Did someone forget to tell the neurotic team they were supposed to suck? Because Casaya has been incredible at the challenges. Crazy at camp usually translates into a march to Loser Lodge.
Warning- I was about midway through watching the IC, when I hear my three year old throwing up! Thank goodness for DVRs! I paused, dealt with the crisis and was eventually able to return to the show. I was up all night with my kid, so any drop off in quality of this week’s ratings is due entirely to lack of sleep!
And now, the less anticipated, highly derivative RICH RANKINGS! (Tribe and previous ranking in parenthesis)
FORGOT TO FILE A 1040- I guess you couldn’t outwit everyone!
Tina,Melinda,Misty- A Lumberjack, a Singer and a Rocket Scientist all in one cabin. It is so much like my fantasies that it is scary!
Ruth- (Merge/La Mina)- Ruth we hardly knew ye! She made a decent stand at TC with her “maybe not tomorrow” bit, but short of that, I have nothing much to say about Ruth.
EATING BEEF JERKY- You’re still playing, but you’re praying for a tribe scramble!
Bobby- (Mohawk/Casaya)- You don’t “drop a duece” in the potential woodshed. It is considered bad porta-pottie ettiquette. Plus, he doesn’t help around camp. All around a shitty week for Bobby.
Courtney- (Jerky/Casaya)- Everybody hates her. She’ll either get ousted soon or make it to the final two.
Danielle- (Merge/Casaya)- Did anyone know she had that accent? Well, at least we know three things about her now. Joisy Girl , Huge Rack, and Doesn’t like to work.
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A MERGE?- Middle of the pack players, the lotta ya!
Shane- (Jerky/Casya)- Less crazy this episode but gets a move up because he is REALLY good at the challenges. If he could reign in the crazy, he is a real threat.
Cirie- (Jerky/Casaya)- I think it was better that she DIDN’T run away from Danielle and Shane’s fight. Showed some backbone and is praised for her hardwork. She’s conquered the leaves.
HEY! LOOK AT HIS MOHAWK-You might make the merge, but you’re grimacing from the jury row!
Sally- (Jerky/La Mina)- Saved by Austin. Made a solid pitch to keep her around. She’s cute and likeable and that is worth something in the rich ratings.
Aras- (Merge/Casaya)- Reassessing his situation. May decide to go a different route.
Bruce- (Merge/Casaya)- Will benefit from an alliance switcheroo. Even moreso than Cirie.
LOOKING FOR A BIG TOM TO ENGLISH DICTIONARY- Big Tom has spent more combined days on the show than anyone. But he didn’t quite grab the brass ring.
Dan- (Rat/LaMina)- Despite the lack of numbers, La Mina’s Fantastic Four stay in the top four spots. I don’t think Dan will get punished for voting for Sally. I think the guys told him he could. But he did show weakness. It makes me think he can’t go for the jugular should the situation present itself.
Nick- (Tom/La Mina)- Still great physically, but he has been a serious under the radar guy. He expressed doubts about voting off Ruth, but did it anyway.
ARE YOU A RAT OR A SNAKE?- Reserved for a MAXIMUM of two players. You have to be in the driver’s seat for this spot.
Austin- (Tom/LaMina)- Has been instrumental in debating the boot. It is amazing that he is getting credit for losing, but I think at a certain point, LaMina’s five will kick it up a notch and win a few challenges.
Terry- (Rat/La Mina)- He has his ace in the hole. With the new immunity idol rules, he can trim Casaya’s numbers after the merge. They will vote for him, and he will present his idol. Under the rules, whoever has the second most votes (a member of Casaya) will be ousted. So even if LaMina comes in with one more person, they will get burned when they vote off Terry.