Executed based on someone else’s false testimony which was initially believed. And then, when it’s proved false, people ignoring the evidence because the witness was such a popular guy.
“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective
Executed based on someone else’s false testimony which was initially believed. And then, when it’s proved false, people ignoring the evidence because the witness was such a popular guy.
“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective
Glenoled, that was BC, or Ontario, and it was the little girls father ans step mother.
I would pick Allan Leger, no problem, no guilt. The man is a monster of the highest order.
He recruited a couple of backward teenage boys, and the beat an old man to deathm, his wife survived, barely. They were all sent to prison, Lereg escaped and killed a whole slew of folks in his hometown, a pair of elderly sisters, raped and murdered, a catholic preist, savagely beaten to death. http://www.ottawacitizen.com/columnists/atherton/990330/2428546.html
This is a good link about the case, which was the first trial in Canada to use DNA evidence. It set precedent now used all over the country…not bad for New Brunswick eh?
He WILL escape again, or he will spend all his life trying…and god help us all if he does.
*Coldfire: OK AWB, where’s that webpage? I wanna see it! *
Sadly, my friend took it down after said asshole (aka Johnny BS) left our old company.
Some of his BS included:
[ul][li]He was a correspondent for NBC News during the Gulf War.[/li][li]The Navy designed a new hand-held weapon using him as the model. But since it was specifically designed for him, nobody else could use it so they gave it to him.[/li][li]He helped with the special effects for Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.[/ul][/li]
The whole list was about 10 times longer. Gawd it was funny.
Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination.
I only get to choose one? But I get to choose the conditions surrounding it, right?
All right.
Everybody in the Westboro Baptist church, and all who agree with ANY of the vile opinions held by that group, as well as all those fucking racists and the like are tied up in a room to watch Fred Phelps get worked over by the four crazy fuckers from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Of course, they’re all locked in with him and the four.
I only chose ONE person to die…
How’s that for a loophole?
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
I am 20, but even I think this bastard is destroying the minds of youths. (not all youths, but definitely some)
I don’t care how he dies, just so long as he dies. What a sicko bastard. Perhaps if he ventured out into the sun he would burn to dust.
Rather, I was in the position of a spore which, having finally accepted its destiny as a fungus, still wonders if it might produce penicillin.
–Ayi Kwei Armah
With a week, I would spend it trying to find a recividist violent criminal in the process of hurting or killing somebody.
Do the names Saddam Hussein and Fidel Castro ring a bell to you? Each of them has been responsible for more death, pain and suffering than any criminal we have ever known.
Anyway, once I decided between one of those two, I’d probably select one of the following:
DEATH BY BOOKA!
Preferably in front of a live audience and on pay-per-view.
Used by NASA as guinea pig to determine how long an astronaut can survive in space with a breached spacesuit - get rid of an evil dictator and provide scientists with important data at the same time!
Imprisoned in a poorly ventilated room with nothing to eat but beans and cabbage.
Seal his urethra and make him drink beer until his bladder ruptures.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
I started reading the OP and thought; “No problem. I can think of lots of people that should die. And of course I’ll kill them with my own bare hands. Why should someone else have all the fun?”
Then I read this:
If I choose myself? WTF? Why on Earth would I choose myself? Forget about a slow, painful death; I don’t want to die even if I get to be smothered to death by Elle MacPherson’s breasts.
And then when I think things can’t get anymore confusing, Glitch goes ahead and picks himself.
Maybe I’m missing something here, but Glitch, what are you thinking? Is this some suicidal fixation? Or do you honestly feel that no one on this planet deserves death more than you do? If you were faced with the choice between you and Charles Manson being killed, would you honestly pick yourself?
Nemo, that’s why I added that little caveat. I knew there are people who would rather die than cause someone else’s death, no matter how deserving some people are. So, I had to make that “cop-out” a little harder to take.
