Surreal continuing story: walking through doors and passageways

“…______and I met a visitor named Leo. [Almost immediately Mr. Galloway’s eyes express a faint familiarity with the name.] He told us about silver ingots, artwork, jewelry, and coinage stashed here by the heirs of the original builders, beneath oak and concrete flooring in storerooms in the basement. He also said that the only papers locating and describing the trove are inside a wall behind the toilet in the room next to the manager’s office.”

Mr. Galloway is skeptical, of course. As sometimes happens in episodes like this, he senses that Alice and I have been letting our imaginations run away with us. Still, he has known both of us for a while and certainly has enough respect for me to give some credence to my words, my association with Samantha being what it has been. And he doubtless assumes that Alice, for whom I have had such admiration, is not hallucinating or lying. And since his lawyer Edmond Bartholomew is a member of the DXM League—though I don’t know whether Mr. Galloway himself is—he will not dismiss flat out our assertions about Leo and the alleged silver trove.

“I think it’d be best if you take this up with Salbert. I’m going to draw up a letter for you to give to this ‘Leo’ so he can know you have not spread this story around—that you have shown discretion about whom to tell.” He then goes to use the manager’s office himself, for other matters.
“I’m sure glad we have a serious, seasoned person like him to support us,” I say.
“I grant he is skeptical as it is…why tell him we saw a ghost who told us about the silver?” answers Alice. “Once he discusses the matter with Salbert and Fred he’ll help us convince Jack and Eloise.”

I almost make a comment about the Sharps being too busy with sexual matters to pay attention to the issue, but I know better to bring such a thing up to Alice.
Until Mr. Galloway returns with a letter for Leo, Alice and I decide to rejoin the crowd in the conference room. Some of the people are still gathered around the happy Jock and Lorna; others have resumed discussing their plans for rehearsals. Alice, Eloise, Louise Brown, Johnny Goss, and Lena Martinez have become the “steering committee” for this purpose.

We sit with Lena, Jane Bradley, and Loora Oranjeboom to discuss what we’ll be doing with the rehearsals for the next few days. We also intend to remind them that Alice and I have to go to Stockton on Thursday to give depositions in the proceedings in the California Appellate Court on the state charges pressed against Lemoyne.
We meet the others. Jeanette is cordial, and I guess she has given up trying to flirt with me. She and Loora, however, appear to me as if they are holding Lena at arm’s length, emotionally; perhaps Lena already told the others she is gay; perhaps the others sensed it somehow. It’s probably better, too, that Jeanette and Loora, who dress scandalously so often, are in more modest attire here and now. In any case, Alice and I join the other women to discuss our plans. She and I sit together, of course. She sits to my left, so our dominant hands will be free to write things down, as we plan to. She clasps my left hand with her right. :slight_smile:

In the distance I hear a sound like a moan, but apparently expressing approval or agreement somehow. Mr. Galloway returns with a letter for us “to give to your friend Leo,” as he says. “And when you’re done today, come back to the Sharps’ place—you’ll want to talk to Fred and Salbert about the matter."
And Mr. Galloway shows us the letter he wants us to get to Leo:

It’s a short note that reads:

*Dear Leo,

Two friends of mine told me about what you said about the treasure underneath the theater. Being that I, along with several other people including Jack Sharp, have been involved in the restoration of the Morpheus and are curious about its history, we would like to get talk to you about whether the rumors of silver treasure trove underneath the theater are true.

Also, did you have anything to do with tipping off the police about Mike Petty’s and Paul Rougeouvrier’s attempt to rip up the theater in search of the treasure in 1980? We’d also like to ask you about that as well.

I’d like to emphasize that this is a friendly meeting. We look forward to your contacting us so we can finally solve this unsolved mystery.

Yours truly,

George Galloway
In-House Counsel
DXM League*

“Do you think he’ll meet with them?” Alice asks.

“I think so,” I answer. “Leo doesn’t seem to be the suspicious type.”

We walk back to the lounge where we find…

…nobody else is there at the time. Most of the others have returned to the stage to start setting up, and noodling on their own musically before the steering committee tells everyone who rehearses first, what duplications there may be, and so on.
Then, suddenly, Leo appears again. As before, he looks like Carroll’s Jacob Marley, chains, cash boxes, and all.

I hand him Mr. Galloway’s note; Alice and I wait politely while he reads it.
“Well, first of all, I had nothing to do with ‘tipping off the police’ about those other guys,” he says. “I had just come out here from Missouri about that time. The fact was, they brought some really crude tools, and they were half drunk, and they made a lot of noise. There was a busybody in the newspaper office across the street—the Times-Courier—who saw the battered panel truck out front and watched the two men stagger into the theater. They just couldn’t keep quiet during their planned burglary! The busybody watched them go in, and called the cops. In fact, the Times-Courier printed a story about it the next day. To save you some research time, their panel truck had the word ‘Laundry’ painted on the side but no firm name or address or phone number, which would arouse most people’s suspicions; and the two ranted and cursed as they fumbled trying to get the door open. By the time they got down to the basement access, the cops had arrived. The owner at the time—Jared Smedley, a builder living in Yreka—screamed bloody murder and wanted to have the burglars drawn and quartered. Young Jack Sharp knew him, though, and cooler heads prevailed. That’s about all I know about it. I assume you know some people in the local police department who can show you some records, if any exist now, or remember the incident themselves.”

Alice and I have followed Leo’s description of the matter closely. Alice asks, “Leo…do you at least know the names of any policemen involved?”
“Only one—a young patrolman named Donald Clay.”

Now that rings a bell! “Don Clay is a Lieutenant now, and an old friend,” Alice says. “My two sisters-in-law are with the same police department, along with a young Scotsman named John, or ‘Jock,’ Dumfries.”
“You don’t say!” says Leo with delight. During my mortal years I knew a family in the Outer Hebrides named Dumfries. The men were brawny, with reddish-blond hair, and deep blue eyes, and they usually wore beards. And they spoke with the thickest burr you ever heard. Even we ghosts have trouble understanding them.”

My voice quavers a little as I speak. “Well, your description sure matches the Dumfries man we know. Officer Jock Dumfries is here—and one of the performers we’ve mustered is a lovely Scottish woman named Lorna McManus—who has just become his fiancée.”
“Ain’t that something!” answers Leo. He seems to have dropped the formalized, stereotypical manner of speech, that we would come to expect from a specter, altogether.

Alice comments to us that she would like to know the circumstances under which Smedley sold the Morpheus to the Sharps. But Leo apparently left the region shortly after the bungled burglary and knows nothing about that.
“We’ll want to talk to Don and the Sharps about it,” she comments.

Leo says, “Would you please write a note for me to Mr. Galloway to answer his questions? I don’t have a solid hand to hold pen or paper. I assure you I did not ‘tip off’ the police about the burglary—it was that old man in the newspaper building across the street who saw those two men come in. The old man’s name is Myron Skagg and he is still alive; he’s about 71 and lives in a modest residential area on the north side of town with his son’s family.”

So Leo dictates a reply to Mr. Galloway, and asks her to close it “Signed, Leo Jacobs.” And he says, “If he asks why it’s in your handwriting, you can tell him I can’t write…”
Leo leaves for now, floating up into the ventilator shaft. Alice and I, arm-in-arm, return to the conference room. Mr. Galloway has left for a while, though, and Alice starts meeting with the others in the steering committee. I visit with Phoebe Atwood, Sally Mears, Betty Idelson, and Olivia Short, who have also returned; maybe they’ll be performing too; I don’t know. When George returns, we’ll show him the note. And obviously Alice and I will want to talk to Jack and Eloise Sharp, contact Don Clay, and do some research in the back issues of the Times-Courier.
George does in fact come back soon, with Samantha and Thaila. I give him Leo’s reply, which reads:

(Incidentally, Leo also wants to assure Alice and the Narrator that the silver trove is indeed a fact and the documents in the wall, when located, will bear that out–but the newspaper story says nothing about what Petty and Rougeouvrier were looking for. --d.m.)

*Dear Mr. Galloway,

Thanks for your interest in what I know about the Morpheus. All of you have done a wonderful job in restoring this theater and would appreciate being able to assist you in finding out this building’s history. Thus, I accept your invitation to meet with you and other members of the DXM League later today.

Although I’m not in show business, my job has involved frequent visits to the Morpheus. In fact, I have been here so often that I have first-hand knowledge about the theater’s inner workings. With this in mind, I can tell you that the stories about the hidden silver treasure trove are true. Moreover, if you are interested in finding this fortune in silver ingots, silver artwork, silver jewelry, and silver coinage, I can direct you to where it’s located in the building.

Also, I was not the one who called the police about Petty’s and Rougeouvrier’s attempted burglary of the Morpheus in 1980. The man who did that was named Myron Skagg and he now lives in the north side of town with his son.

I look forward to meeting you and members of the DXM League at Mr. Sharps’s residence. It’s a good thing this meeting was scheduled for later today as my job obligates me to travel tomorrow to Hysham, Montana to take care of a sudden crisis that’s arisen.

Sincerely,
Leo Jacobs

P.S. - As Salbert how his burro is doing?*

“Well that’s good,” Mr. Galloway says upon reading Leo’s letter. “We can take care of this matter today. I’ll call Salbert and Fred now.”

Just then Jack Sharp walks into the conference room with some interesting news. It seems…

:smack: [That should read," P.S. - Ask Salbert how his burro is doing?]

…he has received a fax from Professor Fields, who only knew that Alice and I had gone to the Morpheus. He couldn’t meet us there, because he had business in Hayward. Alice and I sit down on a nearby bench as I read Fields’ message, which says in part:

*“…Lemoyne’s attorneys Thallwood and Gingerich were instructed by the California Appellate Court to provide medical documentation to support any insanity plea they may make on Lemoyne’s behalf to the court.

“Accordingly, they contacted me, and with them I went to the psychiatric division of Stockton General Hospital, which the court had assigned Lemoyne to go to, for psychiatric evaluation.
“The psychiatrist the court contacted, Dr. Zachary Addison, conducted a thorough evaluation of Lemoyne and came to the conclusion that the man is fully sane and lucid.
“From the doctor’s report:

“‘In all phases of the examination Victor Lemoyne presents as a highly articulate, intelligent, lucid individual with no sign of any mental aberration.
“‘In the course of the examination the subject mentioned “she,” or “sidhe,” which he said was a group of supernatural beings he claimed had wings and were “Out to get him.” I have had considerable background in the matter of patients claiming contact with such beings, and the instant subject’s expression of this situation sounds rehearsed or contrived.

“‘Subject gave an elaborate history of his success in business, to the point that he ran a large construction company in Lodi. He indicated that the “sidhe” were to blame for the loss of his business. In contrast, he seemed to have amassed a considerable personal fortune and did not seem unduly troubled by this financial reverse.
“‘Subject grieved as he spoke of the loss of his son Alexander in an accident at a refrigeration plant, and he said only recently he had found that a plant manager named Paul Terwilliger was not to blame for the son’s death.

“‘It is my professional opinion that Victor Armistead Lemoyne is not mentally impaired in any way and any “insanity plea” he or his legal counsel may make in the matter before the Court is without psychiatric support.
“‘If called as a witness I would testify truthfully to the above evaluation.

“‘Zachary P. Addison, M.D., F. A. C. P. [Fellow of the American Society of Psychiatrists].’”*

This is good news. Alice and I will go to the court in Stockton tomorrow, to give depositions—similar to the depositions we’d given in San Francisco in a federal court. This time, however, we’ll talk about the treadles, Rita Waterford, John McGowan, and our presence at the trial in which Judge Shagnasty and Jerome Goldberg, the prosecutor, short-circuited the process by an improper plea-bargaining.

It’s now time to close the place for the day. I write on a blackboard in the conference room “Raus 17.30” –“Left at 5:30 p.m.,” in German, after the manner of a German carpenter I worked with; his wife worked a swing shift; long story. :rolleyes: This message is for Leo, by dint of his promise to protect the silver trove. We told him, besides, that Andrew Sharp, Mike Bradley, and Artie Brown, the eldest kids in those three families, would stay in the theater overnight or make “patrols” periodically, like security guards. We didn’t tell the boys about Leo, of course; but we did tell him about them so they wouldn’t have any ghostly surprises.

The lot of us have returned to the Sharps’ mansion. Alice makes a call home to let her parents and brothers know things are all right. We all settle in, in the bedrooms on the second floor of the mansion; since we aren’t familiar with the second-floor layout Eloise has numbered the rooms and suggested we decide who stays in which room, so we can find each other. There are 35 bedrooms on the second floor, on opposite sides of the long hallway; and nine bathrooms, along with linen closets, maids’ rooms, and service areas for cleaning and maintenance equipment.

After bringing our stuff in—Eloise asks us to store the musical instruments and accessories in the Green Room—we gather in the dining area for dinner; the Sharps’ cooks Lupe Guzman and Armand D’Urville prepare a lovely dinner of roast beef, baked potatoes, and a green-bean-and-onion dish. For Gwen and a couple of other vegetarians, Lupe prepares a similar meal, without meat or dairy products.
After dinner Fred asks “all of us concerned” to go to the “Purple Room,” a large meeting room with a royal, dignified décor. Alice and I go there; Salbert is present, and there’s a screen door—an elaborate and expensive one—leading to an outside area where Salbert’s burro Loochy is corralled. :slight_smile: Professor Fields meets us there, with Jack and Eloise, Johnny Goss, Lena, Gwen, Joe and Jane Bradley—and Buster, whose face has a never-mind-how-I-got-here look. :smiley: And George Galloway is there.

And in the distance I hear a faint clanking of chains. I sense Leo will be with us soon.
Jack, Professor Fields, and Mr. Galloway huddle for a moment, then Mr. Galloway, apparently also sensing the impending arrival of Leo, speaks. The Sharps’ pretty maid Fifi closes the door to the hallway and our meeting can begin.

“Before Mr. Jacobs arrives, I’d like to know if anyone else here knows him besides _____ and Alice?” Mr. Galloway asks.

“I’ve known him for years,” Salbert answers. “Good guy but not exactly a man of substance.”

Alice and I smile try to suppress a chuckle at that last remark. I look around and notice Buster rolling his eyes. He gets the joke too.

The clanking of chains grows louder until the diaphanous figure of Leo Jacob walks through the outside wall and into the “Purple Room.” I hear a few audible gasps.

“Leo Jacobs?” Mr. Galloway asks hesitantly.

“Yes, that’s me,” the ghost replies. “And you are Mr. Galloway from the DXM League?”

“Right,” he says regaining most of his composure. “You wanted to talk to us about the Morpheus treasure trove?”

“Yes and let me say right off the bat that the stories about the hidden fortune in silver are true,” Leo says. “Oh… and hi Salbert.”

“Hey Leo,” Salbert replies. “Find any stray cans of Campbell’s Mock Turtle Soup lately?”

“No, thank God,” the phantom answers. “For a time I thought those cans would never stop crossing over.”

“What do you mean by ‘cans of Mock Turtle Soup crossing over?’” Eloise asks.

“I’m the Ghost of Discontinued Items,” Leo states. “Every product that’s no longer sold goes to the Limbo for Discontinued Items. However, occasionally one of these defunct products will cross back over into the world of the living. My job is to make sure these defunct products stay in their limbo and stop crossing over. That’s why I’m so familiar with the Morpheus. I’ve had to keep coming back there time and time again to take care of the ongoing Nesbitt’s Pink Lemon Drink problem with the pop machines in the lounge.”

“So that’s what’s been going on with the pop machines in the lounge,” Mr. Galloway states.

“Anyway, the reason I’m here is to discuss the hidden treasure trove,” Leo says getting back on topic. “Being non-corporeal does have its advantages–namely the ability to pass through sealed walls and floors. This was the way I found out about the hidden storerooms in the theater’s basement that are covered by oak decking and concrete. There, you will find silver ingots, silver artwork, silver jewelry, and silver coinage. You’ll be able to find out more about the exact location and contents of this treasure from some documents that are in a hidden compartment behind the toilet in the restroom abutting the manager’s office.”

“Then those drunk kids were on to something when they tried to rip out the drywall in the bathroom back in 1980,” Mr. Galloway says.

“Yes, but fortunately the law got them before they could do any more damage,” states Leo. “Although I’m not the one who told the police about the burglary. As you may see, I have a bit of problem operating the phone.”

“We certainly appreciate you telling us about the treasure,” Fred says. "But there’s another thing we want to discuss with you. It’s–

Suddenly, Fred stops dead and shudders. Buster starts nervously looking around the room with an alarmed look on his face. At that second, we all hear and feel the thunk and splatter of a large object on the wall outside.

Fred jumps under the table and tells all of us to take cover.

“Incoming!” Buster yells as he scurries underneath the couch. Without stopping to ponder what’s going on, Alice and I jump under the table where Fred is. Everyone else in the room also takes cover–and not a second too soon.

Glass shatters all over the “Purple Room” as a round yellow object about the size of a full-size Newfoundland dog crashes through the window, sails across the room through Leo’s spectral head, and splatters against the wall sending its messy contents everywhere. That is soon followed by another thunk and splatter of what is probably another round yellow object about the size of a full-size Newfoundland dog on the outside of the house.

“What the hell is that!” yells Leo.

“I think it’s a casaba melon–a giant casaba melon,” answers Gwen who then quickly crawls out from behind her chair to grab a piece of the smashed object’s light yellow innards and puts it in her mouth.

“Yeah, it’s a casaba melon,” she confirms as she again takes cover behind her chair.

A nanosecond later, another mammoth casaba melon hurtles through the broken window and splatters against the wall. As it does, we all hear the sound of someone’s hysterical high-pitched laughter from outside.

“Who’s attacking us?” Mr. Sharp yells as the barrage of giant casaba melons continues.

“Any number of people,” Fred answers from underneath the table. “Look, I’ve got an idea. Salbert. Buster. Come here.”

Stooped over and covering his head, Salbert runs out from behind his chair and crawls under the table. Buster soons us. As Fred pulls out his cell phone to make a call, he describes his plan to Alice, Buster, Salbert, and myself.

"What we have to do is…

“…Get Bob Long over here!”
Fred keys in the number of Sergeant Long’s own cell phone. When Bob comes in the line Fred hurriedly tells him the situation.

“Leo, slip outside and give us a reading! Joe, Jane, look around!”
Leo slips through the ceiling, apparently to look around above the house. Then Joe and Jane Bradley, the husky man and tall buxom woman, stand up, squint slightly, and look around as if they are scanning the skies with powerful radar.

Bob Long calls back. He’s a few miles away. Fred tells us, “He got a location!” Then Joe and Jane suddenly turn and face towards the south-southeast. Professor Fields goes to the screen door in that direction, and looks out past Loochy, who is cowering outside. Fred tells Fields, “Bob is zeroing in…3…2…1…NOW!!”

We hear a distant squishing sound and the bombardment of casaba melons stops. Jane Bradley writes down a location, latitude and longitude, and hands it to Fred.
In a few minutes we hear a siren. Bob Long has arrived and he comes directly around to the outside door to the Purple Room. He gets the information from Fred and Jane, and goes back to his car and speeds off.


A few minutes later he calls back. He’ll be back with us directly. It seems Kurt Todd escaped, and got back to a plane, and flew towards the Sharps’ mansion with a load of outsize casabas. Sergeant Long arrives and tells us my errant cousin has been arrested again, and will be taken to a state detention facility on Terminal Island in Los Angeles County. The FAA has also been notified.

We are all somewhat shaken, even George Galloway. Jack pulls a cord near the wall, sounding a bell to summon the other servants. They, and we, catch our breath and straighten things out as much as we can. Interestingly, no serious damage has occurred, though Jack tells us he’ll have a structural engineer come out and make a survey, just to play it safe.
When things return to normal and we get back to the meeting table, Bob Long introduces himself to the others.

Then Jane speaks up. “Well, _______, Alice, you didn’t know Joe and I were with the DXM League ourselves. Joe and I have radar-like eyesight and we could detect aircraft clear to the horizon.”
This impresses me, although I’ve known both of them for a while; it’s an impressive power for Joe’s steel-gray eyes, but also for Jane’s big blue eyes. Her eyes are much the size of Alice’s brown ones or Gwen’s green ones. And being 5’10” and having a 48-27-48 figure doesn’t hurt either. :slight_smile:

“So the Bradleys have radar eyes,” I comment. “Yet more DXM people! Next thing I know Lena Martínez will turn out to be—”
“Yes, I am a DXM person too,” Lena says.

“What is your special ability?” I ask.
“I have a strong psychic sense. It’s not foreknowledge but a clairvoyance—in this case, knowing whether someone is still on the loose and able to oppose you. I was able to see the cops as they approached your cousin’s plane, which had just touched down in an open field—”

“Why would the plane do that?” asks Alice, who has clung very close to me since the melon bombardment.
“Psychokinesis,” say Professor Fields and Sergeant Long in unison. “Remember the cantaloupe and the red onion?” continues the professor. “We were able to follow the trajectory Leo and the Bradleys gave us, and pinpoint the location of Todd’s plane, and together we caused the angle of attack on the plane’s wings to fail, gradually, causing the plane to descend."

“Do you know of anyone else involved in this?” I ask Lena.
“Only that little bearded man—Clell O’Houlihan.”

Alice and I react. “It looks like he has reneged on his promise to name names,” Alice comments.
“Well, it won’t matter,” says Fred. Unless I’m mistaken, only yesterday did he make a statement about what—and whom—he knows. He may have decided to get in one last stab at you before he winds up in the slammer.”

“He may have other problems, too,” says Lena, now seated and in a posture suggesting she is “channeling.” “O’Houlihan has suddenly begun suffering from some serious health problem—I don’t know what yet—and he is being whisked to a hospital by paramedics. I’d say whoever is after you two, well, their star is flickering.”

By now we’ve pretty much straightened things out in the Purple Room. Jack Sharp’s structural engineer has arrived and has begun a thorough inspection of the mansion’s structure, finding nothing but several dents in the exterior wall. “It looks as if ‘giant fruit’ has been bombarding the place,” he tells Jack and Eloise with a slight chuckle. “I don’t see any structural damage.” No injuries to any people, or Buster, or Loochy, or Duke, the Sharps’ Great Dane; the only casualties inside the house were in the Purple Room—a tall mirror, an exterior windowpane, two green vases, and a glass picture frame that fell off the top of an armoire.

We return to our business. Jack has also summoned the same insurance adjuster Paul Terwilliger called—Harriet McKenna—and she comes out. She wears a vertically-striped brown-black-and-purple dress, black pumps, and a gamin haircut. She is all business as she does insurance adjuster stuff, writing things down on a clipboard and snapping pictures of damage with a Minolta much like Alice’s. When she is satisfied, she returns to the Purple Room to discuss the matter with Jack and Eloise. I notice Lena is again attracted to Ms. McKenna; but then so am I. The prim businesswoman has quite an immodestly shapely figure, and I happen to note that her dress buttons down the front, and a red brassiere and red panties are visible beneath. I only glance at this furtively; I know staring would be improper and certainly unfair to Alice. And I notice that Ms. McKenna, even as she deals seriously with the Sharps, seems to be trying to get my attention, in really subtle ways. I just smile politely, not wanting to distract her from her work.

After Ms. McKenna leaves, the meeting continues, though of course the bombardment of melons and our reaction, and now our comments prolong it.
I am particularly shocked. It’s my own cousin who did this. Alice senses my sadness and snuggles close, a look of assurance in those big brown eyes. “Don’t blame yourself for what Kurt Todd did,” she says. “You are not responsible for him.” I clasp her hand; I can tell she understands my grief at knowing that a relative did this.

“The FAA said they have a flight record on Todd’s plane,” says Sergeant Long. “And there were still some melons in the plane—it’s been photographed.”
Mentally weary, I turn to Lena and ask, “I hope there aren’t any more of Sikes-Potter’s minions on the loose.”

“Not a one,” she answers. “In fact I’m a little upset with myself for not realizing he had gotten loose. But all the others are still under lock and key.”
Jane approaches. “Lena, I have an idea what we might do about them, to keep them that way. She sits down and looks around with the radar-eye posture. Those big blue eyes…
And she clasps Lena’s hand as if at a séance. Then she says in her contralto voice: “All those entrusted with the confinement of the minions of Henry Sikes-Potter and Victor Lemoyne. Be observant in your duty to keep these persons confined…”

Then Jane and Lena let go and Jane says to us, “It sounds stereotypical but it works just fine. All of those people—Sparr, Beach, Cott, Yates, and so on, are in custody and have no hope of coming after you.”
George Galloway says, however, “As always, we should play it safe.” Leo, Lena, and Buster seem to concur.

We now resume the business we had called the meeting for, in the first place. Leo stands, or rather hovers, before the group, which has recovered from the melon episode—and I now glance outside and see the melons, now normal size and color, and quite squashed.
Now George Galloway, Professor Fields, and Fred Moreland begin a routine, and quite cordial, questioning of Leo about the situation with the Morpheus and the silver cache.

Alice and I know, of course, within a day or so we have to journey to Stockton to give depositions in the state appellate court.
George begins the discussion with Leo:

“Leo, we were wondering if you can go back with us tonight to the Morpheus,” he explains. “The instructions you gave us were good but we think that if you’re there at the scene with us, we can find and get the silver out with a minimum of damage.”

“That shouldn’t be a problem,” the ghost replies. “And I’m glad you wanted me to do this tonight. I have to be in a mini-mart in Hysham, Montana tomorrow to deal with some cans of Spry Vegetable Shortening that crossed over.”

“We’re also curious about the hidden rooms where the silver is,” Fred adds. “Do you know anything about any mysterious tunnels and passageways that lead to these rooms?”

“Well, one time when I was in one of rooms, I did see part of a crack in the bottom of the floor,” Leo answers. “But I didn’t get a chance to see all of it because the silver cache was on top. Given my living-impaired condition, I was in no shape to move the silver off of the crack to see if it was a hatch.”

“I never heard anything about any tunnels or passageways,” Mr. Galloway says.

“I haven’t either,” says Professor Fields.

“To be honest, I also was unfamiliar,” states Fred. “But the other day, some higher-ups with the DXM League told me about it and wanted us to look into it.”

“Unfortunately, they didn’t provide us with any more details,” Buster says with an annoyed tone. “Sometimes I think they get their jollies keeping us junior members in the dark about things.”

“I’ve heard a few rumors,” Salbert slowly says. “But they were so nonsensical and fantastic that I thought they were hard to believe.”

I look at Salbert for a second and try to contemplate what kind of stories would be so outrageous that he wouldn’t even entertain for a second the possibility they might be some truth to them. It makes my head hurt so I stop.

“However, I do know that the documents hidden in the bathroom wall might shed some light on these stories,” Salbert continues. “I think we should head down to the Morpheus right away.”

“That’s what I was thinking,” Fred says. “I’ve got some tools in the trunk of my car.”

“Good,” Mr. Galloway says. “Leo, meet us down at the Morpheus in 20 minutes. Let’s go everybody.”

Alice and I head out to our car and drive down to the Morpheus. There, we meet up with everybody in the front of the theater where we…

:smack: [The fifth paragraph from the bottom should read:

I look at Salbert for a second and try to contemplate what kind of stories would be so outrageous that he wouldn’t even entertain for a second the possibility there might be some truth to them. It makes my head hurt so I stop.]

…meet Artie, Mike, and Andrew, and ask them to maintain their vigil outside. Andrew, who is 25, has a 12-gauge shotgun; Artie and Mike have cell phones to keep in contact with him.
All of us who attended the meeting at the Sharps have come, except for Loochy and Duke. (Buster is with us; he feels slightly indignant at having to ride in one of those silly cardboard pet carriers they issue at the animal shelter, which place he has never seen.) But the others from Prester John’s Aunt and The Cigar Band are there too, as are the other four married women, along with their husbands. We are all in old clothes; just the same, Alice, Samantha, Amy, Jane, Jeanette, Louise, and Mary Blonda look sexy anyway. :rolleyes:

We go inside. Jack Sharp leads the way, carrying a large lantern until we reach the light control box. The main running lights are still on, of course, but he switches on the lights for the stairway and basement access. We all descend the stairs except for Leo and Pete Oranjeboom, who have gone up to the manager’s office. Pete carries the lantern. Mr. Galloway asked them to locate the compartment, behind the toilet in the restroom, holding the map and description.

It seems an unusually long time before Leo and Pete return. Pete holds Jack’s big lantern and a sheaf of papers. His sleeve is wet and he’s a little miffed. He goes into a restroom near the base of the stairwell to dry off.
“We found the compartment, but it was directly behind the tank,” explains Leo. “Pete had to flush the toilet and hold the float down, switch the water off, and remove the tank. Then he had to unscrew the cover from the wall. The papers were there, inside an ordinary file folder. We got the papers, and Pete returned the cover to the wall and reattached the tank.”

“Remind me to test that toilet mechanism before we continue with rehearsals,” Jack says. :smiley:
When Pete returns, we look at the map. The storerooms are all rather close to the base of the stairs, which makes sense because the people who stored it had quite a load to carry. “But we can do something they couldn’t—I had a freight elevator installed.” (They hadn’t done anything about the bolted door.) Jack goes over to the door of a modern freight elevator, whose plaque announces: CAPACITY 3500 LBS.
Then George Galloway opens the access door to the corridors, which was locked with a heavy iron bolt and padlock (with an old-fashioned skeleton key, of all things), and switches on the main corridor lights.

We are amazed. The “storerooms” are all doorless and face the entrance. Mounds of ingots, cases of jewelry, sacks of coins and compartments displaying silver artwork—much like Mexican “tin masks,” for example—appear before us.
Eloise is dazzled, as are we all. “It will take a long time to remove all of this. We’d have to hire a whole armored-car company!” she says. Jack asks each of us to pick up some of the silver and stack it near the freight elevator. I go with Joe and Stan to lug a few sacks of silver coins; Alice, Lena, Jeanette, Jane, and Eloise inspect the cases of jewelry and carry one to the area near the doors. Mary, Louise, Gwen, and Amy take pieces of artwork; and Jack and George trundle a dolly over to the ingots and stack a few on the tray.

Jack and George, being rich guys, know about the weight of precious metal. Jack opens the freight-elevator door and decides how much to put in the elevator. Alice has her Minolta and takes pictures of all this. :slight_smile:


After a little while Jack and Eloise tell us to stop loading silver; we don’t want to overload the vehicles—Jack’s big van, Alice’s talking Beetle, and four other cars. The remaining stuff we’ve trundled out we put back in their storerooms, then we all get in the freight elevator, and ride up to the ground level.
We stop in the conference room.
“This is quite a stash of silver,” Jack comments. “I’m going to want to have all of you carry some silver little by little out to the other conference room near the atrium.”

“Are we going to remove all of the silver?” Alice asks.
“No. We will, however, want to appraise all the silver…”

Loora Oranjeboom speaks up. “I’m a licensed assayer. I can do this at least for the ingots.” I figure this will be easy for her, since the weight is stamped into each ingot, as I noticed.
“Are there any numismatists or art experts present?” continues Jack.
“I deal in coins,” answers Johnny Goss.

“I’m not that much of an expert,” says Bob Blonda, “but I minored in art in college and I used to assist with appraising art for a museum in San Francisco.”
“Fine,” says Jack. “We’ll want to appraise the whole cache. I’ll pay you well.”

“What about the jewelry?” I ask.
“That’s my area of expertise,” answers Eloise, stepping close to Jack and putting an arm around him. He gets excited, if you know what I mean… :rolleyes:

We lock the basement up, switch off the main lights, and lock the outside of the theater, leaving Andrew, Artie, and Mike to look after the place. We return to the Sharps’ mansion. Stan, Joe, and I, remove the heavier stuff from the vehicles.

“Where will we put it?” I ask.
“In our vault in the basement,” answers Jack. Fred brings an electric cart; we get the ingots and coin sacks onto it, then Fred drives it into their own freight elevator, which he lowers to the vault and drives out, leaving it near the doors in the vault. We lock up everything outside.
We repair to the bedrooms. Jack’s hired security guards go on a patrol outside, peaceful now that my cousin’s bombardment has been stopped. I’m still troubled by this… :frowning:

As we go upstairs for the evening I see Jack and Eloise heading at double-time for the master bedroom. Gad, they must be horny…:eek: :smiley:
Well, so am I! Alice and I get to our bedroom. After a bit of conversation about the events of the day we get into a close embrace, sitting on the bed.

She says, with a mischievous smirk, “I want to do something else!” and quickly strips herself naked. I do likewise and hump her for all I’m worth. As usual, we squeal with delight and thank each other. :slight_smile:
We finally nod off, still naked. After a little while I wake up, feeling the call of nature. I slip off the bed quietly so I won’t wake Alice. I get on pajamas, a bathrobe, and slippers, and my glasses, and go out into the half-lighted hallway. As I walk toward the near bathroom I hear delighted moans and squeals coming from most of the rooms at that end, where the adults are spending the night. :smiley:

The first—and second—bathrooms are occupied. I go use the third; then Pete Oranjeboom, still in daytime clothes, comes upstairs. It seems he had to leave to get some condoms; his car got a flat on the way back and he had to call the Auto Club because his jack didn’t work.
He goes into a bedroom, then comes out again. He approaches me and asks, “_____, have you seen Loora?”

“No,” I answer. “I suppose she’s in one of the bathrooms…”
Phil Ramirez—who came with his wife Maria—comes out of one. The other is now unoccupied, but there’s no sign of Loora, not even in the bedroom they had chosen.

I hear moans and squeals now coming from a bedroom at the other end of the hallway—where the kids are sleeping. Pete peeks in one room, where his two daughters, Katrina and Maria, are fast asleep.
“Is Jan [the Oranjebooms’ 16-year-old son] here?” I ask after he closes the daughters’ door.
“Yes,” says Pete. “He’s in the next bedroom down…”

The Pete hears the voices. He recognizes one as that of his son Jan; the ecstatic moans and squeals continue. He is shocked to recognize the other voice, and opens the door to the bedroom. His shock increases—and I am shocked as well—to see:

the slight figure of Gwen grab the top blanket off the bed and jump off into a dark place in the room to hide.

Jan, his face frozen, knows he’s been caught.

“What?” he says with bemusement.

Pete turns on the lights. We see Gwen hundled in the corner with the blanket wrapped around her. Strands of her long straight dirty blonde hair obscure the left part of her face and she looks at us with big wide green eyes.

“I’ve been a bad, bad girl,” she says almost atonally.

“Pete have you been looking for me?” Loora’s voice says at it approaches Pete and I in the doorway. "I was just down in the library doing some research and–

I turn around just in time to see Loora gasp at the sight of Jan and Gwen in the room. At that moment, it occurs to me that I’m in the middle of an extremely awkward situation. I want to help in some way but I’m neither one of the formerly engaged parties (i.e., Jan and Gwen) or one of the parents of one of the formerly engaged parties (i.e., Pete and Loora). This matter does not involve me. I am a fifth wheel.

“____, is everything okay?” I hear Alice say with a yawn from down the hall. She walks in the doorway of Jan’s room and surveys the scene.

Dryly, Alice says…

“You decided to get on the sexual bandwagon tonight…but you ran the risk of facing a statutory charge.”
Pete and Loora order their teenage son into their bedroom for some quick chastising. Gwen hurriedly gathers her clothes.

I glower at her and say, “You dropped the ball on that one, Gwen…suppose he saw your wings?”
“I doubt that he did,” she answers. “He didn’t see my back at all. I just came in and undressed and lay on the bed on my back. In fact he hadn’t even put his arms around me when his dad opened the door.”

The shock of the moment overcomes me and I sit on the bed and weep in anguish. :frowning: Alice and Gwen, no longer concerned with the surprise Pete just got, come over and try to comfort me. Alice is wearing a heavy woolen robe over her sheer nightie; Gwen has on Oriental-style pajamas and a heavy nightshirt that looks like one a man the size of Stan Brown might wear. “What’s the matter?” they both ask.

“I had—I had the most awful ideas about who might have been in here with Jan…like his mother, or even you, Alice…” I break down again. Alice gets me in a close embrace. Gwen takes a hanky and tries to dry my tears. She seems so different from the dispassionate clerk at R. Kane’s Bookstore…
We go out into the hall. Pete and Loora have finished chastising Jan and he returns, quite ashamed, to his room. Gwen sees a night maid and carries her stuff to another bedroom the maid points out. Alice and I return to ours; I finally compose myself. We go to sleep without further troubles.


In the morning we get up and make ourselves presentable at breakfast. Lupe has prepared a scrumptious pancake-and-ham breakfast for all of us except Gwen and the other vegans, who settle for fruit. Alice and I pack our bags and prepare for the trip to Stockton; we’ve already spoken to Professor Fields that morning and he tells us where the courthouse is and where to meet him there.

The drive is uneventful, except for a few saucy remarks from the car itself. While Alice drives I prepare some notes concerning what we’ll say in our depositions, after a bit of coaching from Fields we’d had at the mansion.
We meet Fields in the courthouse and go to the specific courtroom. According to a sign at the entrance, the California Appellate Justices sitting to hear our depositions are Morris Lyene, Ira Goulding, and Katherine Lorent.

“Just your everyday Appellate Justices,” Fields says.
The prosecutors are Hannah Johnson, who was one of the prosecutors in Lemoyne’s original court appearance, and Ysidro Delatorre. Again, Lemoyne himself will not be present while we give our depositions. Fields, and Edmond Bartholomew, again appear to present an amicus curiae brief.

After the usual formalities, the Justices enter and I am sworn in first. I am asked the same identifying information as in the federal deposition, then Ms. Johnson asks:
“Tell the Court about the discovery you and Ms. Terwilliger made in her backyard on December 19.”

“I stubbed my toe on something hard in the ground. First I thought it was rock, but then I uncovered it and found it was part of a treadle mechanism.”
Ms. Johnson picks up the treadle mechanism I mentioned—which the police and Arthur had exhumed—and tells the Justices, “I move to enter this as People’s Exhibit One.”

“So entered,” says Justice Goulding.
“Were you present at the time of a shooting incident on December 17 on that same site?”
“I was.”

“Tell the Court about what you saw and heard.”
“I was standing near the utility shed and I heard some shots—as from a rifle—and saw something hit the corner of the shed roof. I was with several other people and we all hid behind boulders and a large decorative water fountain.” Ms. Johnson shows some large photo blowups of the scene, and a diagram she prepared.

“Who was with you besides Alice Terwilliger?”
“Her brothers Arthur and Daniel, and some friends of ours named Sally Mears, Jock Dumfries, and Lorna McManus, and Professor Walter Fields.”

Justice Goulding says, “Let the record show that Walter Fields is present.”
Prosecutor Delatorre now speaks. “The Justices will note that Dumfries and McManus have been subpoenaed. [Alice and I give each other puzzled looks; while we remember them being there when Rita started shooting, they said nothing to us at the Morpheus about it; oh, well, they’re betrothed now. :rolleyes:]

Delatorre now asks, “Did you see who was shooting?”
“Yes, I did,” I answer, “but I didn’t recognize the person. It was a woman whom Ms. Terwilliger apparently recognized.”

“What did you do?”
“I went with Alice into a side door in the shed. [I condense the incident so as not to give away the existence of the catacombs.] Alice and I distracted the woman with a tower bell and a pair of skunks, then her brothers restrained her, until the police arrived.” The remark about the skunks gets a slight smile from the Justices. :smiley:

“Whose brothers—Ms. Terwilliger’s or those of the woman with the rifle?”
“Ms. Terwilliger’s,” I answer.

Delatorre produces Rita’s rifle and ammo clips, as People‘s Exhibit Two; and the police report, as Exhibit Three.
The direct examination is over, but Delatorre tells me I might be recalled. Now it’s up to Lemoyne’s lawyers Erika Thallwood and Larkin Gingerich to conduct a cross-examination, and they don’t seem any more attentive or capable than when they appeared at the federal court.
I sense that these State Justices will be just as demanding of them as Judge Cantrell was. “Your witness,” says Señor Delatorre to Ms. Thallwood.

She steps up, fumbles with her papers, and speaks to me, beginning the cross-examination:

“We meet again Mr. ______,” Thallwood says putting special emphasis on my name.

“Did you see Victor Lemoyne or anybody working for him put in the mechanical treadle?” she asks.

“No,” I answer.

“Did you see anybody put in the mechanical treadle?”

“No.”

“Were you around the Terwilliger property when the mechanical treadle was put in?”

“No.”

“And you found the mechanical treadle by accident?”

“Yes. Alice and I did.”

“But you did not see Victor Lemoyne or any of his employees put it in?”

“No.”

As I get steadily annoyed with this line of questioning, I notice a cardinal fly through the window and land on the coat rack in the back of the room. I find this odd because there are no cardinals in this part of the country.

“Did you see anybody and anytime put it in?” she continues inquiring.

“No,” I answer again.

“Then how do you know Victor Lemoyne had anything to do with the mechanical treadles?”

“Because his company’s name was on a nameplate on the treadle.”

“Oh,” Thallwood quietly answers before her face goes flushed and she stops talking for several too long moments. During this interval, I see another cardinal fly through the window and join the first one on the coat rack. Two cardinals in California! What are the odds of that?

“Ms. Thallwood, do you have any more questions?” asks Justice Goulding.

“Um … yes your honor,” she says with hesitation. As she slowly considers what to ask next, I look over to the window and see three more cardinals–one male, two female–fly in and land on the coat rack. I seem to be the only one in the courtroom noticing this.

“How long have you known Alice Terwilliger?” Thallwood asks.

“I met her at ______ University about ___ ________ ago,” I answer.

“Do you think she’s attractive?”

“Excuse me?”

"Do you think she’s attractive? On a scale of one to ten, where would you put her? Does she look like an actress you’ve seen because, if you ask me, Alice Terwilliger could be clone of–

“Objection,” Prosecutor Delatorre states. “This line of questioning is irrelevant and–if I may add–more than a little annoying.”

“Sustained,” Justice Goulding declares. “Ms. Thallwood, do you have any relevant questions for Mr. _______?”

“Yeah…yes I do,” she answers trying to compose herself. “Um…just give a few seconds.”

There’s another pause and I glance at the back of the courtroom. More cardinals have flown in. In fact, there are now so many that the coat rack overflows with them and the back row is almost a solid line of red. Yet, nobody but me is aware of this.

Suddenly, Ms. Thallwood grabs the attention of everyone in the courtroom by jumping on the table next to the podium where she was cross-examining me. Her right arm’s outstretched and she points at me with a j’accuse! pose. She yells…

“I claim that you have made baseless accusations against my client!”
I don’t take her bait. “I have not made any accusations of anyone,” I answer grimly.

Justice Lorent speaks up. “Ms. Thallwood, get off the table. And your line of questioning is totally inappropriate for this witness and this issue. The criminal complaint ________ and Ms. Terwilliger submitted makes no mention of direct accusation. The fact that this witness accidentally encountered an item manufactured by your client’s company does not support your contention of any blind accusations he may have made.” The attorney steps down onto the floor and resumes normal posture.

Justice Lorent then explains a principle called res ipsa loquitor, which means that some breach of ordinary care is so obvious that proof of negligence is unnecessary. The principle is usually applied in civil cases but she points out that me stubbing my toe on a treadle is not a blind accusation.

Justice Goulding has apparently sensed my reaction to the birds that have flown into the courtroom. He stops the proceedings and phones the custodians, and orders everyone out into the hallway until the birds have been shooed out the window and the window locked. Meanwhile I get a vibration signal on my cell phone, whose ringer I shut off when we came into the building. I get the bailiff’s permission to go into an adjoining room and pick up my message. It’s from Salbert, and Lena Martínez, and says, “Call us at the Sharps’ mansion after you are excused from the court at the end of the day.”

The bailiff now tells us to return to the courtroom. The cardinals have been driven out of the building and the window secured. Only occasionally now do I see one flutter around outside a window; this room is in the very back of the courthouse.
The cross-examination resumes. Justice Goulding reminds me I have already been sworn in.
Ms. Thallwood asks, “_______, do you know Rita Waterford personally?”

“No.”
“Then why are you accusing her of participating in any shooting at the Terwilligers’ home?”
“Your Honor,” says Mr. Bartholomew, “If counsel proceeds with this line of questioning we will move that this cross-examination be stricken from the record when the case is remanded to a trial court.”

“Objection sustained,” answers Justice Goulding. “Ms. Thallwood, I am warning you not to pursue such blatant badgering of the witness during these proceedings.”
“Oh, all right,” says Ms. Thallwood. “No further questions.”

“Do you have any questions, Mr. Gingerich?” asks Justice Lorent.
“Uh—No, Your Honor.” Gingerich seems totally out of it. And I note that he has a St. Louis Cardinals pin, rather expensive looking, on the lapel of his corduroy suit jacket. Who knows, maybe he used to play for the Cardinals or a farm team… :rolleyes:

Prosecutor Johnson tells me, “Mr. _____, you may be recalled for further direct examination.” I am excused, and the Justices declare the morning session over. In about an hour and a half we’ll be summoned back into the courtroom, presumably so Alice may give her deposition.
We leave the courtroom. On the way to the cafeteria I glance out a window on the hallway and see a bunch of cats prowling the grounds; something Buster might do if he were present. I think I know what these cats are after… :slight_smile:

I tell Alice about my cell-phone message. “You know,” she says, “It might be a good idea not to wait. Let’s call Salbert back.” She has a cell phone with an attachment that allows two people to listen. So we go out into an exterior waiting area—which is glassed in—and she keys in the number for the Sharps’ mansion.

As luck would have it, Fred Moreland answers. When Alice speaks I hear him ask Fifi to have Salbert and Lena come to the phone. Oh, well, I like being this close to Alice anyway… :slight_smile:
Alice greets Salbert and apologizes for calling so early.
“Oh, it’s all right,” he says. “It wasn’t an emergency, and I thought you’d be unable to use a cell phone there anyway. Lena is with me.”

I assume Salbert and Lena will want to tell us what the deal is with the birds that flew into the courtroom. And I tell Alice about the cats I saw out the window.
Thus apprised, Salbert answers:

“That flock of cardinals wasn’t there by accident.”

“What do you mean?” I ask.

“Well, first, did Erika Thallwood behave in an odd manner during cross-ex?” Salbert asks in response.

“Yes she did,” I answer. “She asked me inane questions about how I’d rate Alice on a scale of one to ten, what movie star she looked like, and jumped up on the table to say I was making baseless accusations about Lemoyne. Really strange and unprofessional. How did she ever get to be a lawyer anyway?”

“What she was doing was not entirely due to insanity or incompetence,” Salbert replies. “I believe that she was directed to drag out questioning as long as she could by whatever means at her disposal. However, she ran out of legitimate questions early. As a result, she had to start grilling you about Alice’s physical appearance and employing jackass courtroom dramatics.”

“But what about the birds?”

“The longer Thallwood was supposed to kept questioning you, the more cardinals were supposed to fly in. They were to keep a low profile and hide underneath the benches in back. Is that what they did?”

“No, they perched on the coat rack and on the back benches.”

“So you could see them?”

“Yes, eventually everybody in the courtroom noticed them.”

“Well, that’s what they get for using cardinals. They’re not exactly the most intelligent breed of bird out there.”

“What were they going to use the cardinals for?”

“The plan was for the cardinals to quietly slip in through the window, hide underneath the benches, and–when you and Alice stepped down from questioning–attack and kill both of you.”

“Good Lord,” I exclaim before pausing for a few seconds. “That has got to be the most ludicrous assassination plan I’ve ever heard of.”

“Lena, Buster, Fred, and I got wind they were planning something,” Salbert says. “Buster got in touch psychically with some of his feline friends and they went down to the courthouse to keep the cardinals at bay.”

“But who planned this?” I ask. “Not Lemoyne again?”

“No, this isn’t Lemoyne’s work,” Salbert answers. “But we think that maybe some of his colleagues who were also assisting Sikes-Potter had something to do with it.”

“Like who?” I inquire.

“We’re not sure yet,” he answers. “But we do have a long list of the usual suspects. We’ll go over them with you after you get back from Stockton. Oh, and there’s something we want you and Alice to do while you’re there.”

“What’s that?” I ask.

"We want you to…

“Call 555-9898, a local number in Stockton. You’ll reach The Indian Curio Outlet. Ask for Olga Jane Red Wing.”
“Who is she?”

“The owner,” answers Salbert. “She’s a full-blooded Shoshone Indian. Stately, dignified woman. Identify yourself, give my name, and ask for the ‘scarecrow improvisation’ and give the location, color, and license number of Alice’s car. It’s parked close to the courthouse, isn’t it?”

“Yes, in fact it’s parked in the first row behind the building. As we exited the courtroom I glanced out a window and I looked down and I could see the car clearly.”
“Fine. Ms. Red Wing is an artist and craftsman and is dedicated to preserving Indian culture and customs. She’ll take care of the problem with the birds the way Alice did before you two went to San Francisco for the federal depositions. And she has clearance to conduct operations in the courthouse parking lot. She may also rerturn after your session is over, to talk to you. I will ensure that she can recognize you as you leave the courthouse.”

“Any other suggestions? Alice is going to deposed after we return from lunch.”
“‘Keep your left up,’” adds Salbert just before ringing off. “And I may come out there myself before you leave. Who are the justices?”

“Morris Lyene, Ira Goulding, and Katherine Lorent,” I answer. “Room 639, at the back of the building.”
We ring off. The only thing I can think of about Salbert saying “Keep your left up” is that, well, Alice is left-handed…:slight_smile:

We call the Indian curio store and give Salbert’s message to Ms. Red Wing. Then we have a simple lunch of chicken sandwiches, apple juice, and Pringle’s potato chips. We stay at the table until about ten minutes before we’re to return to the courtroom, for Alice’s deposition.

“What do you suppose Salbert meant by that Indian woman?” I ask.
Alice, lightly clasping my wrists, smiles and answers.

“Don’t you remember the whistles I used?”
“Oh, that’s right…” We walk back to the courtroom and I see a car parked next to Alice’s; a tall woman in plain clothing gets out and ties something to the radio antenna, then drives away. I see “Curio Outlet” painted on the back of the woman’s van.

We return to the courtroom with Professor Fields and Mr. Bartholomew. The Justices reconvene the session, and the bailiff says, “Alice Penelope Terwilliger,” and Alice, after gently squeezing my arm, gets up and sits at the witness stand. She is wearing a prim outfit—white blouse with a bow, much like a bow tie, and salt-and-pepper tweed skirt suit. She has on black pumps and her new glasses, with smaller, rectangular frames. Her auburn-brown hair cascades straight down her back, almost to her waist. She has a very dignified manner herself as she waits for Ms. Johnson to begin the questioning.

The clerk swears Alice in and she duly identifies herself.
“Ms. Terwilliger, were you or anyone in your family present when the treadles Mr. ______ spoke about were buried in your yard?”

“No,” she answers. “We were on holiday in London then. We had a friend look after the place but he couldn’t be everywhere at once…”
“So you have no idea how the treadles, or anything connected to them, wound up on your parents’ property.”

“None at all.”
“Did you find out what the treadles were connected to?”

“My brother Arthur found that out. He inspected the utility shed…”
“Arthur Terwilliger will be deposed as well, tomorrow,” says Ms. Johnson. I know Alice didn’t see what the treadles were connected to and only Arthur had firsthand knowledge of it. We hadn’t asked Arthur what he was going to do as far as the depositions were concerned.

The rest of Ms. Johnson’s questioning deals with Alice’s knowledge of Lemoyne’s efforts to spy on her at the house and at college; and what she herself had seen of Lemoyne’s efforts to spy on her brothers, her parents and her sisters-in-law. I figure this last would be a difficult thing, since Hermione and Winifred are police officers.

Now Ysidro Delatorre continues the direct examination.
“Ms. Terwilliger, were you present at the time of the shooting as reported to the police?”
“Yes,” she says, “________ and I were in the backyard during the incident. When we heard the shots we ducked behind a large fountain that looks like a covered wagon. Finally we managed to get into the shed and that is when ______and I used the tower bell and the skunks to distract the sniper.”

“Did you recognize the shooter?” Mr. Delatorre asks.
“Yes, I did. I had seen her several times before. Her name is Rita Waterford.”

Delatorre enters the police report of Rita’s arrest as People’s Exhibit Two. He also enters identification of Ms. Waterford, including her personnel record with Lemoyne and Company, which had been subpoenaed when Pula Kinlai was still in charge of the company before liquidation. This becomes Exhibit Three.

“How was Ms. Waterford subdued?”
“After she was distracted and fumbled with her rifle and ammunition, my brothers Arthur and Daniel, carrying shotguns, restrained her. Then the police arrived and took over. They handcuffed Rita and ‘Mirandized’ her, as you say here.”

Delatorre notes these matters in the police report.
Meanwhile, I hear a somewhat familiar sound in the distance—it sounds like Salbert’s burro Loochy braying. I sense Alice, Professor Fields, and Mr. Bartholomew heard it as well.

Delatorre completes his direct examination of Alice and says to Ms. Thallwood, “You may cross-examine.” As he sits down and Erika Thallwood approaches, I sense the Justices’ reprimands have chastened her. Not that she is, or ever will be, as poised and competent as she should be.
After some fidgeting, Ms. Thallwood begins her cross-examination of Alice:

I meant to say that the lenses of Alice’s glasses were smaller, and rectangular… :o

I meant to say that the lenses of Alice’s glasses were smaller, and rectangular… :o