What’s wrong with sex?
Wild applause!!! yes yes yes yes yes
I don’t mind the odd sex-related thread here and there. It’s when the whole board is splattered with them that I start to wince.
Too much of a mediocre thing is… well, I dunno. But lordy, it ain’t good.
Darn!
Another pseudo-intellectual thread in [ **insert name here **]!!
I’m so exasperated with so many people having pissing contests, expounding tirelessly on great philosophies, pounding with meaning on dusty tomes of obscure ‘wisdom,’ claiming intellectual superiority and then, at last, arriving here in the pit, where they sling shit at each other with the zeal of any low life honkey tonk bar drunk. :):rolleyes:
I can’t be the only one who read the thread title and thought, “if she has to swallow during anal sex, that guy’s dick is way, WAY too big.”
Yes you can. I hope. Y’all are sick, sick, SICK!
And that’s why I keep coming back. 
Maybe it’s just me and I do not get around enough, but as I recall most of those threads were a person asking a simple question. It’s the audience who screws up the whole thing and adds their “more than I needed to know” responses. (I was going to run up a couple OP quotes to show that the defendants were asking questions and not graphically (sp?)describing what they did last night, but the damn board will not open threads, it will only let me see the forum list) And who cares if there are threads about sex?? If it bothers you then don’t read it. I personally get annoyed with all the religion threads in all the forums, but you don’t see me bitching. Just pass them by, it’s not that hard.
And to Feynn:
Oh please. I just went into IMHO and there are 3 threads about sex. And you are right, you can’t miss it, just like I can not miss any of the other 500 threads on this message board about all subjects under the sun (add sarcasm as desired). If you don’t want to read a thread about sex, then don’t fucking open it. Is it that hard??
-N
Hey, I’ve slept with Satan. It made perfect sense to me.
Hey, quit saying “anal” and “sex”! My virgin ears! shakes fist and cane at passersby You whippersnappers only have one thing on your mind and it’s not the presidential debates!
(Okay, so I’m only 18, but I seem a lot less horny compared to this new crop of posters who have suddenly appeared. I feel like an old woman)
"If you don’t want to read a thread about sex, then don’t fucking open it. Is it that hard?? "
I told you someone would come in here and say that didn’t I?
I have nothing against sex. I love it… a whole freakin’ bunch. You just won’t hear me telling everyone what Lola and I get up to when the kids fall asleep. All I can say is that no animals are hurt during the filming process.
Since this is the pit…
Well fucking said Hamadryad!
Here here! I agree with Hama! Those threads are about as bad as the graphic sexual problems ones and the “popular list” ones. Gees, I feel like I’m still in high school. Wait, I’m still in high school. Never mind.
Goog point, Ham. You seem so smart…and sexy… ::bats eyelasses:: C’mere hottie.
uh…that was “good” not “goog” but more to the point, someone had to throw the flirt thing out there, and since I had occupied a couple of posts with exactly such material, I thought I’d step up. I figure that as long as that’s not all someone is posting and if they are actually adding content worth reading, what’s a little flirting? Keeps things interesting, I say.
<hijack cont.> The thing is, I have been known to add a one-line flirt, but I always make sure I post something having relevance to the OP as well in the same message. A lot of people JUST throw up a “how YOU doin’?” post. That chaps my ass.
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Yeah, what you said… dang it, those people… BTW, Hambone baby, love the name, wanna see my Heinlein collection…
::found the chapstick, waiting for response::