Bingdugit!
Fire truck!
Futher of mucks!
Oh, my duck! (from Firesign Theater)
Sweet Mother of Blue Ivy! (Roy Blount, Jr., remarking that a piece of celebrity birth news sounded like an oath.)
“Cheese and crackers got all muddy.”
I say “oh for corn’s sake” about 47 times per day, on average.
When Camilo José Cela won the Nobel for literature in 1989, the Spanish national rail company RENFE congratulated him with this full page ad:
Word for word it’s
Finally, c*nt
But A better translation would be
About Forking Time.
Why?
Cela had already scandalized Spanish society with his Diccionario secreto (Secret Dictionary, 1969–1971), a dictionary of slang and taboo words.
I don’t know if the ad was supposed to be celebratory or insulting. Cela was quite the raging bass hole.
Anyway - this was all a long detour to promote coño.
Bolleaux !
(pronounced Boll-Oh in case you didn’t know)
Mothering Sunday!
A friend of mine occasionally uses “Son of a syphilitic Soviet sea cook”.
Godfrey Daniel and jackhole* work for me.
*when I plugged this term into the searchbar just now, for some obscure reason I was directed to the homepage for the Heart of Jacksonville African Violet Society.
Felgergarb.
Mine are all from TV - “Biznatch” (Better Call Saul), “What the fruit?!” (from a Frank Caliendo comedy special), and many epithets from The Good Place (“Holy mother forking shirt balls” springs to mind). And “oh, fudge” from my mother.
I just heard it in an old Fractured Fairy Tale from Rocky and Bullwinkle, called Alden Farquahr. I don’t know if this was the first tie I heard it, but I used to watch these all the time when they first came out.
In my word bag, effing has been replaced by fing.
I’m not sure whether to put one apostrophe or two before 'shole.
Pepper Mill is partial to “Fudge Nut Brownies!”
I have no problem being a potty mouth but, when I do speak with a mind of being pc, my favorite is, “In the name of humanity!”
Example at school: “In the name of humanity, does anyone actually keep their appointments anymore?!!”