FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Hmm…Act One is good, as is Balderdash.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Independent Filmmaker
6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Good food, subtle perfumes.
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS
Rotten food, knock-you-over perfumes.
FAVORITE SOUND?
Laughter
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Lonliness
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE
UP IN THE MORNING?
BAH! Oh, it’s the alarm.
FAVORITE COLOR?
Purple
10 A. FAVORITE SONG?
Hero of Our Time by Satanic Surfers
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
3-4
FAVORITE Child’s NAME?
Amanda or Madrigal
WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Making other people happy.
FAVORITE FOODS?
Italian (lasagna especially) and Chinese.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Chocolate.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
If I can get away with it, sure.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Not as such.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
Cool
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Ford Tempo
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO
WOULD IT BE?
Any of my friends that I’ve only talked to online would be great. If not them, then maybe Hitchcock.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT?
I don’t bother life too much, and it doesn’t bother me back.
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis and Song of the Blue Ocean by Carl Sarfina
WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I have been assimilated by the trackball collective. Soon you will be too and your mouse pad distinctiveness will be added to our own. ([under breath]ya right![/under breath])
FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Axis & Allies
FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Scientific American
6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?
A forest after rain or snow
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS
Rotting animal carcasses
FAVORITE SOUND?
Surf
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Failure
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE
UP IN THE MORNING?
Why don’t I just pretend it’s evening again…
FAVORITE COLOR?
Blue
10 A. FAVORITE SONG?
Like a Song… by U2
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
2-3
FAVORITE Child’s NAME?
Not sure… haven’t thought about it enough
WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
To make this world the best possible place for the people around you and yourself.
FAVORITE FOODS?
Chicken Fajitas
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Chocolate
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
No
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
No, but I would consider it if it were filled with homemade stuffing I could nosh on as I read in bed.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
Cool
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Subaru GL 4WD wagon
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO
WOULD IT BE?
Jesus
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Mint Julep
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Gemini
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Yes
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT
BE?
Still gunning for Jacques Cousteau’s old job
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?
A bright, cheery green
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Not really
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
The water is not yet completely surrounded, so it shouldn’t give up.
FAVORITE MOVIE:
Can’t decide: Princess Bride, 12 Monkeys, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon… too many choices
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
No
WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?
An old blanket, misfiled paperwork, and a plastic bag of some sort.
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Xenocide by Orson Scott Card
WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Nothing. Use a trackball.
FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Advanced Civilization and Stocks and Bonds. (So it’s a tie, sue me.)
FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Networking Weekly. (I am a nerd, sue me.)
6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?
A fine, well made cigar.
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS
Poop
FAVORITE SOUND?
Rain on a tin roof like when I was a kid.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Pooping in a crowded bathroom.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE
UP IN THE MORNING?
SMOKES! NOW!
FAVORITE COLOR?
Black. (and I am not Goth, just like it.)
10 A. FAVORITE SONG?
Classic Tune: Heaven Can Wait by Meatloaf
Modern Tune: Only God Knows Why by Kid Rock
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Mine vibrates.
FAVORITE Child’s NAME?
Nolan
WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Wife, friends, and computer. (not in that order.
FAVORITE FOODS?
Fred’s Veal Alfredo. Mmmm.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Chocolate
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
Yes, but I do drive safely.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Yes, but it is my wife’s.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
Both, and that is what makes them cool.
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
A purple 1979 Camero with a dark blue racing stripe and an engine that woke the neighbors up.
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO
WOULD IT BE?
Martin Luther King, Jr. to tell him how much I (as a Southern White Guy, appreciates what he did and is still doing)
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Screwdriver
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Cancer (now you see why I am f*cked up so much)
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Broccoli is the Anti-Christ.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT
BE?
As long as I got paid a million a year with two six month paid vacations, I would be happy.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?
Purple
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
More times than I care to count.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Glass is to small.
FAVORITE MOVIE:
Disney’s Aladdin.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Yes.
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Just a sec, let me round them all up. Crosstime Traffic by Lawrence Watt-Evans, Alternate Skiffy, Mike Resnick & Patrick Nielsen Hayden, ed., In Space No One Can Hear You Laugh by Mike Resnick, and as soon as it gets here, the second Harry Potter.
WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Nothing, I use a trackball.
FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Empire Builder and variants
FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Computer Gaming World
6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?
fresh air
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS
smoke
FAVORITE SOUND?
water flowing over rocks in a stream bed
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
emptiness
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE
UP IN THE MORNING?
5 more minutes
FAVORITE COLOR?
blue
10 A. FAVORITE SONG?
I can’t even narrow it down to favorite singer.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
You mean I am supposed to answer it? Why?
FAVORITE Child’s NAME?
Hannah Sue, my niece
WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Sharing
FAVORITE FOODS?
steak
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
strawberry
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
sometimes
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Not anymore. But I still own him.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
Yes.
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
The first one I drove was a 1972 Pontiac Catalina that my sister had totaled.
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD IT BE?
I just don’t know. Too many possibilities.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
So far, none of them taste good.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Stop
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Of course.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Getting paid to read.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?
I can.
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yes. It hurt.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Depends on how thirsty I am.
FAVORITE MOVIE:
Quigley Down Under. Or maybe Pretty Woman. Or Sister Act. Or any James Bond. Or possibly First Contact. Then there is Princess Bride and Monty Python and the Holy Grail and, I had better stop.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
urd
WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?
The floor. It is a water bed.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT?
With my dad, my sister and her boyfriend. Will soon change, however to just my dad and I.
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut, Afrian Mole: The Cappuccino Years by Sue Townsend, Adrian Mole: The Wilderness Years also by Sue Townsend, Violin by Anne Rice and finally, 1984 by George Orwell.
WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I don’t use one.
FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Monopoly.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Don’t have a fave.
6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Hypnotic Poison.
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS
Decomposing bodies.
FAVORITE SOUND?
Rain, windchimes.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Loneliness, rejection.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE
UP IN THE MORNING?
“Mmm, sleep”
FAVORITE COLOR?
Purple.
10 A. FAVORITE SONG?
I have far too many to choose from.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
I wait for someone else to answer it.
FAVORITE Child’s NAME?
Chloe or Sid.
WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Being happy.
FAVORITE FOODS?
Cadbury Creme Eggs.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Vanilla.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
I don’t drive…
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Sid my huge grey elephant.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
Both, in fact, I’m in the middle of one as we speak, very windy, very rainy, very dark…kinda scary.
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD IT BE?
Ooohh…can I think about that one for a while?
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Hmmm…rum and Coke.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Capricorn.
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Umm…lounging around all day in a huge library reading books, smoking and drinking coffee.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?
Purple or pink or something boring like that.
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
I think I still am.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Either.
FAVORITE MOVIE:
Umm, Tank Girl, Beetlejuice, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure and a coupla others.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Hardly.
I received this survey in the mail, and thought I would share. Maybe we’ll all learn a little more about each
other.
1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?
The Little Woman, two boys, two dogs
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
*The Sharp End*, David Drake
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
A little Jack Russell Terrier sitting on the stairs.
4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Mancala
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Backpacker
6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?
cinnamin
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS
the smell from a refrigerator that desperartely needs cleaning
7. FAVORITE SOUND?
quiet
8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
anxiety (O.K. I stole this one, but it's still valid)
9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE
UP IN THE MORNING?
Will Katcha sleep long enough for me to web-surf a little?
10. FAVORITE COLOR?
Green (most of the shades, but a deep emerald best)
10 A. FAVORITE SONG?
*Lullaby* and *Count on Me* both by Trout Fishing In America
11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
2-3 or let the machine pick up. Depends.
12. FAVORITE Child's NAME?
Madagascar. No not really. No real fave. O.K. two faves- Soupo and Katcha.
13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Family
14. FAVORITE FOODS?
Mexican, Italian, Mom's
15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
vanilla
16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
Not any more.
17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
No
18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
Way-cool till The Little Woman or the kids gets freaked.
19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Plymouth Horizon
20. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO
WOULD IT BE?
Billy Barty
21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Dark Rum With a Splash of Ginger Ale and a Twist of Lime. Or Grand Marnier
22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Sagitarius
23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
*ick* No.
24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT
BE?
Vet Tech
25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?
Jet Black
26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yes
27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Half full
28. FAVORITE MOVIE:
Larry of Arabia, or Robin and Marion
29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
no
30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
The pedastal for the waterbed.
31. FAVORITE NUMBER?
142 (it looks like I just cut and pasted and added a "2", but it's the truth. 142 is my favorite number. 4:00 is my fave time.)
32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
Women's Beach Volleyball. Actually I hate to watch sports.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT?
I have arrangements with several contractors to provide me with food, water, and air. (That was what you were asking, right?)
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Leaves In The Skyby me (great novel). Also, The March Of Follyby Barbara Tuchman.
WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Nothing–it’s plain blue.
FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Trivial Pursuit.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Reader’s Digest.
6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?
The smell of spring. Yes, it does have a smell.
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS
My parents’ one dog. My father keeps trying to get him to go roll in some shit so he smells better.
FAVORITE SOUND?
Music in general; the sound of a gentle rain at night.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Rejection. I tempt the possibility as little as possible.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
“Oh hell, this is probably the high point of the day.”
FAVORITE COLOR?
Blue
10 A. FAVORITE SONG? My Heart Will Go Onby Celine Dion. (Attention Celine Dion haters: jump in the lake, take a deep breath.)
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
I don’t answer the phone. Leave a message; maybe I’ll get back to you.
FAVORITE CHILD’S NAME?
I don’t have any children, let alone a favorite one.
WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Probably the sugar, like in most cereals.
FAVORITE FOODS?
Pizza, seafood, Cheeseburger Mac Hambuger Helper.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Vanilla.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
I like to drive exactly 5 MPH over the speed limit.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Nope.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
Cool…until the interval between the lightning and the thunder is almost nothing, at which point the coolness evaporates rapidly.
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
A 1973 AMC Gremlin, which was the ugliest purple color you ever saw.
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD IT BE?
Jesus Christ, if he actually existed–interogation to follow.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT?
When at school, roomate. At home, two parents, a younger sister, two dogs, two rabbits, a cat, and two birds.
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
The Dragon’s Village
WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Picture of a Bald Eagle
FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Rummikub
FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Discover
6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Apple crisp baking in the oven :9
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS
Cigarettes
FAVORITE SOUND?
Birds chirping in the morning
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Being behind in work and having tons and tons of if it keep piling up…
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE
UP IN THE MORNING?
What time is it?
FAVORITE COLOR?
Grey
10 A. FAVORITE SONG?
Kokomo
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Whenever I get to it
FAVORITE CHILD’S NAME?
I dunno…
WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Friends and family
FAVORITE FOODS?
Apple crisp, fried calamari, Kraft macaroni and cheese
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Vanilla
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
Nope
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Yes
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
Kewl
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Buick Regal
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO
WOULD IT BE?
My grandfather, who passed away before I really got to know him.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
White wine
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Taurus
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
No
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT
BE?
Zookeeper
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?
I like my hair the way it is.
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
With my dog
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Half full
FAVORITE MOVIE:
As of now, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Yes
WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?
At school: mini-fridge, drawers, storage bins, laundry…other crap
At home: board games, old school papers, photographs, the dog, more crap
FAVORITE NUMBER?
8
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
I don’t know…skiing I guess.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT?
Me, and my two cats, Shilla and Moody. I am hoping that changes soon.
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
The Hobbit!
WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Notes - it’s a special note/mouse pad
FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Backgammon, or Illuminati if that counts.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Smithsonian - everyone on this board should have a subscription.
6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Wisteria in bloom. Cinnamon. Indian food restaurants (curry and incense). Aveda Love oil (which they stopped making dammit). Hot, sweaty sex. Roses. Irises. Thunderstorms. Another perfume oil called Sensual. Those trees in Hawai’i they make the leis out of. Nice garlic-y food cooking. Lavender and Sandalwood. Rosemary. The heater when it first kicks in in the fall.
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS
Anything burning, especially plastic. No, no particular reason. :o
FAVORITE SOUND?
My lover’s voice. My kittens purring.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Considering the possibility that I may never have children. Or maybe cramps.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
You mean people can think when they wake up in the morning? I’m on autopilot for at least an hour after I’ve gotten out of bed!
FAVORITE COLOR?
Forest green, black and eggplant - although not at the same time.
10 A. FAVORITE SONG?
Habibi Ya Ayni(The eyes of my lover) by the Sultans
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
As soon as I can get to it.
FAVORITE Child’s NAME?
Alexander, Sofia, plus others
WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Love - without that we’re just robots.
FAVORITE FOODS?
Indian food, esp. cream based curry. Fried chicken with mashed potatoes. Fettucini alfredo with chicken. sigh
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Chocolate. Dark sweet Ghirardelli chocolate.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
Yes, unless I’m tired.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Nope.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
Cool, unless there’s hail or a tornado. Then it’s scary cool.
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
First to drive - a Dodge truck.
First I owned - a Dodge Colt
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD IT BE?
Merlin
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Port or Brandy Alexander, depending on my mood.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Taurus, Aries rising, Gemini moon.
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
No!
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Research psychologist - specializing in ADD and teen issues.
Performance art dancer.
Medical researcher.
Kept woman.
Lotto winner
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?
Already done it. I just don’t look to good with auburn or midnight black hair.
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yes!
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
The glass is an icon of both the bittersweet memories of the past, and the joyful anticipation of the future. Or maybe it’s just half full.
FAVORITE MOVIE:
American Dreamer - only movie I’ve watched more than twice. It’s a romantic comedy - only movie I’ve seen with two endings (both endings being part of the plot - not like Clue where there were alternate endings)
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Yes. Thank goodness for typing classes.
WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?
A shoe box that needs to be thrown away.
FAVORITE NUMBER?
Six, I suppose.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
Dancing is as close to a sport as I’ll watch. Wait, they have Ice Dancing in the Olympics, don’t they?
