SUPERIORitis

BMW Owners
City Hall Aministrators
College Grads
Equestrians
Police Officers
Bicyclists
Telephone Reps
Ice Skaters
Airline Agents

Those damn uppity equestrians, always thinking they’re better than the rest of us and throwing their weight around the office.

College grads? Ask one who can’t find a job. They sure don’t act superior then.

Police officers? Sure are. It’s the attitude of the Praetorians, the last bastion of defense against the forces of Chaos.

Ice skaters? You do it!

The rest…oh, yeah! Especially bicyclists. Either learn to drive a car or stay at home! :smiley:

Hey! I’m not a superioritis-inflicted bicyclist. I’m a broke one. :frowning:

I’ll take Superior Tits for $400 Alex!

Moving this from IMHO to MPSIMS.

I have an addition and a reply…

First the addition:

ANYONE from Minnesota who has hot ventured out of its borders for an extended period of time (as in years.)
VERY uppity.

Now the reply:

The guy I date is a cyclist. He isn’t uppity.

Thank you and have a nice day.

If by college grads you mean Hravard college grads; then yeah, I’ll agree with that.

I knew a guy once who took every oppertunity he could to tell (and remind) you that HE went to HARVARd. He’s very stereo typical of the like. He always talked like his jaws were wired shut.

I remember once at a party he was telling me about how before he went to Harvard; he went to a private all boys school. He rambling on about how cool it was…

I was like :dubious: "All boys school? Cool? as in, no girls?.."scratches head

SUPERIORitis

You forgot one: Straight Dopers. :smiley:

What about those bicycle police officers?

What? Seriously, WTF?

Or, just anyone who uses their college degree as a substitute for actual merit. Like, instead of demonstrating or proving how good they are at something or how experienced they are at something, they merely say with a sniff, “I have a degree” as if everyone is going to go, “Oooooh.” (Note: not all people who mention their degree do it in this manner, but those who do are irritating.)

It’s funny how with some things you can turn something that they think is a plus into a minus.

For instance, I worked at a fabric store where everyone liked to make their own clothes and crafts (think about it: fabric store). Some of the employees and one of the bosses had a snobby attitude about “home made” clothes, which seemed completely nonsensical to me. I’d ask them, “Did you make the dress that you’re wearing?” and they’d sniff, “No, I got it at [High Falutin’ Department Store]” as if I was going to be impressed. My reaction would be, “A pity you didn’t make it. That would have been neato.” (I’m far more impressed by handmade stuff. How hard is it to slap down a credit card on a counter, as compared to constructing a garment and sewing it together?)

Yankee Fans.
NYC New Yorkers in general.
GW Bush.
The other computer programmers in your department, but not you.
Almost all pro athletes.
Madonna.
Humvee and/or Porsche owners.

I would be interested in hearing your rationale for this. She’s not a baseball fan, and she doesn’t drive a Porsche or a Humvee. Is it because she has an NYC apartment?

SlyFrog
That’s SUPERIORITIS Mr Connery !!!

You’d be uppity too if you lived in the greatest city in the world.

SUPERIORitis= inflammation of your superior.

A better term would be SUPERIORosis. Having the condition of being superior.

I think the going rate for getting superior tits is more like $7,000…

I dunno, Opal, mine were free!

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