surfing brick wall

I thought I was good at researching on the Net, till I tried to find stories about the weird stuff people steal from hotel rooms. (I remember once reading that someone stole the entire workings of a toilet flushng cistern.) Anyway, I’ve tried all the combinations…hotel/theft/unusual, etc…and nothing seems to be there. Am i losing it, or is this potentially entertaining subject absent from the web? (and sorry if this question is in the wrong forum, in advance)

See how good we are?

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Outstandingly efficient. I’m humbled. Thanks:rolleyes: