Now throwing people into water is assult. :dubious:
Though I know that this is a sure death for me, this is not the poster’s own comment. It was said by Steve Harvey during ‘The Original Kings of Comedy’.
You’re kidding me? No, I didn’t get that from ‘The Original Kings of Comedy’. What a coincidence, lol.
Yes, that is how I feel. Perhaps I used the wrong word, since “assault” is considered a legal term. However “picking up and literally moving my own body into a place where I DO NOT want it to be and would be very upset about” took too long to type.
I shall assume that you think it is appropriate to literally throw people into situations they do not want to encounter, and shall avoid you.
I got some more!
*Drive on a long one way street at 5 miles per hour. No one can pass you.
*Throw a worm on a woman! What woman do you know likes worms?
*Post about 50 posts in one thread on the SDMB. :rolleyes:
*Keep sending your food back to the server telling them the food is not warm enough.
*At night time, flash your high beamers at an oncoming car.
Call someone pretending you’re a telemarketer (preferably when the callee is either eating dinner, taking a pee, or having sex) and pronounce their name wrong.
Ask “do you want fries with that?” (no, I DON’T want any friggin’ fries with that – if I did I would have ordered them!)
Speed up on the freeway when you notice someone with their blinker on trying to merge into your lane. When they finally find a space to merge in behind you, move into the lane they just came from. Give them the finger for using their turn signal.
Approach a car at a stop light offering to wash their windows with a who-knows-how-gritty-or-dirty squeedgee to guilt them out of a buck. Extra points when its raining.
Corollary #1: same stop light, selling flowers, candy, or one of those beanie hats with an umbrella on top.
Corollary #2: same stop light, holding a sign saying Hungry Vet, evicted family, need a beer. Make sure you are well dressed, clean shaven and freshly showered.
Corollary #3: grocery store. Accost innocent shoppers with pleas to buy raffle tickets, girl scout cookies, or send the softball team to the state championship.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Well, the OP was unfunny to be sure, but let’s be honest with ourselves: a huge percentage (though I’m not going to venture a guess at what it might be) of black Americans can’t swim.
I’ve had a lot of black friends and I can’t recall a single one of them that can swim (and yes, I know for sure because I grew up on a lake.) Anyone that has been in the military can vouch that almost all of the black people congregrate at the shallow end of the pool during swim qualifications and generally don’t move from that spot. In the 8 years spanning my brother’s, myself’s, and my sister’s attendance of high school (with a large black population), there was never a single black person on the male or female swimteam.
Of course there are plenty of black people out there that can swim, but there is also a large enough portion out there that can’t swim that it is definitely noticable.
Anyone who takes offense at that being mentioned or joked about needs to lighten up and/or pull their head out of their ass. It’s not that big of a deal.
Oh, my golly gosh. There certainly is a good deal of free floating anger out there. Themis00 provides a crystal seed, and ah-whooom! Suddenly there’s a whole glommery of it. It’s a wonder of modern science.
Call a woman a cunt that is pretty much sure to piss her off
Start idiotic threads like this one.
Continue posting to your own idiotic thread with further stupidities after having opened it.
Continue wasting oxygen that the rest of us might someday need.
Exist.
I’m a the right place.
This is the mundane and pointless board, isn’t it?
:rolleyes:
I’m at the right place.
This is the mundane and pointless board, isn’t it?
:rolleyes:
Remind a moderator to do something he forgot. Damn you, porcupine! :-p
And may I now note the extreme irony in kputt inferring something is a trend and labelling it stupid? Sheee-it!
No, you were quite correct. If I were to throw you into a body of water, you could file charges against me for assault.
I’ve been in the military and what I can vouch for is that this statement of yours is pure bullshit. All of the people with whom I served swam. Swim qualifications require a bit more than not moving from a particular spot.
So, in your defense of an asinine & racist OP, you posted an asinine & racist response. Very fitting.
So, Cisco, were you wooshing me or did you really mean that posting?
You are giving Themis credit for being way more sophisticated than she actually is. Humor isn’t her strong suit. Subtle humor even less so. I’d say I find it offensive too, but it’s really just inane. Themis doesn’t mean to voice sweeping generalizations about race, she’s just dim.