Super heroes for the Noughties

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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  1. The Canadian Avenger. He has no personality, but he makes really good beer, eh?

  2. Ultimate Woman. She has the flexibility of a gymnast and the morals of a Vegas hooker.

  3. Rhetorical Man. Do you REALLY want to do battle with Rhetorical Man? His side-kick is Hypothetical Boy.

  4. Sister Sledge. Faithful servant of the Lord by day, hammer-wielding Nun of justice by night.

  5. Booger Boy. He’s snot your average super-hero.

  6. The Average Four. Lenny, Bob, Al and Joe. (Sometimes Al can’t make it because of bowling league night.)

  7. Geisha Guy. He’s Tokyo’s number 1 cross-dressing secret agent.

  8. Captain Flatulence. He has a supernatural ability to sniff out crime.

  9. Bitch 911. Armed with Valium and chocolate this champion of helpless women everywhere saves chronic PMS sufferers from spontaneous combustion.
    And the number 1 new superhero we’d like to see:

  10. Nympho Man. He comes to your rescue faster than a speeding bullet.
    Anyone have more to add?

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where does sLutboy rank on this scale?

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and she’s still a virgin…

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I’m not sure but because more than 52% of the population is female I think Slutboy would count as a superVILLIAN…

Leaving broken hearts (amongst other things) in his wake.

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Hrm … I could live with that …