Surprises coming for voters for the Leopards-Eating-Faces Party

…with no crop yields.

Cue Joseph Heller.

Face, meet leopard:

Presumably Milo didn’t actually vote for the Leopards-Eating-Faces Party, on account of not being a US citizen, but this feels like it best fits in this thread.

Lolololol

Fuck that dood.

I’m sure the leopards find that to be a particularly delectable face. Good.

Example there of: “faith based” politics/worldview. There MUST be a good reason for what’s happening and they’re just keeping it quiet and we don’t need to know.

I’d bet if it were a Harris administration she’d be singing a different tune.

Even before MAGA, Milo was an odd duck.

He plagiarized his book of poetry almost entirely from Tori Amos lyrics.

Ahhhhahahahahahahhahaha :deep breath: ahahahahahahahahah!

Anyway, don’t you mean… face meat, leopord!

The top comment on this imgur post on the same subject is

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAH….. (deep inhale) HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

If Harris were president, we wouldn’t be at war with Iran!

We’re not at war with Iran.

If you wish to gainsay me, you may do so by linking to the declaration of war.

This is a pretty weak argument to make, considering that the U.S. has not formally declared war on any country since WWII more than 80 years ago.

(Nor has Trump bothered to get congressional authorization for the current conflict, in violation of the War Powers Resolution of 1973. This violation of the law should be an impeachable act, but of course our supine Congress does nothing.)

I’m not advancing an argument. I’m expressing frustration that the America-hating fuckstick is (as usual) flouting the constitution (just as Shrub did in 2003).

I totally agree and share your frustration.

The U.S. is devolving into an elected dictatorship in which the constitutional checks and balances have all but evaporated, and where the other branches of government largely rubber-stamp or give their tacit approval to the actions of the executive.

And Trump is not even pretending to follow the law and the Constitution. Hours after purporting to follow the requirements of the War Powers Act back in April (which itself was about eight ceasefires ago) he acknowledged that the U.S. is at war with Iran.

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Satire is dead.

This is what happens when millions of clowns elect more clowns to positions of power. It becomes impossible to say anything so outrageous and absurd that it can’t possibly be taken seriously.

And that was to a great degree enabled over decades prior to this current mess. We just finally ran into someone who decided to stop pretending.

Is this accurate other than under Trump? Obama was utterly hamstrung by Congress, for example.