At last! A total flaming dipshit Republican who is not from Texas! And one who is cognizant of the second greatest threat to the Repubic, the dastardly and pernicious advances of the Homintern, and the Gay Agenda!
Being hetero with near religious fervor, this does not directly impact me, other than the shared humanity with my bent brethren and sistren. Whatever pops your corn, gets you through the night, doesn’t scare the horses - freak freely.
They’re gonna elect this guy, you can just bet on it. He will be respectfully treated, referred to as “the Honorable”, TV pundits will stare rapt as he spews venemous garbage, and ask respectful and probing questions.
Let me tell you a joke. Given this guys mind-boggling homophobia, what politicly sensitive position might you, if you were a Bushivik, find for such a person? Where might you place him so that his knuckle-walking, hate-mongering, troglodyte views might have valuable effect, where could he be placed so that his views might uplift and enlarge the public good?
Why, as co-chair of the Presidential Advisory Council on HIV and AIDS! Where else can such a fount of wisdom and compassion be most effectively placed to personify the Republican agenda of outreach and fuckover?
I can’t relate, really. Its hard to imagine someone truly hating my guts for nothing more important than the variety of hole in which I would hide the kielbasa. Maybe if that diseased harridan Whats-her-face, with her “all men are rapists!” agenda, were to be nominated for the US Senate. Maybe then, but all the women I know are sane, generally speaking. To a large degree. More or less, their IQ’s don’t drop 50 points in the presence or possession of a “C” cup, like my fellow sufferers from testosterone poisoning.
So I can’t directly imagine it, can’t really relate, its kind of second-hand, a bank shot of vile and mindless hatred. What a loathesome creep, one more reason to be glad I was born to yearn for the yoni. But I’m still people, and this political pustule hates people. Not all people, true, but when you hate people for what they are rather than what they do, you hate people.
And the one bright spot: this time, the slithering creep is not from Texas!