The Crunchy Frog Appreciation Thread...because he's an attention whore

[Crunchy_Frog]

*Originally posted by Ruby *
**Hey Crunch

Howsa 'bout dem balls, son?

**

If you’re talking about my baseball collection, I’m up to 33 autographs, including Joe DiMaggio, Sandy Koufax, Nolan Ryan, Derek Jeter, Vladimir Guerrero, Barry Bonds, Johnny Bench, Greg Maddux, and Roger Clemens.

If you’re talking about my other balls…
Well, decorum forbids me from mentioning them here (again).

*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth *
**I love Crunchy Frog more than numpty. Even though he was mean to me in the Welcome Wagon thread. **

Mean to you? I took it easy on you! Here’s my response (with director’s commentary by me in bolded italics)

*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth *
My name is GingerOfTheNorth. I am delightful, witty, charming, and modest.

Good God, Ginger you’re nearly as full of it as I am! Saying I’m full of it, and more so than you. Self-deprication as I tease you. You know, your opinions of yourself and on these boards don’t matter at all until I see you naked. (Don’t bother to try to figure out how those things are connected, just accept that they are and send with the pics already!) This bit is just me being a male slut.

I don’t make people mad, I don’t step on toes, and I will bake cookies upon request. Just don’t expect me to be happy about it.

The hell you don’t make people mad. That, ma’am, is a damnable lie! (I love that phrase) You’ve continually pissed off the powers that be and you are living in a world of denial, just like all those other women! Don’t play stupid, you know what I mean: all those women who laugh at me, throw drinks in my face, pretend not to hear me when I talk to them, get married to other guys, and other diversionary tactics to build up their facade of happiness and live in their little world of denial to cover up the intense pain they’re truly feeling by being denied the blissful existance of being with ME! More self-deprication, where I construct a fantasy world in which all the woman want me but choose to live in denial and instead reject me on a regular basis. (The fantasy part being that the women really want me.)

Hang on, I’ve delved so deep into the realm of fantasy I’ve forgotten what I was talking about… Let’s move on.

I have thus far resisted The Supreme Leader’s gravitational pull.

What the hell are you talking about? What the hell were you talking about?** Wait, stop… don’t answer. I realize by asking I may have given you the impression that I care what you’re talking about, but let’s be honest here. I’m just in it for the nude pics. Now that’s not mean, that’s just honesty.

See, I was positively Mary-frickin’-Poppins to you, Ginger!

[porcupine]

Crunchy called me a sick sick person in this thread a little over a year ago, and will therefore forever be remembered by me as the first person to welcome me to the boards.

[Crunchy_Frog]

You are sick. A giant speculum? Ewwwww… And that’s my sister I was talking about! Double Ewwwww…

BTW, you’re from the Chicago area, right? Any chance of making the LouDope?