Man. One of my favorites gets the boot. No surprise. The outsider Casayas went with the dvil they knew instead of the devil they didn’t. It looks like the only hope for a LaMina victory is Super Terry. He might just do it.
I am glad Jeff signed an extension to his contract. I would have hated for this to be his last season. He would have gone at on a low note.
And now, the less anticipated, highly derivative RICH RANKINGS! (Tribe and previous ranking in parenthesis)
FORGOT TO FILE A 1040- I guess you couldn’t outwit everyone!
Tina,Melinda,Misty,Ruth, Bobby,Dan,Nick- Now that there is a jury, we will no longer comment on these losers.
THE BOBBY JON LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD- The Jury deserves a special distinction from those in loser lodge.
Austin- (Merge/LaMina)- Oddly, his lame scheme last week seemed to totally fool Casaya. Shame to see Austin go. I figured he would be another pretty boy waiter/actor, but he was a nice guy who was a bright spot in a very dull cast. He obviously favors Terry in a jury vote.
EATING BEEF JERKY- You’re still playing, but you’re praying for a tribe scramble!
Sally- (Mohawk/La Mina)- Now that Casaya knows Terry has the idol, Sally is on the block absent an immunity win. Wouldn’t it be fun if she won next week?
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A MERGE?- Middle of the pack players, the lotta ya!
Danielle- (Mohawk/Casaya)- She must not have believed she was the odd woman out. If you look closely at her back (and stop looking at her front), then you may see Cirie’s footprints on her.
HEY! LOOK AT HIS MOHAWK-You might make the merge, but you’re grimacing from the jury row!
Shane- (Merge/Casya)- He’s playing fairly well since the merge. He is containing his inner weirdo. He has a small chance of winning.
Courtney- (Tom/Casaya)- In order for Shane to win, he has to have Courtney sitting next to him. He only contribution to the alliance, other than a vote, seems to be disagreement.
LOOKING FOR A BIG TOM TO ENGLISH DICTIONARY- Big Tom has spent more combined days on the show than anyone. But he didn’t quite grab the brass ring.
Cirie- (Tom/Casaya)- Hasn’t she moved up? She went from being the next one out to being the safest player in the entire game. She COULD win if everyone else gets too pissed at each other and votes for nice Cirie.
Bruce- (Tom/Casaya)- I think Bruce will make the final four. He will be the swing vote at the last minute that changes the game.
ARE YOU A RAT OR A SNAKE?- Reserved for a MAXIMUM of two players. You have to be in the driver’s seat for this spot.
Aras- (Rat/Casaya)- He’s here only because I don’t know who else to put. The girls clearly aren’t his biggest supporters given their unwillingness to vote off Sally. Incidentally, Aras was spot on in his reasoning.
Terry- (Rat/La Mina)- Think about this: if Terry wins immunity next week and Sally is voted out, then the next week, if Terry loses immunity, he single handedly gets to pick who gets voted off. His one protest vote becomes a choice as to who gets the shaft. If he knocks out Aras, his path to immunity sweeping becomes a LOT clearer.