I like my chicken stirred, not shaken.
I cannot get over the sex toys at Amazon! For some reason it’s hilarious to me. And a lot of them qualify for free super saver shipping! And there are reviews, too.
Hahahaha! You said “but cum”!
Hmm. If this happens, I wonder if they’ll rehire me? I’d get that employee discount again!
“I need a price check on a dayglo giant butt plug”
I showed the Bondage Ducky to my husband, and explained that it was a vibrator as well. His only response was that he wondered how in the world I FOUND such things. Naturally, I told it was on the SDMB. He was also bemused and awe-struck at the Snot Sucking Shopvac, in GQ.
The Boy and I noticed this at the local Wally World a few months ago. It has now turned into a game and whenever we end up in a Walmart we look for them. There have been many times when there has been a space for them and the sticker but they were out.
They must be big sellers!
Barrels
That reminds me of the part in Condensed Shakespeare where Romeo says, “Call me but love–” and Juliet cuts him off with, “Butt love!” You just have to mention “butt love” to my roommate and he cracks up.
Tee hee, “with a squeaker in the trunk.” Squeaker? Is that what they call it nowadays? Hee hee hee.
And I would like to draw everyone’s attention to the Green Wormie Bath & Shower Massager (Department: Health and Personal Care.) That smile on his face means you’re gonna get it, I’m fairly certain.
Is this the weirdest sex toy ever, or is it just me? blue LED light, personal massager, and…uh…keychain?
Well, you never know when the urge might strike. Best to be prepared and all.
No link, it’s NSFW, but there is a semi-realistic vibrator that comes in a 2 pack, and it’s eligible for Amazon Prime. It gyrates AND wibrates (the misspelling is in the description, and IMHO, makes it even funnier), and is made out of soft crystalessence material. Under what circumstances do you need two identical vibrators? And what about those vibrator party packs, with EIGHT vibrators included? Who knew orgies required just-in-time planning!
Nope – another cock ring, cleverly disguised.
I found the non-disposable ones to be very intrusive. YMMV.
Don’t leave home without it.
I once stumbled across a site selling USB vibrators. I’m at work, so there is no way I’m looking for a link for that, sorry. I’m still trying to imagine a situation where this would be a good idea.
It’s a good thing neither of you are dyslexic, though it might make more sense if you had told him you found it on the BDSM.
No doubt wallymart sells these in response to carefully measured and monitored demographic purchasing profiles…
That being said, I doubt you will find any large enough to be of any use to a typical doper…
regards
FML
Transcontinental flights, of course! 
Ok, I just had to check this one, and my local Walmart carries two kinds, both of which are sold out.
Dear, if using that gets your feet wet, then it’s a safe presumption that you have ZERO problems with lubrication. 
After seeing that bondage ducky, I’ll never be able to look at bath duckies the same way again