How’s that?
Now you’re deflowered.
Surgoshan has always been the flower of his family.
The bloomin’ idiot! 
Carpe Jugulum
Yea, Surgoshan.
And you didn’t even say goodbye.
What they said, surg.
Putz. 
Dubbed The Skunk of Holes by some putz who’s name I have fortunately forgotten.
Check your purses ladies. He probably boosted cabfare from them before leaving, too.
You say he sucks. I want to know, does he swallow?
Bitch by Birth
Not from what I heard!
Carpe Jugulum
If you’re broke, he’ll spit
and if you’re rich he might swallow
for the ends
Some people would rob they motha fo the ends.
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
AND Wally called me a putz! Wally acknowledged me! I HAVE to be a full fledged Doper now!
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
sniff Wally never called ME a putz.
The uncle-fucking canuck.
Sorry. That should say:
sniff Wally never called ME a putz.
The uncle-fucking canuck.
Yea Surg, bite me.
Whew, how’s that for a flame??? I bet you wanna run home and cry after that one…
Any similarity between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
Psy. Sniff.
::sets up the noose and stool::
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Surgy, get a grip! If you step offa that stool, yer gonna get your eternal dollar’s worth…
God created Man, and then said,“Hell,I can do better than that !” Courtesy of Wally’s Sig-O-Rama
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but SanibelMan is a putz.
Woohoo!
Merci, putzmaster. My day is complete.
Make that, my LIFE is complete.
Surgoshan is a fat pimply faced retard who lives with his parents. He sucks so hard he blows.
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Hey Surgo - I’m not having a great time with your soul here. Wanna buy it back, maybe? Got change for a nickel? 
Yer pal,
Satan
Calif, shoo, this isn’t a real pit thread.
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.