Swear Word Substitutes

This has probably been done before
But shut the front door!

Which swear word substitutes do you use or like, dagnabbit?

Mother of pearl.

From WC Fields? I don’t remember.

Lots from media:

Mother pus-bucket!
Frakk and all of its variations
Belgium

Usually I just swear in English. And Spanish.

Oh fuuuuudge

Oedipus Rex!

I used to work with a woman who, if she got frustrated, would say “Oh, dirty words!”

Gee-em Chrysler!

I just say fucking shit and then follow up with, pardone my French.

Jebus :expressionless:

Back the truck up!

I used Bad Words a lot back when I was working.

I also used Poopyhead and fardles. (Well, I stopped using fardles when someone thought I had used another F word, but it was a stand by for over 20 years.)

Barnacles!

Also, I’m not sure if cuntasourus counts or not, but it’s a fun one to tell people not to be.

“Stop being a cuntasourus” should, technically, not be considered an obscenity.

I’ve always been fond of “mofo”.

mmm

This thread reminded me of this brilliant commercial.

Fiddledeedee! That will require a tetanus shot.

LOL! A good one!

Shut the French toast?!

holy flurking schnit!

From Car Talk, of course, there’s: “Son…ja Henie’s Tutu!”

Qu’vatlh!

That’s Klingon, and if pronounced correctly sounds more like a curse than anything in English.

Do you need a salivary gland transplant to pronounce it correctly?