"Surprised", Eddie?

Would be my guess.

Get me somebody. Anybody. And get me somebody while I’m waiting.

Fixed the newel post!

It’s Clark Griswold, Mr. Shirley. . .

Well, what is it, Greaseball?!

If only I had that money Catherine and I gave to that TV preacher who was screwin’ that hockey player.

Me too!

“You’ve got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold!”

“I wasn’t talking to you.” :smiley:

“Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn’t have done that.”

“Oh dear, did I break wind?”

She wrapped up her damn cat!

What are you looking at?

Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn… the clean, cool chill of the holiday air… and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer…

And WHY is there WATER all over the FLOOR, Todd?

I don’t KNOW, Margo.

To interrupt the quotefest for a moment: This movie and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade are the two movies I remember seeing at a drive-in theater near my home. It’s long since shut down, but I’ll always associate these two films with that place…