Did anyone else catch that even the subtitle guy feels stupider listening to Bobby Jon? he said something about Jaime that ended with “he’s too cocky.” Subtitles said “he’s to cocky.” Oops.
Sad to see Brandon. Rooting for Rafe now.
I’m fairly certain the idol is one-use. (fantastic twist, by the way.) The only questions I have are: does it get rehidden after use? and where do you hide it if you find it? It’s not like they have a lot of personal space. Danni or Brandon could’ve kept it under their ugly hats. But anyone else? “Hey Gary, is that an immunity doll in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
I’d find someplace right outside camp to hide Zippy, or somewhere in the ruins, where I could cover it up so that nobody else could find it but I could easily access it. Maybe somewhere near the “bathroom,” so that I’d have a good excuse to pop over there just before leaving for TC and still be able to have some privacy.
You know, I am getting the impression that Gary is going to make it to at least the final four. Maybe I am reading too much into it, but he just seems to be almost above the fray.
After all the searching at the beginning of the show last night, I really expected the Doomed Four to find Zippy in the boat when they went fishing. I think that would have been great.
I also notice that BJ said “I’d just as soon (do something)”, and the subtitles said “assume.”
I believe I may have axed you this before (hee!), but are you me? Because you sure as heck sound like me. I mean, we have pretty much the same taste in Boyfriends (or Boy Friends, as the case may be), so I’m wondering if you’re one of my other personalities or something. Are you one of those voices I keep hearing in my head? Or … or … are you one of the Others?
So, anycrap.
This is a good idea, except: Judd. You just know that one night, or two hours from now, or whenever, Judd would let the whole camp know that he had to go pinch a loaf (because he’s so considerate in that regard), and when he tromps off into the woods he’ll get distracted by Howlie and decide he’s going to catch that damn monkey and eat him, and while he’s chasing Howlie around he’ll step on Zippy and crush him into little weensy pieces, smaller even that wee Carissa Gaghan.
And then Rafe (because I am convinced, somehow, that Rafe has found Zippy, and his assertions to the contrary are of the doth-protest-too-much variety) would become devastated and cry, because he is a Friend to Rocks. (Apparently he has a pet Rock called Charles - seen on the Web but unable to provide a verifiable cite.) And of course he will also be hosed. Which is not good, because Obi-Rafe Kenobi is our only hope against the Axis of Eeeeeeeeeeevil at this point.
Oh, and by the way? On the basis of the picture on this web page, Judd may seriously have the most beautiful face I’ve ever seen. (Except when he’s sometimes filmed from a bad angle, and he looks like Woody Allen, which - spew!) God, do I love a man with pearly whites! Too bad I’m not his type, or me and Draelin would be rasslin’ over him.
Psssssst! rockle!! I think you meant *Rafe * not Judd. 'Cause all angles aside, Judd looks like the long lost son of Dom DeLuise but **not ** Woody Allen. (Maybe if Dom DeLuise ate Woody Allen … )
I think you underestimate how much extra work that is. It’s often hard enough to get everyone in sync on one person. It might not be too tough now if the one tribe just plans to pick off the other tribe one by one-- agree on an order and run with it, so you always have a back-up plan.
Just when I thought no one could be a bigger idiot than Judd, we get a chance to see Jamie at his finest. What an absolute asshole! Why on earth would you deliberately piss off your own alliance-mates??? This works out great for someone like Lydia-- just sit back and watch the big boys piss all over themselves, then when they’re gone you get to walk away with $1,000,000!
Well, I think that if he were cleaned up, with some careful eyebrow plucking and properly applied cosmetics, maybe with a bow in his hair and a nice little black dress on, heels of course, with some Chanel No. 5 dabbed in strategic locations, he could be quite pretty. But then again, couldn’t we all?
Or do you think he’s more of a Shalimar kind of person?
Since we are now to jury selection, let’s predict the boot order:
9- Bobby Jon
8- Jamie
7- Judd
6- Stephenie
5- Rafe
4- Cindy
3- Gary
2- Lydia
1- Danni
Also, does anyone else think the challenges this season have been as lame as the contestants?
Oooooo … groundless speculation! My favorite! Here is my Malibu Barbie Dream Boot List:
9: Bobby Jon - Victim of the New Nakúm/Old Yaxhá Crossover Alliance Compilation Album Box Set and DVD Collection
8: Jamie - First to hit the wall when the Old Yaxhá revolution comes. Also because he will not shut up.
7: Judd - Next in line for beheading. Howlie will laugh and laugh and laugh, keeping everyone up for two straight nights.
6: Princess Stephenie - Because she sucks, and because as cool as my funeral would be if she did make F2, today is not a good day to die. I’m booked for the next month or so.
5: Cindy - Who? (Here is where Rafe saves his gorgeous little self by whipping out Zippy at this crucial last Tribal Council before Zippy’s Secret Double Immunity Powers expire.)
4: Danni - She wins the car, because Gary and Rafe have the sense not to.
3: Lydia - Unable to cheer herself into winning Earnest for the final challenge.
2: Gary - Close, but in the end …
1: Rafe - … wins in a 4-3 vote when Bobby Jon, Jamie, Cindy, and Lydia are hypnotized by the phoenomenal cosmic powers of outstanding dental hygiene.
And to answer your question: Yes. Yes, they are.
I have a hard time taking Rafe seriously because every time he starts talking he sounds like Wooldoor Sockbat. He should be getting together with Cindy and Lydia; then they could wait until two more ex-Yaxhas are voted off, then bring in the last survivor to vote out the Axis of Evil. Then vote out the Yaxha and let the endurance challenge decide who gets in the final two.
But do I think this is going to happen? No. Rafe, while full of angst, seems to be stuck as a follower to Stephanie, Judd, and Jamie - they’ll carry him to the final four and ditch him. Lydia and Cindy seem resigned to outlasting the Yaxhas and then being the next to go. A potential allaince needs a leader and none of them seem to have that spark. Their only hope is that Gary and Danni steps in and tells them what to do. Otherwise, it’s going to be the Axis of Evil in the final three.
