because that’s where I’m going and you guys would make it a great party and it’s probably the only way I’d get to meet all of you. I love you guys!
::sniffle::
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Save me a seat next to the fireplace!
Now there’s nothing unexpected about the water giving out; “Land” is not a word we have to shout.
yay, VV loves me!!
::starts dancing around in a circle. That really annoys the demons, right Satan?::
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Let me warn ya though, you have to watch out for those succubus. I hear they will take you to the heavens (figuratively), but afterwards they suck out your soul and leave you a shriveled mess.
Unless, of course, that is the kind of thing you are looking for 
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
I’ll bring the hot dogs if you bring the marshmallows.
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
Hey, I like that hat, man. They sell men’s clothes where you got that?
Shad, check out my sig, goof. 
Oh, and the plural of succubus is succubi IIRC.
Mustn’t forget S’Mores!
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Hey, great! Anybody else like seared steak? Blackened catfish? Broiled salmon?
Doper party in the Underworld! As the old saw goes, you go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. We stole a damned space shuttle; don’t tell me we can’t solve a few air conditioning issues.
[Hey, guys, wanna place bets if we can get that LeVey loser to sacrifice some Spam?]
Hey, Sugarshan, great party!
Veb
am i the only one wondering why surgoshan is going to hell? or did i just miss something…?
if wishes were fishes, we could walk on the ocean.
Can I trade my ex-wife for a succubus, please?
Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Mega, check out my sig. Silly.
::Pops open a cold brewsky::
Ahh. How’s that for hellacious hospitality?
There’s a snack bar over there!
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
::hops in Surgo’s lap::
Is this seat taken? 
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
::giving angie a nibble and lick::
Now it is, hot stuff.
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Did you say this was hell???
No one ever said hell was a BAD place. After all, Satan’s a nice guy, right? Am I right?
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
this whole day seemed like a living hell – long story, not worth it. But anyway, I could sure use the company too so everyone just hop on the next bus! I’m already here!
Mayor of Snerdville, the home of Mortimer Snerd
“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight
I’d rather be an overachiever in HELL than a lackey in Heaven.
Count me in!
A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor
Hell? Come on! So far we’re all probably going to Heck. Except for Anti Pro. Definitely hell bound. Oh, yeah, and WallyM7… and ChrisCTP… oops and The Lion and… crud, ya know…
HELL IT IS!
Can I turn this fire down? Seems to be a ColdFire… how very odd.
Best!
Byz
Voted most sex obsessed. (Yeah, blow me smart ass!)
Yeah, I’ve heard that about Binghamton.
I’d come but my handbasket is in the shop.
Geez, first you’re molesting the bots in the chat room, and now you want to host a party in Hell?
Wait, that really does make sense, I guess.
WTF, I’ve had an RSVP for Hades for some time now.
I’ll see you there!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.