Super Bowl XLVII Thread

Oh dear god.

Woooo hooooooooo!

I think I’m gonna go back to the Puppy Bowl.

The Niners really mailed in that first half, hope they are better in the second half, I can’t stomach RayRay getting a chance to do his dance with the trophy.
…no such luck.

When the Niners won 55-10 those many years ago, I thought that was the most shameful performance I ever saw.

This has it beat.

Wow, just wow, Ray Lewis goes out on top. I despise that man, but his team is the better team tonight.

Wow. What a run back. Is that a record?

Fucking Jacoby. We trade him because he blew the playoff game against the Ravens last year and he’s been nothing but gold ever since.

Yes! It ain’t over yet, but it’s looking good so far.

And they beat Denver. So, if the Ravens wipe the floor with the Niners, does that mean the Broncos got revenge 25+ years later?

Say… has there ever been a 100+ yard return that didn’t score a TD?

So says the play-by-play crew…

Niners really shitting the bed.

J.Jones is 49er kryptonite this postseason.

James Jones (GB): 4 catches, 87 yards, 1 TD
Julio Jones (ATL): 11/182/2
Jacoby Jones: we’ll see!

Okay, who turned out the lights? The NFL doesn’t have a mercy rule.

Shenanigans!

Looks like half the power is out in the Superdome. Probably on the 49ers side.

Apparently the ghost of Don Meredith has called the game…

There is no length Jim Harbaugh won’t go to to not lose.

Time to flip on the first episode of The Americans and pretend Ray Lewis doesn’t exist.