I was driving in to Austin to visit family. I wisely tell my family to record Survivor for me. As always, they do. But as I am walking in the door, I see Danni winning immunity.
Kinda spoils the episode a little. And it was a good episode. Kinda cool how they combined the family visit episode (always boring) with the auction episode (always great).
And so, the less anticipated, highly derivative RICH RANKINGS! (N or Y for Tribe (Nakum or Yaxha) and Last Week’s Ranking in Parentheses).
FORGOT TO FILE A 1040- I guess you couldn’t outwit everyone!
Jim,Morgan,Brianna, Brooke, Blake,Brian,Margaret,Amy,Brandon- For the duration of the season, the portion of the program where I make fun of these guys is on hiatus.
THE BOBBY JON LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD- The Jury deserves a special distinction from those in loser lodge.
(IN ORDER OF VOTING PREFERENCE)
Bobby Jon- (Y/Juror #1)- Danni, Rafe, Cindy, Steph, Lydia
Jamie- (N/Juror #2)- Danni, Rafe, Steph, Cindy, Lydia
Gary- (Y/Juror #3)- Danni, Rafe, Steph, Lyida, Cindy
Judd- (N/Mohawk)- Cindy, Steph (still), Danni, Rafe, Lydia
EATING BEEF JERKY- You’re still playing, but you’re praying for a tribe scramble!
Lydia- (N/Jerky)- Looking at my voting predictions, I’ll say she makes the final two, but has ZERO chance of winning. I was pleased that she was working it though. She was playing the game.
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A MERGE?-
Nada
HEY! LOOK AT HIS MOHAWK-You might make the merge, but you’re grimacing from the jury row!
Stephenie- (N/Tom)- I think she’s the next boot. She still looks like the biggest threat despite not winning anything. And none to soon. She seemed honestly pissed that Danni took her place. She is not a good sportsmanship.
LOOKING FOR A BIG TOM TO ENGLISH DICTIONARY- Big Tom has spent more combined days on the show than anyone. But he didn’t quite grab the brass ring.
Cindy-- (N/Tom)- Kind of the odd man out, but she has a really cute sister so I like her more. She only has a chance at the million if there is a NASTY rift among the remaining survivors.
ARE YOU A RAT OR A SNAKE?- Reserved for a MAXIMUM of two players. You have to be in the driver’s seat for this spot.
Danni- (Y/Merge)- She was playing well last night. I am pleased that she was working it and fanning the flames. But when she was talking to Judd about the threats, wasn’t she talking about RAFE and not Steph?
Rafe- (N/Rat)- Because Rafe is the threat! He is strong in the challenges and he is making sly moves. But I still want him to cut an alliance with a person he LIKES! That will show if he has the stuff. Have we ever seen such a “fly under the radar, Power Player”?