Guy: sitting on couch wackin off to magazine
Girl: appears in superhero outfit out of thin air
Guy: Oh my GOD! WHO ARE YOU!!?!
Girl: I have come from outer space,
To make you come all over the place.
Guy: Are you from Mars?
Girl: No… I have come from Venus, to suck on your penis.
Girl sucks guy’s dick.
Am I really supposed to have a humble opinion about this?
Okay well in my humble opinion muffinman needs to get laid… or write porno movie scripts.
I think this was meant to be a reply to this thread: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=75607.
I thought it was an excerpt from Sondheim’s new musical! :eek:
Fenris
A musical about a hetero couple? In this day and age?
I don’t even want to see the thread this was supposedly a reply to!
Lockoff time. 