Ding dong, the dude is dead!!

There are two Asian ladies left–the coffee-bitch with the bad skin but beautiful hair is Stacy; the cute perky Valley Girl is Michelle. Michelle fell off the platform and then climbed right back up! I would have just lain there and whined like Rocky.
Yau Man reached positively Gollum-like levels of happiness, and I loved his subterfuge with the fake II. Nobody but he and Earl know that the Moto camp idol is gone, so none of the folks I still like–them, Michelle, and Cassandra–are in danger of searching for it.
I do wish that when Earl arrived on Earl’s Island (which it now shall forever be) he went up there and opened the box to see if the clue had changed at all. Production had time to change it after Yau Man found the turtle and Earl was chosen. However, I fear that Yau is on the chopping block if and when Moto loses, so he’ll have to play it and then he and Earl are on square one unless they’re sent back to Ravu and find THAT one.
As for Ravu, Lisi is right to enlist another guy to help her with the idol but it’ll be a problem if more than one other person finds out. After all, three people can keep a secret if two are dead–hey, put down that fishing line, ya stupid bro-awd!
I myself am still doing the Bro-awd Dance of Happiness and Female Empowerment that Rocky’s gone. I hope that we learn in this season what it takes to get your ass thrown off the jury. There’s two things I’m looking forward to, only one of which I’ll get to see:
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Rocky under fire from Jenna, Dalton, and the concentrated disgust of every caller on SURVIVOR LIVE tomorrow, and
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Anthony’s face when Rocky is the next one to show up at the Loser Lounge!
