The above post has been deleted due to excessive swearing.
I’m sure there was meant to be some writting in this.
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Uh oh… I feel an outage coming on.
Say it ain’t so, mods!
Here’s what was suppose to have happened:
I am currently looking to update my vocabulary with a new set of alternative swear words. I’m bored of the standard swears, and need some humorous replacements. Keep it clean though, I’d rather not have one of the admin chappies remove my elbows.
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I do not take any responsibility for words invented in this thread
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Skuntuf you has, I’ve heard, become popular in Macon.
Do you have The Meaning of Liff* by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd? You can grab some random words out of there, completely disregarding their meanings, and use them as swears.
For example:
You Knaptoft!!! (knaptoft- the mysterious fluff placed in your pockets by dry-cleaners)
Gweek you! (gweek- a coat hanger recycled as a car aerial)
Tampa!!! (to be used in painful situations) (tampa-the sound of a rubber eraser coming to a rest after dropping off a desk in a silent room)
To use them, however, you, as said before, must completely disregard their meanings.
In the episode of South Park where they used a particular swear word over 100 times, it was stated that meekrob (sp?), a Thai or Vietnamese food appetizer, actually is a swear word as well.
What you need is Roger’s Profanisaurus.
Flithering gheen, mild consternation
Amontay-feldoan, sudden anger or pain
Pangastan, general grumbling
Faltinado, (noun) an insult. The feminine ends in a.
Slagbagger, (noun) originally, one who packages a worthless
commodity as valuable. Now, a general-purpose insult.
At first glance, I thought the thread title was “Sewerage.”
I opened the thread anyway.
I am both shamed and relieved…but mostly shamed.
This week I have mostly* been saying Stabards.
*not moistly
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Darva. But roll the r’s. Darrrrva.
There’s also Maledicta , the International Journal of Verbal Aggression. Search Amazon.com or Barnes & Noble for examples.
This might be of some use, you cloffing pempslider.
And of course The previous page.