeFest! So I never had the opportunity to bite you!
[sub]Though I did get to feel your power between my legs…[/sub]