Surefire money making idea!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I was just talking to Weirddave and telling him about my costume for Dope-A-Ween, which includes a pair of four inch spike heel shoes, and said I don’t plan on wearing them for very long, just to make my entrance, and certainly not outside in the yard. He said something that was an absolute flash of brilliance, and I have to give him credit for it (Dave, I’ll be sure to share the profits with ya): “Maybe Jonathan Chance will pay you to aerate his lawn.”

People already pay to have someone come and roll a weird contraption all over their lawn to punch holes in the ground; this would be SO much better! Man, I could make a fortune!

So, I put it to the Teeming Millions: Guys, how much would you pay to have women come and walk all over your lawn in high heeled shoes?

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::gasp!:: :shock:

What would the neighbors think?

[sub]maybe if it was the local repertoiry of Rocky Horror doing the drag scene[/sub]

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Geo hun,

Sorry to burst your idea bubble, but they have them:

http://www.avalongarden.com/avalon/bon9215.html
They aren’t as stylish as your pumps but more practical :wink:

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Geobabe, I submit to you that there is a difference women walking across my lawn in high-heeled shoes and you walking across my lawn in high-heeled shoes.

I could charge money for tickets for the latter. The former might actually be revolting if the wrong women did it.

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Yuh-huh, and I’d be first in line to buy those tickets. Especially if we could get techchick to help … whew! I’m gettin’ all flustered!

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My husband’s former cleaning lady once had a client offer to pay her $100 extra if she’d clean his house in the nude.

Methinks you’d make more money, faster, this way.

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Especially since $100 wouldn’t get Geobabe nude for an hour unless she were drunk:)

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That’s not at all what I had in mind. See, those are for YOU to wear as you walk across your own lawn. I’m talking about a small army of long-legged females walking on your lawn FOR you. Men, bless their horny li’l hearts, would cough up serious cash for that. BigGiantHead’s reaction is exactly what I’m talking about.

I’m sorry, did you offer me money to get nekkid and I turned it down? I’ve gotten nude for far less. Not that I’d necessarily get nekkid for you, I’m just sayin’.

And I don’t drink, remember? :stuck_out_tongue:

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This service needs a slick name.

I suggest
Lawn Hotties
Green Babe
Turf Tarts

Like any of 'em?

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And here’s a slogan:

“Put your seed in our holes! Reasonable rates.”

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Ooh! Turf Tarts has a nice ring to it.

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Nah. If I were going to get someone nekkid I’d do it the honest way.

[sub]Wait until they’re in the shower, then . . . [/sub]

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So what’s not honest about a simple cash transaction, my friend?

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Wow. Good thing I sometimes vanity search, isn’t it.

Hey, Geobabe! I don’t aerate my lawn but if you’ve got a cute little French Maid’s outfit could we work out something on the house cleaning angle?

'Cause my cleaning service, while doing a good job, is just a bit too short of the ‘tart’ aspect. They just come in and clean. I think I’m being cheated here.

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Depends. How much? This weekend, we’ll talk.