This has probably been done before
But shut the front door!
Which swear word substitutes do you use or like, dagnabbit?
This has probably been done before
But shut the front door!
Which swear word substitutes do you use or like, dagnabbit?
Mother of pearl.
From WC Fields? I don’t remember.
Lots from media:
Mother pus-bucket!
Frakk and all of its variations
Belgium
Usually I just swear in English. And Spanish.
Oh fuuuuudge
Oedipus Rex!
I used to work with a woman who, if she got frustrated, would say “Oh, dirty words!”
Gee-em Chrysler!
I just say fucking shit and then follow up with, pardone my French.
Jebus
Back the truck up!
I used Bad Words a lot back when I was working.
I also used Poopyhead and fardles. (Well, I stopped using fardles when someone thought I had used another F word, but it was a stand by for over 20 years.)
Barnacles!
Also, I’m not sure if cuntasourus counts or not, but it’s a fun one to tell people not to be.
“Stop being a cuntasourus” should, technically, not be considered an obscenity.
I’ve always been fond of “mofo”.
mmm
LOL! A good one!
Shut the French toast?!
holy flurking schnit!
From Car Talk, of course, there’s: “Son…ja Henie’s Tutu!”
Qu’vatlh!
That’s Klingon, and if pronounced correctly sounds more like a curse than anything in English.
Do you need a salivary gland transplant to pronounce it correctly?