I saw a Victorian-era patent today for a special cross-shaped guard that one can install on the spout of a seltzer bottle, to keep people from using your seltzer bottle to give enemas when you’re not looking.
Was this an actual problem in Victorian times?
P.S. Monkeys always look!
Band name!!!
I was going to say “band name!”!
Perhaps you can just patent any crap. Perhaps the word enema has changed meaning slightly.
Not looking at what? Butt hole or seltzer bottle?
He didn’t actually say “enema”. He said, rather delicately, that it’s to keep the siphon from being used as a syringe which might be inserted into unsanitary orifices.
This gadget protects the bottle. I believe it’s meant to be used in conjunction with the anal bum cover.
It sounds like a chastity belt for a seltzer bottle.
Did any of you read about some country that was having problems with young guys sticking bike pumps up their butt? An official said ‘by all means pump up your tires, but then put it away where it can’t tempt you.’ That was a killer.
I was just wondring how you could surreptitiously give somone a seltzer enema.
Just a load of hot air. Somebody was blowing smoke up your …
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