First off, let me say that I do not shop at WalMart because I approve of their policies. If this little pissant city gave me reasonable alternatives (we are supposed to get a Target in the next two years), I’d be happy to never set foot in WalMart again.
But, this is Cumberland. There aren’t a lot of choices.
Even though we have a Super WalMart, I don’t do my grocery shopping there. I do, however, get my HBA and pet food there. Among other things, hubby and I buy spermicide there, because we don’t want, need, or care to have another baby.
So, last week, we were there, to buy some no-baby stuff (our name for it). And right there, on the same shelf, were:
vibrating cock-rings!!! :eek:
Right there at WalMart! Now, I’m no shrinking violet. I’ve been to stores that sell adult type stuff before. I’ve ordered stuff online. But, really, WalMart?
Trojan has a line for women (but not exclusively for their wear) that includes condoms, lubes and, yes, vibrating cock rings. I guess I should say it’s packaged and marketed for women, but the condoms are not female condoms or anything. I’ve seen everything but the cock rings at our wal-mart. Alas, it was the cock rings I sought. They’re just plain old limited use vibrating cock rings like you’d get from Adam and Eve or something. I saw them in an ad.
These are now at many (most?) drugstores in with all the other Trojan condoms.
Here’s their link Elexa™ Vibrating Ring
If you are too shy to study them in the store, you can get a free sample
Do a search for “sex toys” at Amazon. They get a lot more creative than vibrating cock rings! I think my favorite is this vibrator that’s not only work safe, but safe to take to your mother in law’s! (No, really!)
You know, I’d consider using something like that except that the silly “matador” theme would just completely take me out of the moment. It would be like having your man come to bed in a pair of these and trying to be turned on by it. Now if it was a neutral color and just had bumps on it and not silly “bull horns” it would be ever so much better. sigh
Lipstick? I’m pretty sure that’s an orange duck bill. However, it’s available in the classic yellow with an orange bill or bondage ducky styles, if either of those would fly under your MIL’s radar better.
So what you’re saying is that it might work out better to, er, slip it on, onder cover of darkness, or under cover of a cover.
I also like the idea of maitaining a low growl while it’s in use, and claiming, “It’s all me, babe.” I suppose you’d need to set up some kind of bondage and blindfolding scenario to have a prayer of that working.
Would your average christian god help out for a prayer like, “Oh God, don’t let my girlfriend discover my cock ring.”?
We should all go to Wal-Mart and buy vibrating cock rings.
When their compters see the upswing in sales, they will stock more and more such products. We could turn Wal-Mart into the biggest chain of sex novelty stores in THE WORLD!
Okay, to answer the questions: yes, we bought one. As someone else mentioned, it’s a one-time use (well, we’ve really used it twice, just for a few minutes at a time, but the battery only lasts for about 20 minutes; we’ve considered buying a non-disposable one, and I figured this was a good way to, ummm, get our feet wet, so to speak).
It was right next to the condoms. There were two different brands, both pretty much the same thing. They were under $5.00 each, so they are pretty ideal, as impulse buys go.
So far, we’ve enjoyed it, but I wouldn’t want to use it for the entire length of an encounter. It’s fun to use to get things “warmed up”, then gets removed and set aside.
I was speculating to hubby that in the next 18 months or so, we’ll probably be able to buy dildoes there, too. But it’ll be a few more years, I think, before they’re selling leather paddles with metal studs, leather crotchless panties, and pocket-sized whips.
Hell, yeah! Everyone run out and pick up a few of these babies at Wally World, and like Zebra said, once the biz whizzes at Wally World see the nice upswing in sales, I’m willing to bet they’ll start to stock more stuff along those lines.
“Honey, could you run along to Wally World down the street? We’re out of sex lube and my giant dildo conked out. Also, my crotchless leather panties just tore. Be a dear and pick up some more, would you? Red if they’ve got them - if not, black.”
